>Once I get enough money I'm moving to NYC!
Once I get enough money I'm moving to NYC!
Ian Mitchell
Cooper Morales
Well if you have enough cash, why not?
Henry Morales
Is onions ACTUALLY bad for you? Like I was never the most alpha Chad dude but i managed to get a smart and pretty attractive Chinese gf when I was in uni and she cooks for me all the time so I'm always eating onions stuff. I dont see anything wrong with it seeing how almost 2 billion other people eat it a lot. Have you ever had mapo tofu? That shit is good af.
Pic is her cooking for me
Elijah Ward
Thomas Watson
So I'm moving to New York, 'cause I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York, 'cause I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early, Christmas came early for me
Daniel Clark
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Ian Gomez
>Like I was never the most alpha Chad dude
Ian Cruz
>dating with a below average gook, eating their food
>being chad
these 2 don't go together
Brayden Rivera
very wide shoulders and a small head
Connor Harris
This starter pack is hitting me on a deep level, Polo just goes good with everything muh kanye proved it ok kid? Japenese and korean women can be very top tier as well.
Jack Ross
This has got to be bait
Easton Hernandez
Checked
Gavin Torres
Fuck I guess I'm ultra beta then. What do I do to change? Shes unironically a good cook
Jack Peterson
>literally neck beard facial hair
Nicholas Evans
NYC might be okay if it wasnt for the EMF fields everywhere fucking your head up and changing your DNA.
I'm a ruralboy from birth though. Mountains and lakes >>>> your Jewish """entertainment"""
Jaxson Lewis
Nigga, wtf is going on with this beard? HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS SHIT IS UGLY AS FUCK
Liam Price
This pic confirms I'm basedboy
Jaxson Jenkins
Nah it's fine
Adrian James
you need some work and your facial hair is degenerate but i would plow your sexy chinese waifu tbqh.
Nolan Stewart
Gavin Roberts
Do you really need validation from Jow Forums about your gf?
Grayson Walker
OP what does sex feel like? Is it as good as people make it out to be? Have you sniffed her braps yet?
William Lee
It's an older pic where I hadn't shaved in a few days I dont actually wear a neckbeard. Pissed I cant grow an actual one though. Must be the onions
No not really
Mason Mitchell
I thank God I am not like this nor know anyone who is. I legitimately believe people who use "adult" as a verb should be shot in the back of the had and stripped for parts.
Michael Thompson
>stripped for parts
Charles Wilson
>cooking with non stick pans.
It's like you want want testosterone
Joseph Perez
Too true. Everyone I've ever met who wanted to move to NYC wasn't worth interacting with in the slightest. The constant posts about NYC and London are so obnoxious and the people giving replies sound like NPCs every time.