/smg/ - Stock Market General

Stock Market General
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS edition

Fun day today, eh lads? Baggie got rekt and we all had some fun.

Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com/
finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php
ThinkorSwim

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Stock screener
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Previously, on /smg/:

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First for let's all kill Pendy

I love /smg/ and I love AMD.

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very rude

Long term calls on galt snss and lci
One of these has gotta go on a moon mission

AMD = CHAD
everyone else = MAD

Baggie made returns on SPY though right? Or was it not enough to cover loses?

I'm down 4.3%. Bloody day

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You know what's in an accumulation phase right now is AMRS. Shit's primed for picking up on the low end so that you cna sell it for more after the war is over.

Buying LCI around $5.50 and selling at $6 seems like a good idea.

Are you me?

I got back to break even then my calls went to shit and im down 44% on the day and 0.88% on the week

So you're not a two thousandaire anymore? Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

Just buy some SNSS afterhours and ride the pump on monday bro

Next week:
-Tech earnings (FB, AMZN, GOOGL)
-Mueller testimony
-Demorcrats set groundwork for debates (July 30th, 31st) after being assigned days tonight
-Resume countdown for FOMC (July 31)
-WW3

Did I miss something?

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I lost so much money with Netflix. wtf

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BA earnings that'll bog the boomer index and send a shockwave through the whole market.

So i short it is what your saying baggie?

Too late!

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Iran trade deal will be signed on Tuesday ;)

I know. Hopefully my sell order comes through Monday before it goes back down.

If I bought strangles for every company into their earnings report, would I make money, or lose it all in premiums?

Is there any data on this?

Right. And on Wednesday there will be peace treaty between Israel and Palestine.

We really aren't gonna see SPY 300 for a really long time again are we /smg/? This iran war stuff and BA's ER will test 290 easily.

Well the market's been on a big shat streak this week. But fuck it I'm still up over 3% so least I ain't lost anything. Who knows maybe next week things will get better and I'll be up over 16% by Friday.

But least I did one thing right; I dumped NBY like a used up crack whore. I bought SNSS instead. Did it before NBY took a big shat so thing god for my timing huh.

Brazzars those fucks, they missed a golden opportunity with the Kayden sisters. Kendall and Kayla are sisters in real life don't you know. Brazzars coulda had them both share a scene with some dude or hell had a big o foursome and pulled in some nice ratings as a result.

Note: Go AMRN! Go AMRN! Go!. Buy T Babies and be Saved by His Fat Divvy!

and then on thursday we get a trade deal with china

Friday, Hillary goes to prison.

Palestine isn't even a state so they can't even negotiate a peace deal...

saturday me and the lads go to jeffies lsland with ARs to free the children

Pfft. Sure. Hey you just stole two allied oil tankers, let's be friends!

Peace deals don’t just happen between nation states user. They can include certain geographic regions, People’s, or cultures within a nation state.

I'm pretty sure the second one was fake news, last I read it was back on track.

I wonder if we have reached Peak Market? How much more money exists to pump this? We might just see bulls tire out and see SPY 275 with no other reasons except people just want cheaper prices.

You can consider the peace deal that you and I signed last week officially cancelled
Do not be alarmed if you see a couple spearmen and composite bowmen units approaching your territory, they are only there to capture a barbarian encampment. I promise.

I mean, i'm happy. I have far out 64 TQQQ puts so if they go 2-3 dollars ITM i wouldn't be crying at all. I'm just hoping things with iran get worse and while we head into BA's ER then i'll sell and probably enter again some time after july

Nevermind, I guess what I just wrote was the fake news.. fucking Twitter

>notifying the other party that your treaty is nullified BEFORE violating it
Do you expect good boy points?

It is time I do the needful, sir.

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This, it's like buying DuPont Chemicals back in the 1930s.

Amarin will become the biggest supplier of the US military?

Amarin is AMRN
Amyris (don't know anything about it, but LCIguy doesn't like it) is AMRS

lamb is my favorite meat

WHYYY is UNH 256 dollars a share?!

I want to buy it but i don’t want to cancel all my standing limit orders...

lamb is fucking delicious

Warner & Disney are primed to push their shit in

It's true Pendy - ever had a lamb gyro?

Yes, gyros are one of my favorite foods

You aright AMD poster

You should really look into it. It's a really cool tech with countless applications and they're at the forefront of it. They have a bad rep for running on dilution, but I'm hoping a lot of that's in the past.

me too pendulum

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I'm glad this general has good taste in foods

Less diplomatic penalty
Diplo ‘naughty points’ don’t matter too much in Civ if you’re ahead, but they do fuck your ass raw in any of the paradox games

Based. I used to get the gyro at this pizza place down the street from my office but they stopped serving it with rice pilaf, so I don't go to that place anymore.

