Gartner sucking Chainlink dick LIVE

>blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2019/07/23/google-in-blockchain/

written by Avivah Litan
>Avivah Litan is a Vice President and Distinguished Analyst in >Gartner Research. Ms. Litan's areas of expertise include >endpoint security, security analytics for cybersecurity and fraud, >user and entity behavioral analytics, and insider threat detection.

suck my dick nolinkers

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blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2019/07/23/google-in-blockchain/
cloud.google.com/blog/topics/hybrid-cloud/new-platform-for-managing-applications-in-todays-multi-cloud-world
worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2018/08/23/world-bank-prices-first-global-blockchain-bond-raising-a110-million
worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2019/05/15/world-bank-and-cba-partner-to-enable-secondary-bond-trading-recorded-on-blockchain
cointelegraph.com/news/world-bank-leads-secondary-market-phase-of-bond-i-blockchain-bond
computerworld.com/article/3324359/blockchain-what-s-it-good-for-absolutely-nothing-report-finds.html
blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2018/09/24/the-shortsightedness-of-blockchain-disillusionment/
medium.com/@brianhausmann/api-abstraction-building-processes-in-the-saas-landscape-to-scale-c5b79735cb99
instapay.today/article/swift-competes-with-ripple-with-successful-instant-cross-border-trials-between-asia-and-europe/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Who?

here is who retard

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Gartner is litteraly vaporwear its reviews do nothing for organisations.

>t. Half the sales people in my office raved about it for 2 minites at the start of the day then went back to crying on the phones.

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they are a fucking consulting company you retard.
they literally influence the business

>Thread number 8
Spammers...

Isn't this a fucking hair shampoo brand?

no the hair shampoo is garnier, not gartner

You don't know who Gartner is? Seriously?

Literally who working for literal who about a big search company. Kek
>Blog

gartner you nigger, gartner is liek the fucking jewish headquarters of banks

Link $1k eoy !
Cheque these !

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i used to work at the hilton and gartner who arent even majorly in this country would book out all 4 event floors, and about 10 floors of accommodation for their twice yearly company conference things.

they'd leave half the rooms empty order tripple the food they could eat and basically had an unlimited tab on a larger then average variety of alcohol.

as a company theyre massive

Everyone working in Finance and fortune 500 knows that Gartner decides which tool or solution is the best in a toolset.

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yes, they are a big influencial consulting firm, they will literally make everybody bend the knee to chainlink

Link on suicide watch. Partnering with a literal who to try to stay relevant. Cope harder faggots

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If this is such a big deal then why is the price still below $3?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't tell them

HIS NAME WAS CU MEATER

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They're apparently based in Stamford, which of course is the low budget version of Stanford

heard of moon3d? 10x or 100x your crypto. ez money

This literally the reason we stayed above $2 you ungrateful nigger.

fucking LMAO

literally who

kek

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>Brapp S. Niffer

LMFAO

>Jason Parserton

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HIS NAME WAS CU MEATER

KEK

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This cups my balls and strokes my shaft to be honest.

Heh. This is the one that got me. I was peeing at the time I read this and laughed so hard I peed all over myself.

>blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2019/07/23/google-in-blockchain/
>blog post

flushhh

J Fudded this on reddit. The shills seem to be winning recently on Chainlink posts over there can we start down voting and fudding again please anons?

>CRINGE

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fkin kek

Lmao who fucking cares about boomer consultants, fuck those nigger brainlets

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD

OMFGGG HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Thats actually that fat fuck Fernando Ribeiro.

you fucking idiots making me laugh at stupid shit

no offense stinkies

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His name was Cu Meater

Who?

>the company that literally invented that bubble chart is partnered with chainlink

Reality is stranger than fiction

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thx based jews

And according to this blockchain bubble already popped for good and is still propably going downhill until plateau.

Also look at where "blockchain for data security" is. According to this it has peaked and is coming down to the plateau also.

Just sold all my links.

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Mike Hunt is riding the wave of enterprise adoption HARD

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Yeah my LLC is listed on wiki also, doesn't make me a somebody. Just a way to avoid liability for me

Blog posts are how major tech companies announce their major shit nowadays.
They won't fax you anymore, grampa. Get with the times.

