Unless I make 1500 dollars in the next two months, I will die. What can I do to make that amount...

not possible with $50 unless you are good at poker. best i can think of is getting a loan for the amount you need thrn getting a job asap to pay it back.

Look at the toilet on that bish

somebody needs to have somebody move their stuff.
somebody needs to have their grass cut.
somebody needs to have somebody babysit their kids.
somebody needs their walls painted.
think for a second.

I'm living in one of the most regulated countries on the planet. Every single thing you just listed requires degrees, permits etc.

Don’t make an empty resume
Write that you love fitness and other sports and shit like that

which country is that?

Petroleum extraction

Just sell drugs, preferably weed

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My own ideas:

>Kickstarter/Indiegogo/GoFundMe scam
>creating a new shitcoin that will entertain people and/or have a solid use-case
>"selling" used phones, cameras and gaming consoles to people online and then never delivering them after getting their money
>blackmailing pedophiles
>pretending to be a girl online and taking money for nudes and/or meetups

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inb4 OP is making all these excuses because he already knows what he wants to do but is insecure and is waiting for one of us to blurt it out so he can get validation. he'll shoot down everything no matter how available of an option it is, and strike it down as impossible.
I have self-destructive voluntary loser friends like this and they piss me off.

>moving boxes, mowing lawns, painting requires degrees, permits, etc.
Nope, you're just a delusional NEET.

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Sauce?

I’ll gib ideas if you gib sauce

Literally right in the fucking filename

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>Kickstarter/Indiegogo/GoFundMe scam
creates easy trail so the Law will fuck you

>creating a new shitcoin that will entertain people and/or have a solid use-case
lets be real here, you won't be the genius to pull this off.

>"selling" used phones, cameras and gaming consoles to people online and then never delivering them after getting their money
sell where? ebay?
they just chargeback their money and then sue you

>blackmailing pedophiles
too risky, pedo could decide to talk to the cops and then you sink with the ship. many such cases

>pretending to be a girl online and taking money for nudes and/or meetups
not enough money to be made here

just sell weed you fucking pussy.

The last one is the most legal and or likely to work.

you won't make 1500 dollar in 2 months with that.

That’s not a name that’s the title of a website

...

The UK is not that bad.... I get that there are more laws than white people, but at least the sky is blue :)

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Sports Betting. Run that shit up. Don't go all in, but you can't be a pussy either. Take some time and find good bets. Don't just throw it at random shit. You could make 10x what you need in that amount of time.

craigslist

You just described this whole board my dude

What could you possibly need 1500 for that is literally life or death?

Also dude, $1500 really isn’t that much. If it’s literally life or death, sell your possessions.
If it’s not literally life or death, get a job. You may have an empty resume but there are plenty of jobs that will hire with zero experience. Unless you’re physically too big to fit through a standard doorframe, you gotta start somewhere.

Figure out your current net worth, liquidate current assets, and then cut your teeth wherever will hire you

>Unless I make 1500 dollars in the next two months, I will die.

OP's life equals to 1500 bucks

Let me guess: you're an Ameritard

Kneeboots

get a job

No.

>Figure out your current net worth
>liquidate current assets
>sell your third car
>rent your vacation villa on AirBnB
>ask your billionaire father for a loan

LOL LOL LOL

My net worth is -4000 dollars, my only possessions with any value are my old leather couch, my old 50 inch plasma television and my PS4 Pro that I still have to make monthly payments on for like 2 years.

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>1500 dollars in the next two months

Contact a temp agency. These aren't good for finding permanent positions but if you just need work right now, they can usually find something for you. You could also do the illegal immigrant technique of hanging around Home Depot contractor entrance with a sign that says you're available for day labor.

You would be surprised what countries can regulate.
In my country you need a permit to cut a tree on your own land.

>can own land
excuses.

Walk peoples dogs.

I wasn’t trying to imply that you had stuff like a third car or vacation house, I was just saying that common household items can be used to flip for quick cash.

I’m genuinely trying to help, but sorry if the suggestion was a miss, that’s my bad.

So you don’t have assets that you can liquidate, but you still have the ability to perform labor. What is the job market like where you are located? Are there fast food restaurants/farms/warehouses where you can get an entry level position? It’s going to suck, and you’re going to hate it I’m not gonna lie to you. But if you keep your future in mind and remember that you’re working to survive, then pulling long weeks doesn’t seem so hard.

i'll pay you 3 bucks per blowjob, 2 per day for aslong as you want

Get a fucking job retard. If you can't do that you can't do anything else anyway.

Learn to read, fuckface

Too many brappers in this thread, I don’t wanna fap
Fuck u anons

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I did and i know you're wrong. You've never really tried to get a job.

My god
Who fucks these girls, why am I even alive
Fuck you user

You haven’t really provided us with any valid evidence for why you can’t get a job, so we’re going to keep suggesting it. While the guy you replied to may have been a dick, it’s the best advice you’re gonna get until you give us a reason otherwise.

It can a lot of enjoyment out of loserposting
>Paying monthly installments on a PS4
Truly pathetic.

You think a girl like this poops?

*thot

FTFY

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start suck dicks, loser

i dont know.. well looking 20 yo dudes?

>thinking any of those jobs will get you 1500 in two months

>>Kickstarter/Indiegogo/GoFundMe scam
doesn't work

source

TFW can't pay this months internet because I spent it on fixing some of my dogs lumps at the vet, no regrets. Start a job and save up as much as possible , 1.5k isn't unachievable. Drink more water so you don't go as hungry. Keep your head up.

