I have a 98th percentile income for my age and can't get a gf

Cry more

>I have a 98th percentile income for my age and can't get a gf.

That's around 25 000 a year for a millennial.

Congratz

25 000 a year!

according to some calculator I found it's actually like $380k

Yikes

I've hooked up with random bitches at edm shows and I always awkwardly walked away the second the music stops.

They aren't worth it. I've got a gf and she's a pain in the ass. She quit her job and moved halfway across the country to be with me after I broke up with her to get away. She argues with me and starts crying when I tell her to fuck off, and then I feel bad. I gave up trying to run away because she won't take no for an answer and it's easier to just work long hours, go straight to the gym and then deal with her for a few hours before I go to bed. Seriously, you have it made. You're wealthy, or will be wealthy, and you have no stupid fucking cunt knocking down your door to waste your time.

you must be really unattractive then, huh? if not purely physically, then very offputting to someone when they meet you. you should probably deal with that, idiot

Fuck everything about that my nigga. Get a restraining order on that bitch

Everything not involving staring at a screen will just be old people.

the sad cats will continue

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Can make all that money but can't figure out how to be interesting or funny. Guess you're just as if not more retarded as the rest of us.
Mate that is literal fucking insanity.

I mean that is true enough. Have you been to tastemasters before?

sounds like your personality is shit

Nigga I have 99.5% income for age and I can’t buy a house

Yesterday I overbid on a 1.25M place by 68k and still lost.

Nah. I'm able to get women, but I still sympathize with the OP's plight.

Everything about women is a fucking pain in the ass, from getting them (the biggest pain of all) to dealing with them afterwards.

The game is just too damn hard and annoying for too many men (including many of us who are fairly successful at it).

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turns out you also need a personality

Clearly, despite your inability to read you still have some semblance of a personality. Good for you.

I'll become your girlfriend user.

Not sure where you're going with your dumb non sequitur, but my point is that anybody at OP's income level should be able to get a good bitch automatically. It shouldn't be so damn complicated (and yet it is).

Know how i know you lack a spine?

youre a fucking nutcase then

You do know you have to actually approach and talk to women before they will give you a chance to touch bobs, right?

You're gonna wake up with a knife through your penis if you don't cut her off first.

>ID: EGGhog
kek

because it doesn't matter

Only thing that matters is face, height, and social status

youtube.com/watch?v=UcvHSmF28qc

Holy fuck is my generation that goddamn poor.

Is their retirement plan going to just be killing themselves?