and on my way out was handed a letter saying ive an hr meeting tomorrow to discuss some comments i made about disabled people in a sales meeting this morning. it wasnt even that bad, i just joked that i dont like downeys because they always stare at you like robots with that funny downy look when you try and help them with something. the letter said my use of the word spastics and downeys was noted during the exchange.
pretty sure im fired but is there any way to avoid it? im really enjoying my job these days ive enough in reserve to keep me in pepperoni pizzas and orange juice until 2020 assuming i find nothing else and i wont even need to sell any crypto before then, if i do get fired that is. id like to be leaving on my own terms.
if im going to resign i might aswell just show up pissed and make sure they all know to go fuck themselves.
Jeremiah Flores
Never resign. Get fired so you can collect that sweet unemployment. Also they're probably just going to tell you not to use that language. Not really a fireable offense. Porn and illegal activities are mostly the only reasons corporate will fire anyone.
Charles Perry
Vera did you give that shifty autist the letter? Thank god hopefully the spaz will will just slink off and email his resignation. We cant afford to have dumbos like him making spastic comments in public for christs sake and then that stupid lbtquiaaajukmlfffbnmacsss bitch went and made a formal complaint the fat entitled lezza what was i supposed to do Vera? Jesus they are all a bunch of entitled snowflakes Vera a bunch of inbreds. Anyway Vera you got my coffee?
Isaac Ortiz
Tell them you apologize, you have bipolar and sometimes it is an impulse control issue and you'll talk to your doctor about what happened at your next appointment.
Caleb Cook
>making fun of downies when you yourself clearly have severe autism Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Michael Cruz
unironically this Every normie or halfway normie knows not to fuck around with that shit in a job environment unless your work is relaxed as fuck and your boss jokes about the same shit. Only spergs think otherwise
Chase Jackson
im fucked arent i?
kek
Charles Cox
How to never get promoted 101
Logan Bailey
>implying you'd ever want to be promoted
Matthew Davis
say something about black people in the meeting, then collect unemployment.
Dominic Johnson
the fuck is wrong with all of you today?
Jayden Jenkins
Say you're a transnigger and what they're doing is raysis.
Get your job back and a promotion, you're welcome faggot.
