>Have IOT hymen integrity sensor implanted in my daughters
>sensors broadcast real-time hymen state to network of oracles which also check for crucial variables such as marriage state
>oracles communicate with smart trust contract that will automatically cut them off should they decide to whore it up
The future is gonna be based, frens
Smart contracts will be the death of thots
Adrian Butler
Anthony Diaz
Is this peak autism?
Gavin Wood
>Your daughter rides a horse at middle school farmyard excursion
>hymen breaks
>Incel virginal father BTFO'd
Jaxson Lee
>defending thots
Never gonna make it, cuck.
Benjamin Lewis
we gettin there
Hunter Morales
Don’t joke, I’ve seen that shit happen multiple times in my clerical work at a major equine facility (basically a playground for trust fund thots) and it can ruin families.
Isaac Thompson
Some girl at my high school broke her hymen when a lacrosse ball hit her in the crotch.
Elijah Gray
Please tell me you are serious and not joking kek. Stories? How did it ruin families?
Kek, did she bleed much?
Ian Perez
I had a couple friends that broke theirs riding a bicycle
Lucas Allen
People that like horses way too much seem very off to me.
Probly deserved it desu
Andrew Murphy
*hits pipe*
Alexander Hill
>Gets a period at a pool or beach
>Forced to use a tampon instead of a pad
OH NO NO NO NO!
Noah Bell
That's kind of sad. No wonder horse girls are always literal psychos.
Christian Clark
>Daughters
Implying years of sexual intercourse with a significant other .....
Parker Richardson
>ITT: anons believes girls break their hymens in anything other than sex
Please, anons, please don't tell me you're not so gullible.
Logan Rodriguez
the horse would have iot sensors too that would determine bounce and hardness of impact, if the hymen breaks a smart contract would automatically book a restoration surgery appointment
Nicholas Jones
Do you know what a tampon is?
Kevin Green
>people ITT do not know what a hymen is
I am genuinely not surprised.
Blake Reyes
>>Have IOT hymen integrity sensor implanted in my daughters
this is both authoritarian and fascistic and sadistic and based. NICE
Bentley Jenkins
>hymen
Hudson Collins
>How did it ruin families?
girl value before the accident -> 9001 braps
girl value after the accident -> 1 brap
Now her father is a holder of an empty bag.
Colton King
Wait are there actually succesful non virgin men with daughters who give a single shit about hymens? Did your story happen int he fucking 50's or something? Who sells their daughter in the current age?
Ryan Williams
i am not the original op, I just shitpost for the lulz