Here’s your tip, wagey

> put bowl over glass
> flip table over
> lift table
> water spills into bowl
Dont tell me this power move wouldnt impress everyone

> Pee poo
> Cum
> Run ketchup everywhere
> Spill water everywhere
> Draw pistol and stick up the joint
> Murder people anyways even though they're cooperating
> Rape the manager but insist to everyone it's not gay

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slide ketchup
clean glass
move money to the edge of the table flip over
free water

Unless they're chainlink tokens it's not worth another thought.

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IHOP is pretty good, only nigs mess with IHOP wagies

snort tobasco sauce in the nose
jump on the table and slide it into my ass
do a flip with glass in the ass and land on my butt
free ketchup

I want to do the same to that oppressor and make her realize that even my untrained male body can easily overpower her, making her confidence fade forever. The look of surprise and shock when she first gets hit by a real slap to the face and falls to the ground disoriented and with teary eyes from the concussion. The shame when she has to start crying hoping someone comes and helps her while I simply watch and wait for retaliation in the hope to administer some more red pills to her in the form of my open hand colliding with her face. I'd then calmly walk away, a sense of relief as I take a deep breath and turn back to my usual self, the beast inside me chained again, her will to ever use force against the weak unprovoked completely broken.
Violence isn't fun when you're the one subjected to it.

clean ketchup
move glass to edge of table
collect water and money in bucket

> I'd then calmly walk away
Faggot
You should command her to unzip your pants and deepthroat your cock while the beta female sucks on your balls (both balls must be inserted in her mouth). Once you've throatpiped the alpha, you urinate on both of them because they're now your property.
You can fuck them later, you got shit to do because you're an alphamale

Kek
Oh google...you've done it again

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I'm not even a waggie, but this image pisses me off.
You fucking know this was not done by some business owner or even somebody self employed, but by some unemployed bitch painfully aware she's getting fatter and her well-off boyfriend will dump her soon.

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Same, but I wonder if she would even take my beta sperm to produce Chadlites or if she simply laugh and say I should be thankful for a bj.