Somebody gon' get they ass kicked
Somebody gon' get their wig split
Somebody gon' get they ass kicked
Somebody gon' get their wig split
Beat 'em up, beat 'em up, break his neck, break his neck

As I said, I don't have any job experience from this decade and I only have a high school diploma.

Um... how about a job? Even a shitty job will get you $1500 in two months, that's easy man.

Nobody had job experience at their first job dude, you gotta start somewhere. Go get a job at a gas station, it's easy as hell and pretty fun if you can handle talking to strangers at all. No, you will never get rich doing it, but you should be able to pull down at very least $500 a week starting. Also you can smoke bowls in the back all shift and it doesn't matter, I loved that shit when I was young, no responsibility and just enough money to stay afloat and have a little fun.

>find a second hand trading website (craigslist or whatever - depending on where you're from)
>focus something you know you'll easily be able to sell (phone or whatever)
>find ad from some rich boomer who doesn't care and just sells his shit for cheaps
>haggle the price as low as possible
>clean/fix up the thing you've bought so it's more attractive
>take nice, clear pictures of it (also makes it more attractive to buyers)
>lie a little bit in the ad - "only used for x amount of hours" etc.
>resell for 30-50% higher price, or maybe even more, depending on how lucky you got with your first trade
>repeat until you have 1500 dollars tax free

I don't live in the US where even monkeys can find work without credentials or experience

There's also this nimble little trick. Works like a charm.

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how lucky are you?

Just buy BRAP.

Obvioulsy go to google:

1) Search "temporary employment agency in city X"

2) Go to at least 3 temporary employment agencies and sign up

3) Within a week you will have temporary work to do. Easy as fuck.

Unless you are larping then fuck you

No. you actually make more..

>Yuropoors need to have permits to paint a house
HAHAHAHAHA

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If the migrants from Mexico can make their to the good ol' US of A with nothing except a prosperous die hard attitude then so can you tinkerbell.

Just open a Minecraft server. This is what I made off mine last month.

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What country do you live in? Telling us that will give us a good starting place for how to help you. There's websites out there that will show you how to make shady money online, but they're effectiveness is dependent on geography.

WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN THEN FAGGOT WHY DO YOU KEEP AVOIDING THIS QUESTION

Imagine the taste

>20 year olds

Nah rich guys and chads

sent;)

need to know where you live to give proper advice

we can tell youre in brazil just fucking say it

OP is either brazilian, central latam, pajeet or ukrainian. he has internet access but is unwilling to test things like fiverr, or make a youtube vid series that shows his struggles. if he is shitskin and went the youtube route there is at least 5-10 liberals who will donate to him. but OP has no balls, and no brain. press F for OP as he will starve.

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Oh good heavens. SAUCE

Create great deals on an online market place (no possible chargeback) and set your location to somewhere far south or north, then put in the ad that they need to email you saying they want to either pick it up or have you sent it to them, only respond to those that want you to send the items and scam them. Do I with hard drives or something like that. Those items are not commonly
Used. Make great bundle deals. A friend of me scammed a few k that way.

You let me plow that ass three times and I'll give you 1500. 500 a pop.

instagram.com/rebeccafitness_eats/?hl=en

you guys are bad at the fucking internet you know that?

Even at minimum wage you could easily make 1500 in two months and they'll literally hire retards. You probably could do it without even working full time. How is this even an issue OP?

No, just lazy desu senpai. Thnx for sauce btw

F

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How do you even start doing that? What are the costs and minimum requirements to make it work well?

What will you die of? Starvation? Exposure?

the thing about ass, tits and nipples is that they don't taste like anything. the main appeal of hot girls is obviously your biological desire to see the curves of their body, then see them naked, smell them, feel their wet pussy with your dick. its all biologically pre-programmed. i haven't overcome this desire yet but i do have "monk mode" moments where i recall that sucking on a nipple doesn't taste like anything or give much pleasure. all the pleasure is mainly from my dick going inside the wet pussy, and some women i've fucked were quite loose. going back to the nipple sucking, perhaps that's due to the brain's desire to get the milk like when we were babies, or to get her more aroused. but i think women are most aroused by rough treatment from a strong man, and the dick, more than sucking on nipple.

i guess what i'm saying is, yes, sex is pleasurable, but it's not a lasting feeling. you get satisfaction for 30-60 mins then you fall asleep.

Maybe I'm asexual or gay now. Not that attractive imo.

are you a girl? I can make it happen if you're a girl

Well, if it were like 30 days earlier I would have asked you to invest in VID and you would have gotten like 9000% return...You could still invest in VID now as its still growing, but possibly not as rapid as the first month

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Imagine thinking you can turn a profit from weed. lol Selling weed is for people who want to support a weed habbit. Selling meth is for winners.

Kidneys go for like $10K these days. :)

>imagine the taste of a poop from her ass

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I sold cars for a couple years. Lot of dealerships in my area i.e Volkswagen & Chrysler pay $3000 before tax minimum a month to all salesman. It doesn't require any post education. All you have to do is ace the interview. You'll probably get fired because you're an autistic NEET that can't talk to real people but if you manage to fool them in the interview you could make your target within the first month easily. I managed to get hired w/ nothing but a few months at a grocery store on resume out of highschool, you really don't need experience, just fool them into thinking you're a social go-getter who is looking for a career. Just be ready to suck salesmanager dick & work unpaid overtime daily. So long as you're trying hard they will generally keep you even the full 3 month probation period. After that though if you're not selling on target you're gone.

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>making monthly payments on a playstation
holy kek that's sad