My wife and I have been married for 3 years now and I love her very much, but something happened last night that I'm still having a hard time comprehending. So last night we decided to spice things up a little bit and try having shower sex. I went into the bathroom and got the shower running and hopped in. My wife came in the bathroom shortly after me and hopped in with me. Before we got into anything I told her I had to take a piss really bad. She apparently thought this was some kind of hint to her that I had found out that she has a fetish for being urinated on. Right as I started peeing she grabbed my penis and I wasn't sure how to react. I laughed and said "what are you doing." She just told me that she loves me so much, and that's when she dropped to her knees and started letting the urine get on her face. I immediately screamed "what the hell are you doing?" and she panicked and grabbed a towel and left the bathroom as quickly as possible. I sat in the shower for a good 6 minutes trying to understand what had just happened. Once I dried off and left the bathroom I walked into the bedroom to find her crying on the bed. She told me that she has been trying to give me subtle hints for a long time that she wanted to be "peed" on and thought that I had finally caught on. I told her that I had no idea and that I don't think I can pee on her because I think it is gross. She continued to cry and said she is afraid I am going to leave her now. I assured her that I am not but she is still very upset and thinks I am going to divorce her. I really love this women and I have no plans to divorce her, but there is no way I can participate in such a disgusting fetish. How can I break her of wanting such an odd thing to be done to her. Why does she want this done to her. I just got home from work about an hour ago today and it has been awkward around the house. We haven't said much to each other and we are about to go out for dinner. What do I do oracle? HELP!
My wife and I have been married for 3 years now and I love her very much...
Reinforce her, with piss
Why wouldn't you piss on her? Mark your territory or you're going to get cucked when she finds someone who will do it. I'm being 100% serious by the way.
Pee in her butthole.
stop being such a prude. if it makes her happy, it's an easy thing for you to do for her. i think you'll get into it when you see how much she enjoys it. it's an absolutely harmless fetish.
Bro just pee on her.
ur wife is a slut, bro. buy more LINK.
This. If you don’t urinate on her she’ll find some other chad to do it
Just stay well hydrated and it's mostly fucking water user. Just piss on your wife
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You don't deserve her you fascist faggot
just piss on her bro
Piss on your wife you weirdo.
broo just pee on her
Why did it hurt so much reading this? I simultaneously felt bad for you and your wife, but more so her.
Tell her you both should try going back into the shower together and just immediately whip out your dick and piss on her when she gets in
based and truthpilled
Based
She sounds more sexually adventurous than you, user. You could probably learn a thing or two from her if you stop acting like a faggot.
itt: sincere responses to 5 year old reddit pasta
Doesn’t matter, RLC makes pee obsolete
Apart from that, it’s just pee, I always pee on my wife feet’s while we take a bath together, mark your fucking territory
extremely poor larp
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wtf I hope this is larp because it's making me so jealous. Stop being such a faggot and just pee on your horny wife
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>shower sex is “spicing things up”
>being such a stuck-up bitch that you won’t pee on your wife who is begging for it
are you a monk by any chance?
This thread proof of how degenerate people are. Dont listen to trap loving weebfaggots idiots on this board and keep your dignity. You can't have children with a wife who doesn't have any self respect. Your kids gonna end up being fucked up.Divorce the shit out of her, seriously.
Interesting read. Thanks for the laugh.
Also, if you get married, it's like a full time job to keep your wife happy. whether it be in having 20 kids or being peed on like you said in your post.
Also, this .
Fix your shit right now but be wary because fetishes can be taken very far and might become uncontrollable.
Since you're freaked out this much, make up and make a deal to not do it outside of the house or any place of privacy when nobody can disturb you two.
You know the old phrase "Happy Waifu, Happy Laifu"? remove the "a" in Waifu and Laifu and replace the u with an "e" for both words.
She deserves a guy who is kinky and loves dominating her, not a pathetic and boring faggot like you. Leave her to better men.
sell LINK and start fucking whores..
Take it to the next and shit on her face
Digits don’t lie user
You’re supposed to share that moment with her
Comfort her and then do it
Watch how wet she gets
You’re not wrong at all
Not wrong at all
>hint: one more time
You’re right
Mfw you just know
You’re right, otherwise if you don’t like the sound of that, then don’t get married
>Divorce the shit out of her
Yeah easily some of the worst advice in this thread
Don’t listen to him user
Do the needful
And give you golden lady a beautiful golden shower
>trust me: she’ll absolutely love it
Lmao @ all the desperate turbovirgins in this thread telling you to piss on her. Imagine degrading your loved one to that point, whats next, shitting in her mouth?
Post your contact details, I'll piss on her for you.
>he doesn’t know...
Should we tell him?
I piss on any semi serious girls im with, and call them my property/fuckholes/whatever more personally degrading shit I can come up with.
Girls love that shit, some fwb brought it up years later and how no man has ever done that to her since and she misses me/it. I don't even remember it, I was blackout I guess.
All women are whores meme isnt a meme.