/smg/ - Stock Market General

keynesian economics edition

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Nobody cares about your bond certificates, grandpa.

if you can't squeeze the juice out of a lemon with your own hands, how will you ever squeeze the life out of an anime girl's throat

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If I get dubs with this post, SPY is going to do a waterfall pattern and close sub $295.

What a weird day

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>no "nigga" in the edition
nah man

such a crabby day
and it's mine
the most crabbiest day of my liiiiife

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Short the shit out of BA

MSFT DRIPS YES OR NO

>mfw im smart money

>
>why short AMD now
well there was some opportunity cost in entering back then since i was in a oil short

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This is a stickup

put the stocks in the bag and no one gets hurt

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Those guys all look like drug addicts, lol.

based syndrome of a down

Feeling comfy on my Zynga Calls. Boomers love their shitty online poker

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Wow, I know what I'm getting Baggie for Christmas

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Please remember to write more calls. And buy QYLD.

welp time to sell

I just watched this movie for the first time. That tank scene was so fucking stupid tho. That Russian slut was delicious.

dat's racis, y u racis dog?

it's a great movie. a cinematic achievment
I like the tank scene

So this is what happens when you invest in Alibaba

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I'm not racist. I hate fags and muslims, but those aren't races.

I have a FAT short at $8

>SNSS
I'm financially ruined

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Do the DEW...IG

Dividends
Every
Week
Iron
Grip

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My call ends at $7.50 :-)

I've almost made up for my MSFT debacle.

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don't invest anything you're not willing to lose!

>welp time to sell
>sell
sell?
some AMD am i rite ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Where are the AMD chands now huh?
hope you got in on this yesterdays OP, this was a good point to get some payback

Nice

Look at the tags it's got on it. BIG red flags. Smart money bets against RH users.

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Shill me SPY, I see a bunch of people talking about it

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SOON

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lol isnt shorting just profiting off your broker?

How did Schiff get access to nukes?

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PH triple bottomed and it going back up to $180 and there is literally nothing anyone can do about it....except Baggie. if he buys calls its guaranteed to go back to $150

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It's almost $300 per share, you should buy stocks more in your price range poorfaganon like SNSS.

he acquired them from renegade Pakistan generals when gold hits $1 million per ounce

>Shill me SPY, I see a bunch of people talking about it
HR outsourcing firm for the alphabet soup agencies. Their Managing Partner is a tranny, but he used to be a CIA agent in the covert ops, so he's cool. I used to work for them, but I lost my security clearance when I got busted banging two Mexcian prostitutes at the same time. Just say "no" to Tiajuana, kids.

oh my

>SNSS

their eps is negative

Yeah, but the trend is good.

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wow a clinkul staeg biotek with a negativ eps ho wuld hav fot

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You're right, it's not really in my price range, but it's something to look forward to when I'm notsopoor. For the meantime I bought a bunch of CLF shares, the 2 trillion dollar infrastructure package Trump plans to inject will give CLF and others like it a big leg up

We all have our vices, Spyanon. Takes a man to admit it

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snss bag holder detected lol

HOPE YOU ALL BOUGHT THE SPY CALLS FOR NEXT FRIDAY WITH A $300 STOCK PRICE WHILE SPY WAS RED!

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means biotech as a sector is in trouble

I have no position in that stock, but all clinical stage biotechs operate at a loss before their drug is approved
That's like saying "wow, a large cap stock with a dividend"

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then there should be biotech with positive eps -somewhere-.

IBM what are you doing?!

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those are commercial stage biotechs (the ones that have passed clinical trials and gotten their drug(s) approved, and are now selling it/them)

Is that JCP user still around? Please tell me you sold...

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IBM, BA, ITW, MSFT, PH (why is no one fucking listening to me on this stock) all up close to or over 1%. BA up 4%

100 most popular...

No, retard

SNSS acts a little crabby for all of one day and people just losing their minds. It's up 28% this month. Breathe.

oh yea incase yall forgot, QYLD exdiv is the 24th. You got time to buy now if u want a phat div

99.9% of biotech is eps negative. this meaning biotech as a market is way oversaturated.

ok biogen is actually eps positive. nice

ohh so the exdiv date is the date when after that if you buy the stock it doesn't pay the dividend until the next dividend payment?

I officially made up for losing 10% on MSFT

I bought 2 shares to humor you

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you have to buy before exdiv. You can sell on exdiv and youll still get the dividend.

It's time to buy CHWY.

Also what the fuck is MYT (Urban tea)? I can find nothing on the internet about the company.

you actually have to buy (usually) at least 1 day before the ex div date. The reason being is that you need to be on the books as the shareholder of record on the ex div date

What are we eating right now /smg/?

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BBQ

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eurjpy at long term resistance, gold might offer a good short and spy not looking able to push higher currently

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leftover rotisserie chicken and some rice

seriously WHY IN THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO USE A TRIP ON THE FUCKING SUBJECT

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT

Oats with milk and honey
1 banana
Can of tuna with 3 eggs scrambled

I can't trade without dat dere preotien

mango juul and black coffee

God damn that looks good, I don't know what I'm eating yet

Like the name implies I'm a poor faggot, so it might be Ramen again today

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Have you tried like not being poor?

Hopefully I can try that lifestyle out soon, Bagholder

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I only eat once a day - went with 2 scrambled eggs, 2 slices of pan fried bacon, cholula sauce, seasoned rub of coarse salt and freshly ground pepper. No drink - ran out of stuff to make mimosas with. Not worth drinking just normal OJ.

Smart money is profit taking from AMD. This little swinger is going to make me a few extra shekels.

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cholula is good shit, i put that in my blue flavor ramen packet last night

You‘re ok Bagsy, you‘re gonna make it. :thumbs_up::skin-tone-1:

What does the blue flavor ramen taste like?

biotech is taking a nose dive last 5 years - 95% stock drop everywhere

it's umami flavor

Blue flavour ramen, also called riot ramen, is made by cooking ramen noodles in riot juice. Blue gatorade + vodka, usually.

I always thought biotech was a meme stock. If say maybe in like 10 years they'll start returning profits when technology advances a bit more.

>BGS
yup thats pretty much what I expected.
Its over

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Dubs say Yes, but the ECB says No

zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-19/ceo-worlds-largest-asset-manager-ecb-will-buy-stocks

Imagine getting paid just for holding the stock of great American companies! Surely, dividends must be some kind of scam.

God I wish that were me.

Such a comfy game.

>OMAD
I'd say you just might make it, young sir.

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wait, so if you have a stock and the exdiv date has passed, if you sell it BEFORE the dividend payment you do get the dividend?

The true patrician choice

bread with chocolate (:

did they like uhh close the markets? nothing is moving anymore.

King krab in control

technically, you sell it after the record date. American companies are nice enough to put that the day after exdiv though, so you can sell on exdiv and still get the div (takes a day to change shareholder records, so you‘re still accounted for on record day).

all u need to know though is buy before exdiv, allowed to sell on or after exdiv day.

AMCchads RYZEN THE FUCK UP

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Very well. Kek has spoken.

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All my meals are Homemade from ingredients, I don‘t buy premade stuff anymore, except soups and kraft mac n cheese (i mean cmon).

So it‘s HO MAD

I will be having peanut butter on toast for breakfast momentarily.

Storm coming. Long the vix.

though it really doesn't give any major advantages right? if you have to sell something it is because you expect it to devalue in the future. this way they're trying to make you hold the stock for a few more days just for damage reduction, in mi opinion. is this accurate?