Doctor says im dying of brain cancer. suddenly all the millions i made in crypto don't seem to matter. fuck me...

Give me half and let me carry on your memory with cocaine and whores.

Travel, spend time with family/ friends, seek peace with your situation. Make it a point to know that I'm leaving something good in the world, even if it's memories or for only a few people, knowing that it matters

buy a boat and join McAfee on the high seas

True. Don't give me the money give it to your kids.

It’s provably nothing.

Unfortunately, its not that easy. Banks will just take whatever from your estate when you die.

Smoke a lot of weed to kill the cancer.
We're talking like 2 or 3 dab carts a day.
Also eat a variety of vegetables.
Guarantee you will be cure.

also he's fudding so you'll sell your positions

Either do this or go to South America and proceed to bareback as many thiccc Venezuelan hookers as possible before dying.

>what would you do in my totally not made up situation
make it known that i have millions, breed with multiple women, give them all a share of said wealth when i die, hope that at least one of my future offspring turns out worthy of my memory.

that or use the money to take as many of Them with me as possible

if you are not trolling

I'm sorry OP

enjoy the time you have left and spend your money like never before

Two chicks at the same time.

Get fukt Boomer should have lifted

Fuckin' A man. I always wanted to do that.

Godspeed user. Also, death is nothing to fear. So be easy.

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OP you could probably swing this if you go on tinder and say it's your dying wish

Go to church. There's is still time friend. Jesus loves you.

I would make a charitable donation, throw a party and invite all my friends, and put the real homies in my will. I would also buy a motorcycle and take a pound of blow with me on a west coast road trip. Bonus points if you pay a friend to do it with you

So blow it all before you die?
When you've got less than a month left just throw all your assets into your mansion and fucking burn it down

Go hardcore vegan to kill the cancer, start fasting to starve the cancer out.

Charities are scams

Yeah, sick people are faking it. ಠ_ಠ

Go full hedonistic travel mode. I would be shooting up so much dope, doing so many lines, and going so many places. Most people die broke and don't get this opportunity

I also just want to say there's a bunch of retards peddling their vegan bong smoking cures. Don't cling to that hippie bullshit dude. You have brain cancer and you're going to die. Accept it and make the most of it. We will all be a few years behind you

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Honestly?

Live life to the fullest while being kind to people. Go take that sky dive, boat expedition, and camping trip. Go see the pyramids, walk the Great Wall, and explore the mysteries of the Mayan civilization of old.

Treat yourself, and be kind and genuine to those along the way. Prepare for the journey of a life time, and enjoy every moment of it fulfilling every need your mind can conjure.

God Speed, friendo. We’ll meet like we always do, on the other side.

And don’t worry. If you want to play again, you’ll have as many goes at it as you can handle.

Some are, yeah. Personally I would donate to my old boy scout troop and maybe the local parks department

Doctors' opinions are worth total jackshit.

Come to SEA and have the time of your life, you won't die anytime soon I'll guarantee ya

if i recall right, australian Max Igan has healed many cancer patients, so i suggest you to contact to Max Igan

A Cure For Cancer: Max Igan talks with Rick Simpson

archive.org/details/ACureForCancerMaxIganTalksWithRickSimpson

youtube.com/watch?v=idjaAN8_-p4

also, start urine therapy, you have nothing to lose
there are lot of people who have practice urine therapy

Dr Nakao was the first Doctor to stand up and voice his clinical studies of the mechanics of urine therapy, devoting his time to the understanding of how it works. prize winning for his efforts in helping advocate the power of this therapy.

Urine Therapy Interview with Dr. Nakao

youtube.com/watch?v=IEPrB6x02CI

This is the gayest post on Jow Forums

I'd get a second and third opinion. If they said the same thing then I'd ball out and finally buy that lambo.

I knew a man in his 50s and the doctor told him he had a few months to live due to cancer. The dude loved crack cocaine. He started smoking even more crack. He even kicked in his neighbors door and robbed him. A year and a half later he was still alive. I haven't seen him since.

A doctor told a woman I knew to get her affairs in order because she doesn't have much longer to live because of cancer so she gave all her money to her neice and nephew. Turns out she didn't have cancer and didn't die. The niece and nephew wouldn't give the money back so she lost her house. Last I heard she was looking for a small condo. At least she doesn't really have cancer.

So just be careful what you do.

do what the other anons said but also I would sign up for a brain cancer clinical trial. Considering modern methods are known not to work, might as well try some of the cooler experimental shit (nanobots, gene editing) and it either works or I help science.
Also smoke a shitton of RSO (Rick Simpson Oil) which is actually supposed to be able to help with cancer. But do your own research on Google. The dude has a website

Maybe 4Channel.

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> im a 44 year old boomer

44. Boomer. Pick one.

fly to Australia and inject your self with tiger snake venom until your cured

Go back

It's self deprecating humor you fucking boomer

Make your peace with God, user. Lay up your treasure in heaven. Everything in this life passes away, it’s like wind, vanity. Read Ecclesiastes. Jesus loves you. You’re fortunate, you have time, use it to find peace, do something good with what you’ve been given.

Consider lurking 2 years or go back

Do one of those DMT sessions from South America to connect with the universe before dying. Also cancer is a meme; stop eating sugar and fast 16hrs and soon your cancer will be magically gone

Welcome to Jow Forums!

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Retard

But in all seriousness try water fasting. At the very least it will make chemo a breeze.

t. aunt with bowel cancer

sorry OP :(

Sending blessings your way op

fuck man that blows, that's everyone's worst nightmare. try and have a good time before chemo fucks you. if you're not going the chemo route, then do everything you've ever wanted to do in these last couple years.

contact to Max Igan, he lives in Australia

You can hear Max Igan talk about curing his friends' on "incurable" cancers with Cannabis oil starting at 1:08:00 in this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=EXnxIQW65Zw

Make a drone with those gas turbines the rocketman uses. Put a chair on it. Sit in chair and go on a magical trip.

