what would you do Jow Forums?
What would you do Jow Forums?
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brap uncontrollably
Realistcly?
Notting
In my bullish Power fantasies I would have SEX with them
Fuck the asian, ask kindly the others to leave the room
the room would fill with spaghetti too fast to do anything but be crushed under it
Make quadruplets
Rubs my hands together and say
“Ladiessss, time to get the farts out”
>y-you too
Bind them up and perform sexual torture I guess
This
Tell them about crytocurrencies and the advantages of decentralization
LUXXXX
I WANT TO BREED Shelby and eat her ass
Put a piece of cardboard under the table's leg due to compulsion and find a way to escape the sound of their conversations.
Luxx is a coalburner and coal is a dead industry. How is this supposed to make make money?
>unzips beans
whose first
sit on a corner and avoid eye contact
Eat 4 Sandwiches on a single attempt.
no shes not. u foole
>Leave the Room
You Dense motherfucker
Ask them to log in and educate themselves on these shitcoins...
coinbase.com
/earn/eos
/invite/8b3jmgd4
coinbase.com
/earn/xlm
/invite/j61sgfxw
Half of them are fuckin disgusting porkers...
Checkd
Shill them LINK
I’d rape and brutalize them
start vibrating at a high frequency
I would manspread
I must be thinking of a different blonde twitch thot with a similar name, my apologies.
Who’s first**
Unless you mean whose (pussy) first
roll up in my prius and h011@ $$
search another way out of the room
I would try and borrow money from them
*Ahem*
So currently smartcontracts are quite limited. Basically all you can do is create tokens and - don't get me wrong, I love tokens I'm a big fan of that, but that's like 20% of the usecase of smartcontracts. Now for the 80% of other usecases you need smartcontracts that can get data from the realworld. The problem is that to get data from outside the blockchain, you need to trust an oracle. This is called "The Oracle Problem".
Anyway basically fundamentally I'm all in and we are all going to make it. Next month.
Pay them all to take their pants and underwear off, while leaving their shoes and shirts on.
Then take photographs of them in this state. After that, the one with the hairiest pussy/biggest brapper gets to sit on my face for 1 Chainlink token.
this but unironically
only the first one from the left is worthy of impregnation. The rest can fuck off.
taste Shelby's pink sashimi
Take out my phone and refresh biz again.
>triple dubs going unchecked
Not on my watch. Checked and chuckled. Have a (you).
I'd convince them to suck my ducky at once like the flicks I've seen
Salty milk and coins
nice digits, which one is shelby?
I will poo pants and cry
You really triggered me with that fake news hombre
Kill them. KILL THEM ALL
All I remember is there was this blonde twitch girl with an e-girl business and she got a black boyfriend and her company's orbitors left.
blonde angel
f*ck off handmaiden go back to r9k
Kick out the chink and rape the other three.
>1488
>Jow Forums has transcended
>big things coming our way
Fall asleep out of boredom from being surrounded by braindead cunts.
Tell them about decentralized oracles
im gonna invent a gamer girl gaming chair that has a door that opens around the ass area. you can open the door and eat gamer girl ass while she games/streams on twitch.
who wants to fund me
ugh just one sniff m'lady? just one sniff of your heavenly brapper please i beg you
I was with ya until you said “eat”. I’d much rather sniff
fund me bro ill make you majority shareholder
I would get the fuck out before I get #meToo'd
they'll "me too" alright - me too got some of this 6in. pornstar c*ck
how long?
1 year with food water and toiletries I'd have a nice harem.
context dependent
For how long? Years? Breed them, forcibly if possible. I will make them line up and rub each other's baby bumps, just so it reinforces in their mind that they are there to be filled by my seed.
Patrician tier.
Sauce
>ask kindly the others to leave the room
>trapped
G to gas
This
Can't see the downside here.
Euphoria by Clockup. It gets way, way more hardcore than what I posted. Would recommend
Pull my cellphone and buy more link
Tell them to go get Cuvee, Peanut, Fly, Ruler, Life and by doing that moot there statement of being locked in the room with them, then lock them out.
>"Howdy ladies, what's going on here hehe? Why are we stuck in here? Weird huh? Well I'll just sit over here while we wait to get rescued"
have a reversed gangbang
Find and claim the power outlet, charge my laptop, shitpost on Jow Forums, and wait for someone to open the door from the outside
I'd do 3 4 1 2
I'd probably try and make some conversation for a little while before I realize that I don't have anything in common with them and none of them are going to sleep with me, then probably be like "alright well I'm probably going to fuck around on my phone, let me know if you guys hear anything about rescue"
aka id treat them like people
This, all while hating myself
Start a weight loss program
get all 4 of them bent over the table with dropped trousers staring at each other. Dry hump the asian up the ass whistling the star spangled banner while periodically saluting and spitting in a spitoon. Rinse and repeat clockwise alternating with i wish i was in dixie.
Based
Use whatever means necessary to break down the door as soon as possible while my assistant record them.
Kill them if they start to threaten me, and start to inflict on themselves wounds after destroying the recording device.
I will not get court raped.
Is that 'adeptthebest' on the far left? I'd probably just ignore them
>following degenerate twitch gaming ethots on Twitter
Unironically kys
Tell them about the jews.
beautifully said my friend
Wtf this is perfect. I love you guys.
Try my best to respect everyone's space, not be rude. Meditate and/or read a book.
Adept? the old cs player?
That's a girl my dude, adept was a guy
This but I'd talk for hours about how great I am for not raping them. I would also meditate really loudly to make sure everyone knows that I'm meditating and pretend to read some book that makes me look smart.
...
Low test
why is luxx not wearing leggings like the other girls? shes wearing jeans must be so hot/uncomfortable
This is the only acceptable answer
Checked. Jow Forums would be so jelly
I would take a bat with me and bash their fucking heads in.
just have a conversation