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YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS edition

aka basic review of calculus I, II, and III edition
(aka another (embed) edition)

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Premarket Data:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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YEAH I DON'T DEAL IN FRUIT, YOU WANT FRUIT DEALER GO BACK TO SEASON 1 WINGS OF LIBERTY GSL, WE'RE ON LIKE MODERN GSL NOW, OLD FAGS LEARN AND LOVE.

This all sounds like nonsense to me.

Maybe you guys are right, and I should just be saying fuck it and getting drunk.

yeah if you can't understand derivatives you should give up, that's just being honest right there

old WoL GSL was the peak

what links should I study first if I want to get into investing? I'm a NEET with £5k

youtube.com/watch?v=WrfzEO2yTe0

I'm a post-rationalist baggie, your answer was correct in spirit
uhhhh that's 222 days. 222 plexes to 6, that's not too bad. I could probably run the gematria or plug it into Liber 777 to find out what it really means, but it's probably good. Make sure you don't play for another 3 hours, that'll make it 223 which is a lot scarier of a number

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>SEASON 1 WINGS OF LIBERTY
based, only SCII i have, are the other expansions any good?

>doesnt matter, im broke as fuck anyways, cant afford videogames anymore

just wikipedia derivatives, they really arnt that hard unless you get into trig functions or use too much e's (e=2.71828.......) and natural logs

WCIII:TFT was peak

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investopia, just read as many random articles as you can to get a grasp of the jargon

also ill be nice since its almost 1am:
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>WCIII:TFT was peak
I still play that shit during the days when I wait for the market to move. Custom maps though

DUDE IT'S FREE TO PLAY, THE CAMPAIGNS ARE FOR NECK BEARD VIRGIINS, PLAY PVP AND STOP PAUSING.

Why not use Skinner’s tables?

I don't think wikipedia is a good teacher of things like formulas. It never jived with my textbooks or practical methods teachers would use. It always uses different iterations of things, even if it's all the same in the end.

I'm sure it would click eventually. Maybe. I have a lot of review to do, honestly. And now I'm probably going to be taking another physics course again, so it may all become relevant soon.

So much of my life has been wasted.

But I will not let it all be a waste.

Threadly reminder to eat the booty like groceries

WoL was peak but still wasn't Brood War (just because of what it was)
HoTS was okay but got old fast
LoTV I barely played, its garbage, you start with like 1000 workers and they autosplit.

basically throughout the whole thing they kept making the maps bigger to try and cosplay Brood War, but it's not BW, it's deathball garbage
the tight, little map games in WoL were the best and highest skill, since then they messed with design to try and cover over non-broken mechanics
I can explain more what I mean by that if you don't get it

SlayerS clan forever ( I played zerg though because I'm a white boy with lolNoAPM)

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I LIKE CLIMAX AROUND GOLD LEAGUE IN SC2, I USUALLY JUST LADDER ALL COCKED AND DRINK WHILE PLAYING... I DON'T TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY AT ALL, BUT IT'S FUN, RTS GAMES ARE AN ART, YOU GET THE SAME SHIT BUT YOU CAN BE CREATIVE WITH STUFF AND IT'S JUST A GREAT GAME, I THINK IT'S A MODERNIZED VERSION OF CHESS, BUT I WILL PLAY CHESS VS ANYBODY TONIGHT IM DRUNK AND BORED ENOUGH. MEET ME AT THIS LINK lichess.org/A5MrqQRz LICHESS IS RESPECTED THEY WON'T INSTALL SHIT ON YOUR PC, WHO EVERR GETS THAT LINK FIRST FIIGHTS ME, RANDOM SIIDES TOO,.

