Guys what does it feel like?

Kind of musky and sour. You get used to it though

If you watch hentai and own an onahole you're not missing much

Sorry, didn’t mean to R9K the thread up. There is a board better suited for people that want to be self-loathing faggots that wallow in their own misery.

Nope, neither. It’s just a high-end, pocket vagina, right?

Because you're still rolling around in self pity instead of getting your shit together.
Blaming the world might be justified and understandable in your situation but it obviously doesn't get you where you want to be.

Great, but then they want to cuddle.

I got you man. I had a fucked up childhood too. You have to work on it.
There's probably all sorts of little things you do to sabotage yourself without realizing it. You've got to accept that this shit is bigger than you and go find guidance.
Try to look for a good therapist. Not all of them work out, it's kind of like a relationship itself. I have had a terrible therapist, a well intentioned but inexperienced one, and now the one I'm seeing seems like they know what they're doing. I feel like I'm making some progress.
But no one can help you but you. Also I'm mostly on biz to talk about crypto, so you're probably not going to get the best response on this board. You need to get help irl.

In over that, nothing more cycled than feeling sorry for yourself or getting bitter. I’ve come along way and pushed past much of the dysfunction.

You’re not wrong. Therapy and antidepressants were recommend a lot, but I didn’t feel like it was helping and quit trying that route. It’s not that bad though. I got a little lonely sometimes, but life is generally good nowadays.

Travel internationally and bang a bunch of hookers for cheap. Bonus points if you can build rapport with a few before you arrive. That way it doesn't feel like you're fucking total strangers.

>untreated depression
>adhd
No your problem is you want to make excuses and pity yourself. Grow some balls, that's the best advice for you

There is some sort of chemical imbalance going on there beyond being in the doldrums and needing to toughen up. I think about an hero’ing several times a month and can’t get off the couch some days when nothing external is necessarily going wrong.

Actually reading for decent advice on biz was the first mistake..

Like a musky ass and piss smell, but in a good way. It tastes good.

yea but cuddling then leads to grinding and neck kissing and round 2
kissing protip: the goal is to force your tongue in her mouth, get under her tongue and just generally rape her mouth with your tongue, fight her tongue with yours.

masturbating as a woman for money must feel oppressive

Drop all that shit and grab rhe Christ pill. Then move forward and be a crypto millionaire.

Self pity is unironically demonic. It will destroy u if you let it. You don't have depression you have denonic activity oppressing you. Trust me..this shit is real.

Do a steroid cycle test e 500mg/week for 16 weeks. It changes you physically and mentally as well.

Just have to be mindful of my diet, sleep quality, exercise and doing well at my job and it’s manageable. Biz tards make light of psychological issues, but they’re a very real thing, I’ll keep doing my best to fight through it all manage.

I don’t like the steroid look and have a nicer, keepable physique/strength that a lot of assholes that cycle, drink on the weekends and spend most of there time in front of the dumbbell rack or cables training arms.

If you lift and are in medical sales then you must be in decent shape and know how to talk to people. Sounds like you've got the ammunition just need to fire the gun.

Done taking about myself in a bot thread too. Thanks for that friendly banter. You guys go fuck yourselves.

warm, and mushy, if you get her exited before she will be wet and slippery soft and tender, you can feel lips within lips and if she hasent gave birth will most likley make you come in a second. It is truly an art to see them get lost in the almost lika a heavenly extacy to them, that is the best part. the way they react to it.

Just have to figure out this internalized mantra where I have to achieve some unattainable state of perfection before I can have a relationship and why, when goals are met (bigger bank roll, more Lower abdominal definition, etc) nothing is ever good enough and new reasons come up for my to account for my interpersonal stagnation. Most chicks are fat, broke and covered in stupid tattoos, it shouldn’t be an issue..

Doesn’t make sense. You have a good job and are fit. Normally you’d be normal. I think you’re balding and short, plus ugly which explains why you can’t make it with women despite the job and body.

To account for my**

stop playing the victim and man the fuck up. I went to prison at 16(TYC) I crossed borders twice deported, shot at stabed, neglected by my family, lived in dumpsters, almost kidnaped by organized gangs got my ged in said prison and I still managed to work for a major American consulting firm. faggot. Just think outside the box and stop being nice , whores like to be manhandles, forget about your past like I did.

Like pennies from heaven

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Hoes make crazy amounts of money off dweebs that way. Cam girls can earn tons more than real strippers. I baka more at the dweebs tipping their weekly wage checks than the hoes camming. If youre hot and have a vagina, by all means take advantage of these retards.

Nobody cares about your troubled past; nobody cares about mine either. Let’s talk biz and get money now.

Sounds like you got mind-fucked as a child but if you’re 33 you are literally entering male prime right now. Go talk to a therapist and get out of your own head a little

>business and finance

I like girls

like power

you

Or I could train, eat steak with asparagus, work, play vidya on occasion, make money and shitpost on biz with frens. The chinz is all I need.

I'll tell you, If you pay up.

i would lick this girls butthole unfortunately.

thats where poop comes from

Hey user. this is sort of 'left field' but I did yoga and slowly realised that a large amount of negative emotion is physically stored in the body.

hatha yoga lets you release this. It utterly changed my life.

thats how you get bitchews, with a mentality like that.