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all these people saying do x or y to cure the cancer, have any of you read the OP? its a fucking brain cancer, the brain isnt an organ that can regenerate

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Is it GBM?

Try harder until it works out and regenerates.

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Well ok then, brain-cancer larper.....i guess if that’s what gets your rocks off

Send me coins.

But in seriousness, I'd probably pick a small entourage of the ladz and family to take on a luxury level trip around the world to give them an experience they likely would never get on their own.

Try intermittent fasting, seems like you got time. Drink a lot of tea in the morning until the eating time comes. Ginger tea, green tea, mint tea. Go for adaptogen herbs. Peace
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do this if you want to die really fast.
go carnivore to live longer

if it was possible for the brain to recover from injuries, then the numerous millionaire boxers and former pro footballers who are semi-conscious vegetables just now with fucked brains wouldve found a way with their resources.
the only way is to cut the thing out and hope you dont kill the rest of the brain in the process

So you are saying it will never be possible?

I'd also recommend finding somebody you consider a sort of younger "protege" with a vision for making big moves, assuming you don't have children. Designate them to take control of your estate. You want your millions to be used to fund somebody ambitious, not somebody who'll squander it (read: what could happen on the legal inheritance line when you don't have children).
If you do have children, ignore my entourage travel suggestion. Just take your children and spouse on a world trip, then spend a good amount of quality time with them, not working, and loving and enjoying one anothers' company. Even if you don't have kids, and if you DO have a spouse, set aside a long time to spend with her.

BTC 1KrG5prA7NjRWqcmWqy83LGvFkdVar2XJT, if you want

I, too, am a huge fan of pregnant Sergey

user you need to breed as many qts as possible before you go. Become a modern ghangis khan. Use your wealth to draw them in and impregnate as many women in as many different countries as possible.

And also stop talking to anyone who tells/suggests you you can't heal. Basically avoid pessimists.

maybe one day we'll be able to grow synthetic brain material in a lab but at that point we might aswell all be implanting 400IQ replacement superbrains anyway.
its not like removing other organs like the skin, kidneys or lungs and artificially getting them to regenerate in a lab and putting them back in, the new brain material would have to be synthetic.

cancer is caused by anger. go to one of those monastery’s where you don’t talk and just meditate for like 10 days. if you want to live at least

user the simple fact is you must start doing things that you always wanted to do before your failing health prevents you. You say you have the money to make this happen if you so choose. Start now while its still an option.

At least you have enough money to do whatever you want with your last few years. Just enjoy them as much as possible.
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islam is for the young to justify murder,rape and gore. OP is dying, Muhammad wont help him there.

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>Yeah, sick people are faking it. ಠ_ಠ
Go back

420it

Avoid cult like behavior like this Steve jobs wannabe fag. You are going to die because you have cancer

Do some research on preparation and take some dmt. You will never be the same after. It will open your eyes to the next dimension.

user I recently lost my grandmother to cancer, and while it was apparent she wasn't going to make it from the moment of diagnosis, the moments we spent with her before she passed weren't pessimistic or negative. If you have family spend your time with them because ultimately money means nothing. If you feel the need to spend your stack before you go, do what you can to leave a legacy, if youre telling the truth and for what ever reason want to make friends with a zoomer before you pass I'm available. I really hope you find a way to beat this user, God speed.

The answer is probably somewhere in those worms/medusas that can theoretically live forever. OP i'm giving you hints on where to spend your money for the cure, now send me a few Ethers thx

>my totally not made up situation
This board literally believes everything they read

>1 post by this ID

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Guys.

split my time in a monastary and then baller every few weeks. bonus option: spread seed in third world.

OP's dead from the cancer lel

>born in the year of our lord 1975
>boomer

Sorry for the autism but you are not a fucking boomer. It's actually more likely that one or both of your parents were boomers. You were part of the lost generation, the soulless, aimless and nameless, mongrel bastards born of the foul degeneracy that occurred in that awful 60's hangover of a decade.

Unironically, it likely matters not whether you die or not. Boomers are wasting oxygen, you on the other hand are nothing of consequence.

So having said all this do whatever the FUCK you want. It aint a question for us

kys or go back.

I had the same situation 18 yeats ago. I decided to say fuck what the doctors say and decide to live. What will you do?

Trump introduced right to try. Blow the money on experimental cures.

build a church in a poor town

Sorry this happened to you user. Think about the things you’ve never done and get them done while there’s still time. We’re all going sometime so we’re all in the same boat. I’m about your age. I’m gonna try and make every day count in your honor.

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As I said its brain cancer, you cut it out or youre fucked, for now at least.
Almost every part of our body can heal itself or be replaced, the brain is just too complex and doesnt grow on its own post puberty, its also not a good idea to go butchering it like cutting a hand of.
I think even our eyes can be replaced somewhat now with electronic eyes now? I'm sure regenerating the brain will come in time.

Find a way to beat the cancer. Like said, if they can cut it out without causing damage or turning you into an omelette, you're on the road to recovery. Take everything natural that is anti-inflammatory like turmeric, cinnamon, green tea, and consume lots of fruits. I would go vegan if I were you for the mean time. Meditate and pray. Also, I love you OP. Be seeing you down the road in another celestial dimension. Life is what you live after the party is over. Count your blessings.

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End it now. You are already dead. You're not the person you were yesterday. The cancer has altered your personality already.. It will (most probably) not even hurt. Endless void.

Do what's right, I'll use the BTC to help my son and I escape his druggie mother, fren. Rest easy knowing your helping out

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