WOL SUCKED AND YOU KNOW IT.

me too, so many custom games....
i miss the Bnet custom games scene, but i still find myself playing asolo wintermaul map every month or so (player grey of course, sometimes with an extra few wood resources for multi race game)

perhaps, pausing is great for weed breaks though, plus i dont like to lose, and AI's are easy to kite around if i start losing

maybe, idk im engineering major, ive been doing calculus daily for almost a decade now, so im probably not the best person to ask how to learn at this point, its like asking someone how hard is it to learn to tie a shoe

like fuck idk, i can hardly remember learning it anymore, it is just something that is known now

Based Baggy

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THE MAP POOL ON WINGS OF LIBERTY WITH LESS WORKERS, YOU HAD NO DEFENSE VS LING SPEED, AND THE MAPS BASICALLY MADE OPEN CHOKES YOU COULDN'T GET A SECOND BASE VS ZERG ON MOST MAPS. NO MACRO GAMES, BASICALLY SHUT THEM DOWN FIRST OR LOSE. 1 SUPPLY ROACHES IS THE ONLY REASON FRUIT DEALER WON THE FIRST GSL.

yea I agree
but HoTS was worse
and LotV was worse than that

My WC3 custom games that I liked were footman frenzy and especially Footmen vs Grunts (it was like a two team footman frenzy, nutty games)

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wait are you the person playing white or black rn

I need names


are u mad about having to micro from minute 1

because I've never used it before and don't have a copy. I'm sure it's available online but I didn't remember it existed until you mentioned it and now everyone realizes I rarely bother to do actual gematria and just use the CCRU 1-10 A-Z method before finding random words that have the same value online to look edgy on twitter

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white should ahve advanced bishop
ahhhhhh

Battleships was my jam, hell vs heaven too, FFtactics was great too

there are so many though, too many good ones to count

I is white guy right now

too drunk, dont care

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Probably for the best, gematria is a dark, psychosis inducing path that will keep you up at night analyzing your’s, and the lives of everyone you know.

>bagholder plays magic
>bagholder followed sc2
b-based?

professor leanard if you truly want to learn. wouldve failed out of engineering school if it werent for him

I liked Star Craft: Brood War

Blizzard hadn't really gotten the hang of DRM yet, I could just burn my friends games and play them.

I sucked at it though. For some reason I was never good at Star Craft, but I was OK with the Command and Conquers.

I got no idea what all these letters you're using are though.

Thanks pal. I probably shouldn't just let my brain rot until Fall.

This is the new RKG and it's so much better than the previous version.

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I dunno, it's been a while since I've done a real "serious" working, maybe it's time for something like that. I..I'm a little scared ;_;
I did just get done looking over what's ostensibly an original 1533 De Occulta Philosophia though, signed in blood and everything, maybe I'll get back into that
I'm not a girl, I am reluctant a lot of the time though

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lol this game of chess
i like it

baggie you were up then you crumbles

YOU NIGGER WONT LET ME UNDO A FAT FINGER MISCLICK, WHEN WE SO CLOSE TO THE END

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Answering OP's question

Since there are 7 equations and 8 unknowns, there is a free variable thus there would be infinitely many solutions

HOWEVER, since watermelon and cherry are designated as integers, that somewhat acts as an 8th constraint

So, we let w = watermelon, and c = cherry. It then follows that:
w = c * (e + 4 * (cot^-1(5) - cot^-1(239))),
or
c = w / (e + 4 * (cot^-1(5) - cot^-1(239)))

Thus the simplest solution is that w = c = 0

Whether there are additional integer solutions is left as an exercise to the reader

t. mathfag

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I need to finish Kaulajnananirnayatantra myself.

npr.org/2019/07/19/743502961/thousands-freed-from-prison-custody-as-doj-implements-sentencing-reform-law

WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS WHY MY GEO AND CXW GETTING CRUSHED?!

HOW DID THEY KNOW ABOUT THISSSS!?!

certain irrational numbers work too, if it wasnt for the tiny bit on the bottom that says rational numbers only

original image has a nothing equal zero clause too, so irrational numbers are the only answer (so therefore it is unsolvable)

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>no esoteric tantra gf to Om Kalai Namah with and feel Kama turn to Moksha

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careful...

