Here's the current oracles on testnet preparing to move to mainnet
If chainlink is a scam they’ve certainly gone to impressive lengths to make it look like they’re trying to provide a valuable service
>ChainLink alarm clock
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Pretty disappointing desu, nothing by ISDA or SWIFT... I'm getting the vibe that september was the biggest but probably not a fruitful crumb
Ok, so when is the pump happening. I want to withdraw my 10 LINK for $10k.
In 2034
i know peopl make fun of this but its actually pretty neat and important
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> *brinnngggg brrrrrrinnnnngggggg*
> attention wagie wojak this is your decentralized alarm clock
So instead of just Eth now they can provide the price of all coins..... wwooooooooow much progress
>been waiting since 2017
>finally it comes to fruition
That $4.50 was just a taste lads.
we're going to be millionaires
EOY price prediction?
> time triggered smart contracts
> cant figure out use case
stay poor borderline brainlet
Since staking on coinbase requires a minimum of $1,000,000 isn't that a sign to dump? Why are anons still holding? Staking was pretty much the only incentive to hold link
$5000
Realistically, I'd say somewhere around $20-$25, only because I'm being cautiously optimistic.
7-9 dollars eoy2019
100-250 dollars eoy2020
Oh so now 1k is off the table? Admit it! You're scamming these peopld!!!
Wat
muh oragels
The example I use is that once oil hits a certain price, like $300 a barrel or whatever, than the barge will automatically ship it out. It’s stupid and hypothetical, but it’s a good example of what commands could be executed by a smart contract chainlink protocol.
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really go sentiment mine somewhere else faggots
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shut up nigger
sure that works for the price oracle. The time oracle can be used to setup standing orders.
Just like you would do with your regular banking account, you can use time triggered smart contracts for example to pay your rent every first of the month.
This is so basic and fundamental for smart contracts, but it cannot be implemented without an oracle.
Also, if you would have a centralized, compromised oracle, you could trigger this contract multiple time by reporting the same time over and over again, draining your account empty.
coped and brainletpilled
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dude the alarmclock was my favorite fud
>32mil for an alarm clock
Yes it can you stupid nulinker redit faggot, do some research before posting nonsense. Blockchain has time encoded.
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>the clock strikes 6am
>your phone starts to speak in a robotic womans voice
>THE INTERNET AGREES THAT IT IS NOW 6 AM AND THAT IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO BEGIN WAGING
It's 6 bongs
>t.never needed to schedule a job because is a useless degenerate neet
alright my dudes, im in a good mood, im gonna drop some breadcrumbs for you. It will be burried in this shitty thread anyway, so whatever.
Lots of shills dropped already the
> muh PSD2
> muh September 14th
but what they dont tell you is why this will be the start of the next crypto bullrun.
Once PSD2 is established, you will see the rise of new crypto - fiat gateways. Buying and selling crypto will be as simple as going to your bank account, typing in your eth, btc or whatever address and the amount to buy. It will be that simple. Think about it what that means for adaption. The worst fear of the normies is not the crazy fluctuations in price, but the confusing workflow you have to perform in order to buy crypto.
Who will provide the backend for this service? SWIFT. What oracle will SWIFT be using for the current price of your shitcoins?
Yeah right.
> t. top 500 wallet
How do I invest in Chainlink Alarm Clock?
By using it to trigger time-predicated smart contracts.
>YOUR JOB AT MCWAGIES STARTS IN APPROXIMATELY 1 HOUR
>TIME TO WAKIE, PLEASE DIRECT YOUR HAND OVER THE VIRTUAL SCANNER TO DISENGAGE THE ALARM
The problem is KYC/AML. Can PSD2 make it so that the exchange can just control your Identification data from your bank account(since it's open banking now)? If that's the case then damn would that be nice.
So does that mean normie banks like wells fargo and chase will integrate this shit
How far are we from psd2 adoption?
You dont gave to stack on coinbase tho
And if it goes to around 25-50$ of value almost all og marines are able to stack
erect my penis
Hi Wojak,
We received your email regarding a supposed error on your payslip.
