gf

> gf
> "how's the crypto investing going?"
> "um alright, market's kinda going sideways right now but it'll take off soon"
-50% ROI

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had the same interaction but Im down 90%. its over.

>his gf isn't a rich heiress

At least you have a GF. I'm -33% and i'm a virgin

My gf always asks about this shit when it's down... at least I'm still up like 5x thanks to Sergey

>tfw no gf

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Same except I'm an incel and my shitcoins are +400%

>mid 2018
> user, you haven't talked about that crypto stuff in a while. How is it going? I cant wait to put our down payment on a house at the end of the year like you were saying!
>Y-yeah babe it's going g-gr..well let's just say i's going as planned haha. I'm stoked too haha, finally gonna get that yard for us so we can get a pupper...h-heh
>I love you so much, user!
>...y-you too babe

Can you guess where she is now bros?
:;(

This will help:

coinbase.com
/earn/eos
/invite/8b3jmgd4

1: Blockchain protocol for fast scalable transactions
2: Delegated proof of stake
3: Fast free transfers
4: Stake EOS tokens
5: Upgradable smart contracts

coinbase.com
/earn/xlm
/invite/j61sgfxw

1: A decentralized protocol that unites the world's financial
infrastructure.
2: Facilitating low-cost, universal payments.
3: Transactions are fast, inexpensive, and global.
4: To issue, exchange, and transfer tokens quickly and efficiently.
5: It relies on the cooperation of trusted nodes to confirm transactions.

I'm back to fucking september 2017 levels

FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE PUMP THIS MARKET SO I CAN KEEP LIVING THE NEET DREAM

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