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nah thousands of prisoners actually doesn't make a huge difference
it's just another wave in the tide, another grain of sand on the beach

if you read writings of the illuminated, you will understand that at this point in the cycle it's natural that crime isn't seen in black and white terms as it was earlier in the cycle.
'illegal' and 'criminal' aren't evil or bad anymore, they just are. we should try and 'understand' and 'help' criminals. 'illegal immigrants' are just 'immigrants' now.

basically our society is becoming too pussified to even punish criminals properly.
all part of the cycle, all in the book. doesn't mean that CWX adn GEO are bad buys or good buys right now, they are evenly valued given what I/we understand

Yes, there are infinitely many irrational solutions. The formula could be rewritten as:
f(x) = x / (e + 4 * ...)

But it never said that nothing equals 0, only that strawberry != orange

Here are the other values I got, using first letters as replacements (except for gf as grapefruit).
o = 5
s = 1
p = 239
g = Infinity
l = e
gf = 4 * ...

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>This is more or less what I came to believe growing up
>Now much less inclined to think so, though also find free will to be a flimsy concept that I choose to embrace despite evidence to the contrary
I hate being so out of sync with the cycle.

dota was king, and honestly, it's doing to be the best team game... i mean i played healer in raid mmo, pushing content where healers have to split damage over time, heal over time, and keep tank buster shells from wiping the fucking raid.... yeah pve content gets lame, and its really lame when people don't show up to raid... but solo queue lol or dota, damn those are the best games.. my favorite hero was always invoker. i fucking loved the versatility, even got a few slam dunk flamestrikes on low hp town portal using assholes, the voice chat enabling in steam blew everything lol ever did. the deny mechanic, fighting over both sides of creeps. i mean league of legends had less than dota, and always tried to make it so that they were better, dota crushed the prize pool, and to be honest, ii think dota might be a better game, sure its rts style so yes, you can control stuff like the chicken and troll, but, honestly i take it a little more serious, i have like a 80% win rate on kunka, because i would abuse the x marks the spot and have huge presence in team fight wile farmiing with the splash, being able to hit something close to me, and get last hit gold from creeps behind... but as far as starcraft.... i am thinking the next gsl champion might be TY... im just throwing iit out there, this dude brought some revolutionary style of play vs maru, and uhh i dunno, ty has been a good player, but tvt is one thing, can he beat zergs and protoss? i mean the balance patch favors terran and protoss, with the new ways their big units fight with out control, but in pvt, it can and should come to a big game long game, great game.

can we assume infinite grapes? i mean we're not dividing by zero right?

Knowing s = 1 (o & s are solved for in the first two equations), we see that 1 / g = 1 - 1 = 0, thus g must be infinity, or -infinity if you're into that

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i offered a draw, you're the guy that thought you were going to win, you still won though i quit.

for the user from last thread...

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>Position Trader has all the money AND all the time
Sounds about right, really.

yuppers, it is slow though

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It's the way to go if you have a nice hefty starting balance, a cool head, faith in the markets to eventually overcome all setbacks, and of course patience. Also good if you're young and are wise enough to know letting your money sit in a savings account isn't going to do you any favors thanks to mr. inflation but aren't sure you really want to get in to the gritty of picking individual companies and making offensive and defensive moves on a regular basis.

ok james bond, so being 101% right all the time is the diffence between losing everying and making 3700%?

Maybe it's why Buffett spends so much time reading

If I hadn't gotten more involved I'd have a lot more money than what I'm wasting right now in "tuition"

i mean i've never been 100% right all the time.... the best i did was a chemestry test where i got a 98% but lost a point because i used the wrong weight for an element on a periodic table i was supposed to have access too, but i did show all of my long division and turrned the test in way before most other individuals... i was also high and drunk and after the test i got a phone call from my father that he was in the hospital and had a heart attack... and im smoking my cigarette right, but he said he's fine. he only flatlined for a minute and they gave him the paddles and he's alive.