Aite my nigga Trump is sending me to Iran

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>he doesnt know what a casus belli is
never going to make it tbqh

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We need flags in this thread

I think /smg/ is a big Tel Aviv gyro circle jerk

godspeed bobo bro

We’re actually Chinese and Russian secret agents here to sabotage America’s future by tricking zoomers to invest all their money in biotech and options trading.
I’m jealous of my cousin Chang, he got a job posting deep cover on the anime boards and I’m stuck here with you nerds

Bro just kidnap the guys turn 5 settler and take all his shit so he leaves the game and let everybody try to fuck you up. deny all trade and if they try to talk to you pretend you're russian and copy paste cyrillic text to them

>settlers
smalltime

civ vi and civ iv are fun though

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Hell at this rate we may be at war with Iran by next Friday. Let's see -

1. Trump pulls out of the nuclear arms deal and ramps up sanctions
2. Iran shoots down a u.s drone
3. We prep to invade/bomb them into the shit hole but at last moment we instead shoot down one of there drones.
4. Iran Hijacks a ship and pushes it into their waters.
5. Iran hijacks two British oil tankers.
6. We send 500 more troops/shitload of hardware/ships into the region.
7. - Some kid "accidentally" shoots at a Iranian ship/drone/etc and wham WW3 is on baby!

i'm talking about civ 6 and kidnapping the guys turn 5 settler with your scout.

>playing civ vi before all the expansions are out
Wow gross
You love giving TTWO your money that much?

lads. i bought a shitton of SNSS at 82 cents. Like 1200 shares. Am i fucked lads?

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Nah, I've been on Jow Forums since 2013 or something and all the doom scenario shit never plays out. Never.
It's better to just trade the news (which I don't recommend since bots are faster than you) and ignore the rest, mostly for your own mental health's sake aswell.

i got a damn expansion for that shit with sweeden in it, these cucks all have like climate change conferences and shit. i'm like fuck that and just nuke everything anyway.

From what I understand, they have data coming soon
Whether you lose your money or make huge profits will depend on that data

nah i had 4 of the dragon claw pudge hooks from dota 2 beta and sold 2 of them so i had a shit load of steam bucks that can't be used for anything else. so i bought some games for some friends and we all had fun with it.

Not if 0.79 holds

holy shit the two i stiill have are worth more than my robin hood account, they're up to $750 now... II sold at like $350 each.

Man, even bitcoin is slow today

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People actually spent a grand oon these fucking things?

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No dude, you're about to make some money. Just HODL until at least August 8

Ok sir. I'm so scared :/ I'm a wagie and I don't make much

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Tell me about the future of the bitcoins

look up "most expensive csgo skin/knife"
Fun fact. A youtuber/steam csgo skin trader/gambler kill himself and a few others driving on the wrong side of the high way after valve banned his account and he lost 250k+ in skins.

his name was mcskillet or something

thats a pretty fucked up thing to do.... if you're going to kill your self don't fucking injure innocent people going about their lives in the process.

Yeah, hes burning in hell now. Fucking mutt took out a mother and her kid. Press S to spit

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So am I, but with Caxton just announcing a 5.3m share buy, patient 14 still being alive in the 200mg trials, and more data coming on August 8, just keep it steady and fight your urge to panic sell.

>that after hour galt bump
Classic pump and dump. Hope y'all bagholders got out and before it goes down to zero on monday

youtube.com/watch?v=n5R4bZKPbcE

this is the car he used.

No clue, I'm pretty much just a TA trader

Nah my spit is sacred and that asshole doesn't deserve it. I'ma go take a leak instead.

Making some beef spare ribs frens. Got them marinating now in port, teriyaki, garlic, onion, coriander, rice vinegar, chili paste, and a little water.

yeah those mid engine super cars get a bad rap because idiots like him. there are so few of them on the road and idiots like him get behind the wheel of them fuck up the statistics and insurance premiums for the rest of us.

Baggie post your most played on Steam. I have a feeling you play terrible games.

Gold pumping with stocks is totally not suspicious! Inflation isn't being priced in at all!

how do i find my most played?

its over 1800 hours of dota 2

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nummy nummy, I'm finna do a three day fast and I'm wondering what to cook up for my last din din in a while

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I've probably played once in the past 3 years...

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>steam
>video games
>tripfags
>poor
>friday night
Lmfao, I'm out.

That's not good baggie. That's like all of my gaming for the last 5 years. You've spent 75 days of your life playing crap.

>waiting for my buddy to get back from the casino so i can pick up my weed and drink n smoke n shit

is there anything worth doing this weekend besides dying of heat stroke?

>baggie has steam
interdasting
>but meh taste in games
a friendly game of civ sometimes might be fun though

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Good lord bagler. I got freaked out at how much I was playing at 250 hours and barely touched it ever again. I had a friend who dropped out of highschool because he was playing 80+ hours a week, all Dota

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best first book for investing? i'm talking about the best one at introducing to this

$NIO anyone?

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For me, it'll be roast beef this weekend

>playing EU4
God, i miss being 17 and racist