Jow Forums how do i stop being an incel?

Oh im having sex right now ;)

Step one:

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Having sex and posting on Jow Forums at the same time, sounds legit.

Get on my level; today my gf gave me the 2th pregnancy scare this year. Period came a week late....once her period came 3 weeks late...and once it just skipped....the anxiety will force me to become volcel

Be a volcel

Lift weights, lose weight (if you're fat), study how to pick up stupid, drunk degenerate cunts and you fuck them.

If you have glasses, get contact lenses.

>he doesn't cum inside his gf each time
just have her squeeze it out when you're done bro, problem solved. I've been doing that for years, no kids yet.

I use 3 contraceptive methods; condom and pulling out and fertility tracker

And still this bullshit happens

>squeeze it out
how does that work lmao

have you tried not having sex?

How can you even enjoy sex when you've played so hard into hedging for your anxiety?

Im into bdsm and i use herbal viagra. I fuck for hours at a time. I can live without cummin inside

Yes but nothing compares to a 3 hour hard fuck

It doesn't

oh i see. i wouldnt know ive never had sex and im 26

THERE IS BUT ONLY TRUE ANSWER TO YOUR DISGUSTING PROBLEM....

HAVE SEX

Increase your IQ

Im an ex player...or pua (trained by irl PUA).... by age 24 its too late to fuck or kiss a woman... by that age women have had a decade of weekly/daily sex and dozens of exes and then you come stuttering alone and dropping lasagna. Honestly its too late 4 u. BUT if you become rich they WILL ignore your virginity

ive already accepted the fact i will die alone. im okay with it. desu im 26 but ive got a quarter million dollars and i love myself so fuck it. ill just stay alone forever

Take your meds

Im impressed... BUT in my experience thots r not impressed by bank accounts but by posessions... buy a fancy flat or nice house or google whatsyourprice or seekingarraingment. Thank me later also...HAVE SEX INSECT!

Ok i will. Caffeine triggers my mental problems sorry.

wow watch you language there racist

well ur experience is fucking pointless. ur probably fucking an ugly fat fucking bitch. i dont need ur nigger advice faggot. ive got a fast car, nice house, big bank account and i could just buy hookers if i really wanted. thats real shit

Killing yourself.

fucking based

stfu nigger, absolutely not based

I don't know if you're serious about this, but instead of trying to see women as women, try to see them as human beans, the same as men. As soon as you learn to detach yourself from the sexual desire for them, you'll learn that they are, in fact, human beans.

user i didnt fuck until 25 and when i did i took her virginity

>try to see them as human beans
she certainly got bean'd

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getting cucked obv

speak English.

women are whores

more based than you

i will show up to your house and rape your throat

The fact that you desire them beyond your own understanding, and as a defense mechanism write all of them off as whores (because they don't desire you back: you're boring, shallow and uninteresting), doesn't make them whores.

tl;dr cope

> herbal viagra

.....go on user, we're waiting.

have sex you're going crazy dude

I hate human beans.
I feel more empathy for whores than strangers I know nothing about.

i know i kinda like it, people are afraid of me, like im going to snap at any minute and murder 30 people in 30 seconds

Get in shape. Dress better. Realize you’re probably socially awkward and you need to work on that. Get out in the world. You didn’t get here overnight and you won’t fix it overnight. It will take time and work.

thats good and all but try to focus that rage on something useful

like what? ive got a good job, ive got a quarter million.....im not evil but im just bored idk

Herbal viagra like what?

I went through my entire life exactly with that "treat women as just your friend" meme and everytime I just become a mere acquaintance to them. And because of that flirting as a concept became so alien that I would feel as if I'm being extremely rude to the other person if I tried to flirt in any kind of way.

Rohypnol, duct tape and zip ties fren

how about trying to get some girls

nah

ive had over 100+ females, 95% were atleast 8/10's,i got bored of them, so now i do crypto and got in link at the early stages (6 digits) and just buy as much as i can

>no fap
>resensitize dopamine receptors
>grow an actual prefrontal cortex
>start enjoying things besides porn, pizza, and video games
This is unironically how it’s done.

keep fapping then, it will bore you to death if it hasnt already

>he doesnt just taunt his gf and tell her if she gets pregnant that he'll just fuck off to south america

He didn't say treat them like your friends he said treat them like you would a man. Do you treat every guy you meet like your friend?
You still have to be upfront about what you want but just treat them like a human. We're all the same

im already ded

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>Stop wanting to, have sex.

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If you have money, porn, pizza and video games is literal heaven on earth. If you disagree, you're one of those retards that has to work for a purpose in life or whatever you all call it
You have low test. There's nothing quite like pulling up some videos of women spreading their ass cheeks only to see the hottest little anus you've ever seen only to get hard as fuck and blow a big load over it.

Yeah i don't flirt with men that are not my friends either.
The "advice" is retarded, that way you will never flirt or be able to show that you're sexually interested in them.

I'm not agreeing with you. I think the "advice" is the best in the thread so far. I very explicitly said you still need to be upfront with your intentions. Which means flirting

there is something better: doing it in real life. You should try it

No need to jump to conclusions, user. You sound a bit bitter with no sense of humor. How long has it been since you've been with a woman? Since you passed through your mom's vagina?

*huff huff huff*
*squats down to take a breather*
ahhh
uhhh
ahhh

ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES.
FUCK YOU JANNY YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
*Runs away*

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