As you know we have integrated a new backend payroll system. The system detected that last Tuesday you pushed "snooze" on your phone's Alarm Clock app twice at 05:45:07 AM and 05:55:05 AM. Later that morning, you arrived to work 6 minutes and 15.213 seconds late as recorded by your Smart Employee Keycard. This missing time was automatically deducted from your payslip.
Regards,
HR Department
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a big deduction
>The new PSD2 directive is a fundamental piece of payments legislation in Europe, which entered into force in January 2016 and will go into effect on 14 September 2019.
>14th of Sept 2019
Look up SCA on PSD2. PSD2 solves the KYC problem. Cant go into details how we solved it in particular though.
Well, if they dont hate money, they will use it. Currently, only the exchanges make money out of fiat/crypto gateways. Dont you think the banks want in on that?
September 14th is the deadline, then the race begins.
There's gonna be a thousand chainlinks but no demand and no use
Chainlink btfo
If chainlink fails, smart contracts fail
Nice. Normies also don’t understand and are afraid of words like “braap” “lition” “or “devery” or “the needful sirs”
but a word like “chainlink” which is already in use on every little league field in America, and will make them feel smart when they realize it’s their “link” to the blockchain, is such a winning brand that our brains can’t even comprehend it yet. “Bitcoin” is a similar marketing masterstroke, and this is why sergey will succeed where others will fail. He has the best marketing meme, and the tech and other factors will naturally follow the best meme
Fucking amateur lol HOLD YOUR FUCKING STINKKKKKKIESSS
That is actually bullish af
Chainlink has such a good marketing scheme, they don't even need to market it. Everyone knows what a chain is, a priori.
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At $32.60 I'd qualify lol
Doesn't matter because I'd rather run my own node.
Did I mention I'm never selling
You won't be able to run your own node most likely watch the presentation
>The year is 2025.
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
>I need no alarm clock
Chainlink has you covered boiiii
>Random.org
Go on random.org and generate a random number 1-10,000.
That's the chainlink price EOY.
The prophecy
$72 EOY
$443 EO2020
$1200 EO 2021
The NEETs shall get rich off the backs of the wagies
>BZC
Big Zuck Coin?
Link 88$ EOY
EAT IT ALT COINERS
CAP IT
sorry fren
epic xd
You have to go back redditor
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Time itself will run of Chainlink. This is bullish.
no it is for the expiry of derivatives contracts.
where do you work exactly?
the big banks will defer as long as they can just like everyone did with gdpr. i’m optimistic but september 14th is a meme date.
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BigQuery.... but they said it wasn’t a real partnership...
You still don't get it, do you? Thanks for buying my bags by the way!
WHAT A BUNCH OF USELESS SHIT LMAO
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isn't that date a meme just because it's the literal day they HAVE TO open up, and if they don't they're breaking the law? several banks are already psd2 compliant, 14th sep is the deadline for everyone
I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.
no i’m saying the big corporations have the leverage to push that “legal” date back. i worked on GDPR for a large euro company and the date kept getting pushed until it was convenient for them.
>I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something
I love when my shoops start to wander around
Your knob will indeed be pretty encrusted by that point.
Sure but in this case being psd2 compliant will allow you as a corporation to leverage new technology that allows higher cost savings, so I doubt they will be sleeping on this for too long.
$100+
this is the true dream
>yeah I've been drinking too lmaooo
i hope so. i wouldn’t mind being wrong about this. like i said i’m optimistic in the long view just not about the particular september 14th date.
Guess you'll wait a couple of months and see
Holy fuck this is an old one.
It's all so tiresome waiting for the moon mission.
I know that this is mega bullish for the price, but still, why $1mm? That's so restrictive for retail investors...I have to wait for $30/LINK to stake
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Fewer than 200 wallets, including devs and exchange wallets, hold over $1mm Link...
>Random.org
Eh?
Random number generator better than was possible before.
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These are the memes link needs, demonstrating how link can be used instead of spoon feeding threads