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this pen was in boxxy's ass bro

BSV is the real pen

i dont think i could part with this pen, dicaprio gave it to me

I will fuck your ass with this pen for $15

*takes the pen away from your hands*

SELL ME. THIS PEN.

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You draw dicks with pen, schoolgirls will be very impressed by your comedic talent, not to mention your sensitive artistic side!

PEE PEE POO POO GHASDFASHDFRAFAFASDFAHRHAG

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You can use it to get free LINKs on Jow Forums

We live in the digital world. We need to think exponential business models.
10x
Therefore the first and most important lesson.
There is no pen.

Now you are ready.

Sellmethispen.com

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ITS 3 DOLLAS U CHEAP FAWK

How can I sell you a pen you already have?
You want me should steal the thing? Oyvey

Pen will moon sirs, there is a Vishnu living on it.
It are make you many rupee

bro there's a shitton of qts outside
it's 198-fucking-7 and you don't have a single piece of stationery with you
don't consider yourself buying a pen
but a key
and guess what?
the paper's on me. no charge

Take it or leave it, I have places to be.

It's the official MAGA pen

I have a pen
I have an apple
Uhhh apple pen.

Have you ever held a pen that can write on the moon?

Winner

>He doesn't have a pen.

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sergey put it in his pooper.

>take the pen
>put it in my pocket

I'll give it back to you for $100,000.

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this pen is made of solid gold and worth ten million dollars but i'll sell it to you for one million

It’s “sell me this Ven”

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I'm sorry sir I'd love to but I'm afraid we're out of stock, this particular pen is just for showcase purposes. Besides this is our Platinum Pen Package, perhaps you'd like to see something more... affordable?

Pens... They are all the same, boring and lame pieces of plastic.
With our new design and engineering we are taking pens to the next level, this pen is not like the other pens, it has an ergonomic design that fits perfectly in your hand, it has a phalic shape that makes it great to the touch and for some other uses unlisted here.... It also comes in Silvery Silver, Golden Gold, Baby blue and Pinky pink. The tip is made of alluminum, making it soft enough to not to rip your paper while you are writting and the ink is of a superior high quality and it's gonna dry instantly so you don't have to worry about getting your hands dirty even you you are left handed or writting in Arabic/Hebrew.

And all this inovative technology can be yours for only $399 in 12x with no interest!
Hurry up because it's a limited edition with only 500 Million units.

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the pen is mightier than the sword, why would I want to sell it to you?