>Maybe it's why Buffett spends so much time reading
the secret is, as long as you're patient and only buy into investments that are really, really good, you will do well
make time work for you
make other people's impatience work FOR you
don;t buy crap, just wait and good stuff will present itself

chemestry was super easy, i got to learn how shit works at a fundamental level, how the atoms connect and why they want to connect, and what happens when you get a cumshot into a woman's pussy... my favorite element might be iron because of the variety of isotopes and how iron changes everything between its stable state and how it takes more energy to make it further stable... this fasination with electrons and neutrons ultimately landed me dumbfounded... In my quest to find how to relate the very large bodies of the universe with the very small building blocks of everything I have found my self here today. and i believe the scientits are wrong. climate change is not as bad as people want every one to believe, but and opportunity for what i like to call shekel gathering.

lets not make any mistakes, yes the sun will ultimately burn the planet and boil all the water away as it blows the atmosphere into the cosmos, but how does this impact financial markets? why does joe bag of donuts need a new car when he could perfectly well do with what he has?

this is where psychology kicks in, the psuedo-newscience, its all just based in bull shit, the truth of the matter remains, joe is unhappy, and he wants to feel happy. so what drives joe? he wants a car? wait where the fuck am ii going wiith this?

shit, but joe wants his fucking car? can't i help him into the car while making money too? joe wins I win everybody wins? shit the problem is actually niggers, jews and jannies.

are you talking about high school chem or university chem?

we can all "win"
but we can't all WIN WIN
does that make sense
I'm not going to apologize for being the big boy

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you ever see a kid stick a fucking paperclip in an outlet and watch the whole school parade out of the building for a fire alarm?

or that time a kid put a bullet in a vice and shot the fucking thiing into the celing and went to jail because he was 19 and was using a fake name to be at school in the first place?

i mean i was expelled from public school for a damn dime bag, but these motherfuckers went way too far.

no
no
but you have rich parents so it doesn't matter?
you can cry to someone else about how it all isn't fair, I'm not hearing it

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my parent's weren't always rich, and to be honest they work harder than anybody i've ever met... they grow gardens, they raise livestock, they just do shit and live better off because of risks they took... to be honest my father had my mother on his healthcare plan from his job and the day i was born he quit working there and started his own business with his friend... not many people do that, but he milked the damn system that was for him, and created his own life with me there... and i guess i fucked up. i didn't do the things in should have done, and the worst part of it all... i've made my own mother cry... there's nothing left to say... take your memories I don't need them, take your freedom, im gone and going to feel a whole lot better.

be nice to bagler his shin size has held him back :(
In highschool electronics we had a kid stick a capacitor directly into the outlet lmao. It exploded, burned his hand, and knocked out the power, and killed a row of computers. Permanently! He was in BIG trouble

I wish all the best to you and your parents
see you tomorrow ~~

Watermelon =181
Cherry = 1

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The scary thing with beginners trying the Buffett hodl is dumping their cash in to a company that really doesn't deserve that level of faith. Buffett did well because he took due dilly willy to an extreme level. He knew the companies he invested in would be moderate to major successes and would survive economic downturns. If you buffett hodl a company that can't, you just tossed your money in to an incinator over the course of several years.

>doing homework
>doing homework on the internet

cringe, yikes, & etc.

If you're impatient you're impatient
period

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>>If you're impatient you're impatient
>period
that doesnt mean you cannot act patient

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I'm talking about cost averaging your way in to a company that goes bankrupt.

the answer is get me a Jamba juice on the double

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That sounds good. I may get one if thise tomorrow.

if their earnings are decreasing or negative its no mystery
don't buy

act patient = being patient
maybe I don't understand what you are trying to say

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Index funds weren't a think until 1975, and didn't become the time-tested approach they are today for a while still.

I wonder who the next Buffett will be, or if we'll even bother to learn his name. Could just be a coder with the best algo? Or just someone who gets lucky consistently.

stop tantalizing me

OH FUCK THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE TIME TO INVEST IN KADOKAWA AND OTHER COMPANIES WITH NON-KYOANI STUDIOS!!!

