Gentlemen, I have an extremely important announcement to make.
Please take a seat wherever it suits you.
We’ll be serving dinner at the tables to my left after the announcement is made.
*TING TING TING*
Mason Cruz
Leo Garcia
A Friday afternoon announcement? Now this must be something special!
Greetings my good man, I am eager to hear what you have to say!
Josiah Lopez
Ooh! Is that a block of manchego with poppyseed crackers at the appetizer table? Don't mind if I do!
Ryan Hill
Very well my good sir! I'll pin this up myself because janny is currently busy eating his own shit so the others can make their way.
Henry Jones
Your announcements usually suck worse than the free food.
Leo Hernandez
fuck you and fuck ur announcement
Josiah Hughes
* AHEM *
Looks like there’s more people coming in.
Let’s wait for everyone before the announcement.
Just remember that this is extremely important, please, do not leave before the announcement.
Joseph Harris
I bet it is yet another LINK thing .
Julian Smith
hello sirs where can i pee pee poo poo?
Nathaniel Brooks
Alright
Jose Reyes
OPEN BAR AT FOUNDERY
Cooper Perez
Worst threads on Jow Forums
Fuck jannies, fuck niggers, and fuck frogposters
Joshua Ward
You are a faggot.
Isaac Mitchell
Wagie, oh Wagieee! Refill my beverage at once, lest I deprive you of your precious tip!
Ryan White
Okay, looks like everybody is here.
* AHEM * Clears throat*
I want to thank jannies for the hard work they do every day.
24 hours a week, day and night they watch every thread, anxious to do their job correctly.
They clean the board of undesirables, degenerates, pajeets, and constant spam.
I want to thank them deeply, because without them we wouldn’t be here.
Without their effort, we would be nothing.
They make Jow Forums a better place.
I LOVE JANNIES.
Thank you gentlemen, the announcement is over and I hope you enjoy the food. Also, Jannies will be eating with us at the same table. It’s the least we can do for them.
Charles Miller
Christopher Howard
Thank you my good man, please allow me to indulge in a glass of your finest before you start this pleasant occasion.
Joseph Baker
Oh my, I wonder what this fine gentleman is about to anounce
Cameron Jackson
I knew something fishy was up when you started with “ting ting ting” instead of “tink tink tink”
Nolan Bell
*AHEM* *AHEM*
DO NOT PANIC
Gentlemen, please accept my sincerest apologies. It seems an impostor has hijacked the main stage.
Rest assured, this rabble rouser has been apprehended. As you can imagine, the announcement will have to be slightly delayed, please once again accept my SINCEREST apologies.
Jace Cooper
why will biz never learn the difference betweens jannys and jannies?
Logan White
I love these threads
Daniel Young
*LAUGHS HISTERICALLY*
Just kidding.
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEETS
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: FUUUUUUUUUCK JANNIES!
Also, Jannies will be serving us at the restaurant, remember NOT to tip, they LOVE to work for free.
Gabriel Parker
They are also offering FREE BJ's for everyone.
Get your janny bj before they get tired.
Oh, nevermind, they never do, they work 24/7 FOR FREE.