What would you do if you had 2 million dollar?

What would you do if you had 2 million dollar?
How would you spend this money?

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8 different savings accounts

spend it all on cocaine and hookers in a year and then kill myself

Get a metro boomin beat

go all in on Link

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Muni bonds at 4% tax free for a year. Go see the world with the $80k. Then figure out the next move.

Buy a lot of forests and harvest wood

I'd first allocate funds to specific holdings within crypto. Targeting specifically blue chips such as BTC ETH LTC XMR etc. I would spread 1.2M with a large majority within BTC. I'd also spend 10k for gambling on shit coins , such as BRAP because it's funny. I'd spend 400k to purchase land and equipment and supplies to yield hemp.
Wait for minimum 3 harvests a year on roughly 50 acres of land.
I'd then build a software company with the rest of the capital to build a prototype for the VCs for my new app. Then raise 100M post money valuation.

21 bitcoin to cold store
80% into stocks over the next 3 years
10% play money
10% into real estate and moving

well more like 70% into stocks cause that btc is about 10% lol

Stonks as fuck

metro boomin want some more nigga

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Market buy Chainlink

4 girls at thesame time

Invest make money from fuck prostitute

Zero out house.
Fill college accounts for spawn.
Gift 1 BTC to each kid.
Pick up retirement land.
About 1.5M left pulling just over 2% which is used for charitable giving and travel until the stock market finishes its epic crash in the next year or two.

Retire and live off 4% SWR

Pay 50k debt, use 1 million to buy 2-3 properties, rest in link

I would spend it fighting off all the women that would be flying towards me
I really need a tail lol
mfw

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I'd also keep waging for a couple years

I'd do what John Goodman says
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I love this man.
No homo.

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the ever eternal rascal
;-)

>Link
>I'd also keep waging for a couple years

The same thing I heard about NEO... And look where its now. Just sell after it moons

what a nightmare

a bunch of long term investments with good dividend payments, reinvest about 2/3rds of it and be comfy.

>10% tithe
>just shy of 37% to Caesar
>250,000 to pay off all debt including mortgage
>250,000 into Nexo account to live on
>The rest back into various crypto strategies to amass another 2mm

buy a microscope and be able to conduct my experiments without having to beg for money from the government.

I'd be a patron of the arts.

Distribute between blue chips and live off of the dividends.

buy gold coins and fill my bath tub with them

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Leave my country and live in another one, buy a house there, put the rest in the bank.

Exactly two million dollars, free & clear, pallets of cash in the garage?
>split into two piles of one million each
$1 million in an interest-bearing account managed by a non-profit as my own personal "church of living life" trust fund.
$1 million directly into my Binance account so that I can swingtrade it up in value by multiples before September Twelfth.

this

Send $1m to Natalie. Ask for an autograph and something to sniff.
Probably spend the rest on drugs

first mill spent buying a house for myself and buying 3 income properties.

100k on guns.
250k on my favorite shitcoins.
300k on silver and gold.

350k in a savings account for casual spending while I work a low stress wagie job for health insurance

Buy land, build a family home/farm, put the majority of the rest in bitcorn and wait ten years before I look at it again

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buy hella rental property

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Invest 1.75 million in a diversified portfolio of minimal to moderate risk. .25 million to get revenge on a girl who broke my heart by parading much hotter chicks in front of her until the money runs out...then go retire to the mountains somewhere and live very humbly until I die.

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Give $2MM to Natalie Portman to have sex with her.

All in bitcoin.
Sell top.
Then stocks during next bear market
Then back into bitcoin.
Sell top
Stocks
bitcoin
sell top
etc

buy a vw california, buy as much farm land as possible and plant a wood on it, while living in the van.

congrats, you'll be bust in the next recession, what a moron.
>wants to invest into stocks when the market is ATH and all financial indicators are pointing to a crash
just burn the money, dumbass
Smart motherfucker, good plan.
difficult to play market like this, and bitcoin will likely correlate with a stock market crash


My plan, dickheads;
>50 bitcoin right now, sell 29 over the next 18 months, hold 21. (500k USD)
>500k Gold, bought steadily over the next 12 months
>500k cash, ready to clean up the bottom of the next stock market crash
>300k to invest into real estate when the housing market starts shitting it in the UK
>200k to fuck about the next 18m with the wife.

I'd re-evaluate in 2-3 years, hopefully having at the very least, doubled my capital.

30% to buy land and house in the Southwest. Greenhouse with vegetables and cannabis. Private shooting range. Enjoy the outdoors and watch the stars every night.

30% put into Bitcoin and gold/silver.

20% towards travel and recreational activities.

10% for a swing trading account.

10% to doing something meaningful and worthwhile with my life. Fight for internet freedom and anonymity - host private Sentinel dVPN nodes all around the world. Fund projects expanding on BTC fungibility or improving crypto adoption.

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1 million in BTC to HODL, 250k in ONE, 250K to trade other shit coins with (not all at once), 250K to survive off while I await the moon

12k BSV BUY order

i would buy half a lunch with warren buffett

>just burn the money, dumbass
i said get in in 2-3 years meaning some form of dca and waiting for good buys but
>time in the market > timing the market: proven
>ath just follows last ath and so on there is no cap on this shit
>buy the dip faggot!
in 20 years it won't matter much if you get in at a local bottom or top with about 30-40% diff matters more how much you take out and if you just let it be or try to trade it or pick stocks god forbid.

he said he wants to keep waging, leave him be.

Move to the Phillipines and fuck goblins up the butt for the rest of my life.