Here's Google Cloud for instance announcing their flagship "Anthos" project through a blog post: cloud.google.com/blog/topics/hybrid-cloud/new-platform-for-managing-applications-in-todays-multi-cloud-world

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Based and who pilled

>Avivah Litan
Some breadcrumbs for the needy:
>Before working at Gartner, worked at the World Bank Group
>worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2018/08/23/world-bank-prices-first-global-blockchain-bond-raising-a110-million
>worldbank.org/en/news/press-release/2019/05/15/world-bank-and-cba-partner-to-enable-secondary-bond-trading-recorded-on-blockchain
>cointelegraph.com/news/world-bank-leads-secondary-market-phase-of-bond-i-blockchain-bond

And:
>computerworld.com/article/3324359/blockchain-what-s-it-good-for-absolutely-nothing-report-finds.html
>blogs.gartner.com/avivah-litan/2018/09/24/the-shortsightedness-of-blockchain-disillusionment/

LINKies are all gonna make it. There's no fucking denying it.

>World Bank Vice President and Treasurer Jingdong Hua

What fucking timeline is this

Do you linkers even realize, that the total amount of the link token is HUGE and that there is NO MAIN NET and link is USELESS. How you can even belive, that it will break 3 USD again. It is a PUMP and DUMP. Wake up and kys.

How does it feel to be left in the dust fudding after the fud party has ended? You had two years, have fun lurking our celebration threads you absolute moron

At a quarterly all hands meeting listening to Tara Westover(fucking kill me) and literally having to contain all my keks. We are all gonna make it Marines

lmfao "who?" kys if so

I hope all you fucking fudding assholes lose every fucking dime you have invested for dismissing and pissing all over a project you likely have invested in, serves you right.

10k$ timeline

Profile of a clueless fucking moron next to this anons photo.

fucking kek

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Dont worry I am here since 2006

bump

based

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Anyone seen Micheal Littoris around anywhere?

yeah he was hangin with cu meater

>4D Printing
What the fuck

>15000 employees
>Who

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>security analytics for cybersecurity and fraud
So how comes he doesn't know that chainlink is a 2 men-team scam? Hehe checkmate

>vaporwear
>organisations
>minites
>to crying
Don't leave your designed shitting street ever again

I am asking again:
Do you linkers even realize, that the total amount of the link token is HUGE and that there is NO MAIN NET and link is USELESS?
How you can even belive, that it will break 3 USD again? It is a PUMP and DUMP. Wake up and kys.

> hurr durr attention plz

(you)

Just imagine this gartner employee thinking how great his blogpost is because this is the first time in three years he gets that amount of comments.

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dont lie, nigger. blockchain for data security isnt close to the top yet.

Youre Right Man. Poor Fagots.
Greed Eats Brain since generations

Kek, kikebook is truly not being used by innovative people, and shitposter. Sell facebook shares if you still hold any, unironically

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He's right you know.

>blog post
>redundant phrasing for the SEO
>fake comments with keyword stuffing for the SEO
Why is everything about this shittoken so forced and manipulated?
tldr;
>throw the shills down down the hill

Oh wow. Shy don't you shill cow shit? It has a use at least.

Ive got family near that area. Stamford has old $$$$$$$$$$$$$
$10Mil mansion mansions are the norm.
Perhaps even wealthier then Palo Alto(Stanford)

holy fucking shit this is too funny, guys, keep em coming, think up a funny name and post a serious comment lmao the mods moderating that blogpost are retarded as fuck hahahhahahahhahahaha

common keep eem coming guys, this is fucking gold

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top fkin kek

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brainlet here, does this have anything to do with Link? says API?

medium.com/@brianhausmann/api-abstraction-building-processes-in-the-saas-landscape-to-scale-c5b79735cb99

checked

>15000 employees
>all of which would say "who" if you brought up the name "chainlink"

...

>Your comment is awaiting moderation.

imagine being you.

bluepilled and cringed

Do you understand what link does?

Reddit McRedditson

has nothing whatsoever to do with link

>instapay.today/article/swift-competes-with-ripple-with-successful-instant-cross-border-trials-between-asia-and-europe/


someone explain this post to me like i have a learning disability

Just remove the word "like" from this post and it will make more sense when you reread it

Let's see how Rory goes.

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Y‘all gonna get that blogpost pulled