So user what do you do for work?

I just play vidya and hope my crypto coins go up/parents to die so I can become a millionaire. Guess you could say I'm a bad boi.

I sniff farts and grade them by quality

As if she would ever look at you

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Her bf going to rob you if she finds out you make more than minimum wage.

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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i don't work my dear. i have passive income sources. around $2k/month. i can earn 50k/month easily but as a nihilist misanthrope i have no desire to work more but don't get me wrong. i like money. money is a great tool. but working... not my thing. my cryptocurrency referrals have generated $50k worth crypto for me. probably i'll be rich in next bull run anyway.

other than that. i'm waiting my death. i hope there is no life after death. i can't handle being alive.

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Asking the important questions here

I came here to have a nice meal alone, leave now.

I just tell them that I make all my money with my computer on the “stock exchange”. I’ll talk a bit about risk management, fundamental analysis, technical analysis, etc. Always gets the pussy wet. No need to lie, guys. Women love when you’re passionate about something and if that is making money: they’ll love it even more

"You want to get out of here? No, I meant you, you should leave before I call your parole officer."

I work on race cars

cute af

>flip her over, tear a hole in her pants, shove my nose up her anus and bear hug her stomach until her lovely fried chicken farts come out

Fucking kek

based
also pretty redpilled

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have sex

>tfw lawyer for KKK bigshots
W-What do I say?

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Christ that was a good kek

Based and sniff pilled

What do I do for work? Well, my dear, that's an excellent question. *sips* My dusky jewel, please allow me to make an announcement. *stands* Attention, everyone! *tinks* I have an announcement to make. *ahem*

good luck passing on your genes faggots

>wut do 4 work?
>fuck bitches like you into quivering pools of juicy goo like a goosey jew in a floozy's pool of drool

I already have, and they are being raised to not associate with gib monkeys.

I hang niggers like you

Make 5%+ daily gains on $10,000 worth of capital.

The fuck you think i do?

"I'm a gigolo, a male prostitute; now pay up, cuz I only work for cash in advance. If you like, I can adopt a drawling Southern accent and we can pretend that you're an uppity negress slave and I'm you're master, or maybe we can do something like that, only the other way around.... Either way, money now."

No sir I have made it top you screwer of mothers.

Jow Forums newfag here, how do you get 5% daily returns?

Shitpost on this board called biz and whenever someone posts a reply that's number ends in doubles I put 10 dollars into the token they mentioned, and 100 dollars if it's triples.

You like White guys?

Well I bought Bitcoin in 2013 so you could call me a Bitcoin expert my lady

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>have $10,000 in the bank
>charge $500 to suck some dick

wtf user rude

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You don't, stay safe and don't get scammed

The problem with statements like this is that they don't scale. If you were to gain 5% pd you'd have more money than the world GDP in no time. So the scheme must collapse at some point.

Genuine question: do you like some brapper farts more than another? Like "this one is meh" "this is super tasty"?

im a cardiologist.
its so much fun and i love the work.

Black women are unattractive

>He doesn't know.

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>he fell for the passing on your genes meme

I don't, I escaped the Jew with my linkies and now I prowel for cute Asian bitches.

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Bitconnect I think offers this service

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Thanks.