No, guys with that don’t give a fuck still care enough to initiate conversations and put in SOME effort, enough to date and/or get laid. I don’t care enough to put in ANY effort and push away any females that have tried to get close. Mostly them trying to make small talk, smiling and playing with their hair, laughing at whatever’s said when it isn’t funny, etc. other stuff was way more blatant.

There is something bigger going on in my mind. Therapy is probably a good idea. But money for a therapist is less money for crypto

So you made the choice not to. Pathetic. Quit blaming the world around you, only you are responsible for your actions.

Indeed. that’s why I’m growing my bags and not worrying about it;

I honestly can't believe shit like this mang. Ur either larping or the most awkward person on earth.
I was hooking up all the all back in HS, bro.
Just Bee urself lmao

COPE

So link above 1k is like heroin?

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Not hard to do when you push the women away that are brave enough to approach, generally ignore everyone s d never leave the house except for work, the gym, errands and rare quality time with family.

Like shoving your fist in an oven mitt full of heated spam.

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Fuck you, it’s true.

>I'm past that

then what the fuck is holding you back then you drama queen?

I don’t know... not enough carbs or something? Too scared of being judged as harshly as I judge myself? Autism? Wanting to sleep all the time? At least I don’t pay for bath water.

Based and redpilled

fpbp

we're gonna get there again soon frens

hhhhnnnnnnggggggg

Get spiritual. Turn to God, not the bullshit christian kike one but the creator of this simulation. Ask him for help and to protect you. Focus on positive thoughts. Imagine positive imagery of where you'd like to be 1, 2, 5, 10 years down the line. Meditate. The energy you put out into the universe returns to you. All you need to do is focus. Depression, self-loathing, negativity, etc. is addicting. You need to break that cycle.

Overrated

Fuck off, link above $4 was a way better feeling
It’s overrated op, and I have had some pretty good pussy but money is so much better

Hey big guy I thought you were going to commit suicide?

worse than your hand and more tiring

If your dick is thick enough it's awesome. If it's not, it's pretty alright.

>t. dicklet who fucked 12 normie chicks + 2 who actually had tight pussies

Do you handle any medication? Like for a pet? Pet meds don't have warning labels and can seriously fuck you up just handing them. If you handle ANY meds for anyone or anything first you need to stop. Also get a full blood work up immediately.

If that's not it, I do have some advice. Start taking ZMA before bed, and 5-HTP by day.

Lastly, you really need to lose your virginity, for mental reasons. Just hire an escort. Or take a trip to Prague or whatever it takes. Just go get that out of your system. Then bang a couple more just for good measure. I realize that it's sinful degenerate etc but I actually believe that circumstances like your own are mitigating and it's actually fine. You've got to get laid immediately though. Tell your boss tomorrow you need a vacation asap and see how soon you can leave.

why do girls not like me, Jow Forums? they don't even get a chance to see how autistic and boring i am because they never even acknowledge me in the first place. it's like i'm letting off virgin pheromones that only they can smell

I have a strong feeling you were never diagnosed with anything at the age of 7 and you're full of shit. Here is your first diagnosis: Although hypothetical, you sound like a bitch.

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It didn’t work, I woke up covered in piss and vomit :(

Rude.

Raissa Bella - she was dope on Jasmin. Good stuff fren

Like a fifi

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translation: lazy cunt

Dude, thanks fren.

wat a weak faggoy. kek.

I’ll give you my bags if you shoot me in the face. Only 2 conditions; has to be one shot and I can’t know when it’s coming.

What did you think when typing out this gay fucking post? Did you think you would get sympathy from strangers on Jow Forums or are you just a habitual moaner?

I don’t know, maybe a solution or someone to commiserate with.

>depression/dysthymia since age 7, coupled with severe ADHD, low self esteem
literally all fake disorders

i notice you said fake disorders. what are some real disorders?

Sex without love/masturbation is this. Cheap and easy to reproduce. With love it is one of a kind

Not all pussy is the same. I miss my Filipino ex's vagina. She would get slippery wet, her vagins was sweet yet sour, she loved to be choked during oral sex... Then I fuck this new girl and start mixing her.

Like any other cloth dress assuming it isn't silk.

user, it's always better in fantasy. Even when it's a woman you're madly in love with. And to have halfway good sex you really need to work on affection, openness and love with the other person.. it's a lot of effort. Worth it? It's for everybody to decide by himself. But reality is always different than fantasy fapping.

Like the inside of a boxers mit after 9 rounds

Imagine coming to a Mongolian basket weaving message board and posting your pitty blog
The absolute state

actually pennies means that she was just on or is about to be on her period
you guys nasty, pussy isn't supposed to taste like pennies

Boo fucking hoo. Now you are loaded and get to trample poorfags underneath your expensive shoes. Bonus points if you can flaunt you wealth infront of a struggling family. Sad things is that 95% of humans are pieces of shit and are not worth the effort to spit on. If you are so lucky to bump into the 5% percent stop acting like an autist and enjoy what life has to offer together.
>tldr stop being a faggit