I think it's time I apply to trade the Nikkei.

fuck that, they bought out Zuka Juice and ruined it. They used to have a lemon-lime kid's smoothie and I can still kind of remember how it tasted back in 1999

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book ur ticket
we're going to pakistan

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you see an town... i see an anceint river bed carved through glaciers and a faltline

Zuka... that is a gross tasting name.
No, get a tasty name, slap a jamba on there

>if their earnings are decreasing or negative its no mystery
>don't buy

That was my whole point. Beginners putting Buffett faith in to high risk potentially leaky and potentially sinking ships. Going fucking no stop loss long on a small cap dude weed, bioshit, or mineless mining company with negative eps. That's the danger of the beginner misinterpretation of the Buffett Hodl.

then they don't really know anything
they deserve to fail
no problem

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its too late in the season... i don't want to get caught in a september fucking storm off the mountain when we're fucked and just end up dead. nor do i want too much mushy mush wet run off either... lets plan next fucking june. we can go to the himalayas, i will save an extra $200 a week, that gives us a budget of 10k we have time too use shit like go fund me and can raise more money. if you're serious. i'll fucking start working out now and i'll be there in better shape than you.

Alright i'm going to bed.

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Zuka Juice was the gem of the Foothill Village shopping center, even better than red balloon toys. Look at how tasteful their stores were and how cute their employees. Little me once sat on one of the high chairs facing the blenders in this very location.
They had a completely different ethos than Jamba, they were full of sugar and kind of akin to a snowcone. More liquidy as well, D-LISH

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>and i'll be there in better shape than you.
that's doubtful old man
pick a peak though

evvy and K2 are of course way more than 10k
nanga is a son of a bitch
we might as well do the rockies or a different range in 2019/2020 and go from there

denali this year or next?

we don't have to summit, we can do great things from fucking anywhere, like see the snow on the tops of those little guys? those little guys are above the clouds too. i used to hold my breath constantly in school or in church or even in the shower by my self. I saw Mt. McKinley and it's the biggest peak in north America. the way it just cut clouds and towered over everthing else was almost surreal but damn it makes your neck turn back as you look up up up up.

i refuse to call it denali, and no we're not going to alaska for this one.

1v1 me on Kachenjunga. The ghosts of the dead will howl in your ears and I will vibrate secret words on the peak

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whatever u wanna do sunny
nice mountain there

i'm up for w/e except for evvy K2 and nanga

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fine some one start a go fund me, get baggie on k2 and we'll do it or die trying. fuck everest, that's not the most deadly lets do k2 strait up. probably need like 80k for 2 people with air and sherpas, oxygen and shit... we will be the traders that can make money off the experience too, but we need the funds.. sucks the dnc is sucking up all the damn small donations.

Happy Moonday!
I hope all of our moon-missions get us some space-Ferraris.

(Except for our two resident shills. I hope those stocks make them only enough additional money to keep them alive at welfare-levels)

I love you all!

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nope it's k2 or im not going to the gym.

oh fug :DDDDDD

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you want to go for k2 first?
you are such a timmy

well shit lets just do mount fuji, we'll still do a go fund me, and raise money, but we need too do shit with the culture and film the mother fuucker. we can work with multiple studios and shit but we'll get tons of nip exposure and like we will climb the thing and take some video from the top and get down safe.

save the best for first and last, #live strong.

you get down from mount fuji them fucking geisha broads with the kimonos and white faces with feather fans will suck your dick.

fuji lets gooooooo
no gofund me, we all pay our own
thats only like 2k to go to japan, 5k max if we live like kings

Fuck it. You win. I'ma have me a whiskey tonic.

What're we doing tonight fellas?

nope we're going to profit off this trip and need a go fund me and full studio backing. i'm going to be the entertainment and share this experience with people from through out the world.

i drank all the tequilla and vodka and beer and im sipping on some fucking shitty french wine. shitty because it's white and i'd rather cook with it, but it's like still white wine.