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HARD WORKING GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES

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Large bankroll, go to casino, use martingale while playing roulette

In English doc!

You stick with a color, red or black. If you win you keep betting the same amount, if you lose you double it.

until they broke your fingers

Lol it’s not illegal or even frowned upon like counting.

Landscaping contractor then bail with the money and move states

Because it's a losing strategy.

That's literally a brain dead retarded strategy. Better odds doing that on blackjack, aside the odds and natures of their games. Talking to an "advanced" player whose worked at casinos.

Ama.

Horse racing

psoon there will be no 2 decks in highroller room and all 6 deck games will be machine "shuffled"

it was fun while it lasted

Well... There's a reason why. In my 2 and a half years dealing, even blackjack shows patterns but you gotta be a dealer to see the patterns. They're rigged, but not for the house, or against it. Or it's just balance in nature. The machine shuffles MIGHT DIFFER from casino to casino. Programming of the shuffle machines of them being rigged, are definitely possible. Or situationally rigged. There's a lot to being smart as a player, and smart as a dealer. You see numbers INSANELY differently as the vice versa.

Another thing you WILL HEAR ALOT is the whole "differs from casino to casino." If you haven't learned that basic form of rules, you're not even considered a "peon" in pro gamblers. You're just another button pusher.

one dollar a pop blowjob, suck a million dicks, you already sucked half of that.

Learn an ultra niche marketable skill. Sell $100 courses.

>pro gambler
>thats a real thing.

I found a casino that I can still consistently get high counts in, new casino though. theyll catch on

consecutive dubs of the same amount, nice

is a casino one of the safest businesses to start? I mean almost every game is statistically in the houses favor by miles. seems like alot of legal loopholes to jump through but im guessing if you have the coin to start a casino you can probably afford to pay someone else to make that their problem

Won't work because of betting limits.

Casino is safe but the taxes will fuck you in the ass if you aren't a native american or have good lawyers to get around them.