Any advice or should I send like this?
"Dear Mr. Henderson,
Thank you so much for allowing me the opportunity to be at your job interview earlier today! I really would love to work for you in the future! I am so appreciative of you taking the time out of your busy day to do this and I hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
Bradley"
Instantly dismissed
>Dear Bradley,
>We don't hire cucks. Chad has accepted the offer for this role.
>Sincerely,
>Mr. Henderson
if you want a guaranteed hire, offer to suck his dick once he gets out at 5 pm
yes but add:
"ps I could see you big dick through your trousers and really wanted to put it in my mouth teehee"
And don't forget to cup the balls
you sound like a fag
"Dear Mr. Henderson,
You are a nigger faggot.
Sincerely,
Cum Slurp King"
Why? What are your suggestions?
Shut up idiots if you don't have any real advice then just don't post anything at all morons
no. they've already decided by the end of the interview (usually the first 5 minutes) if they want to hire you.
After two weeks you can send an email, just in case they were actually busy and forgot they interviewed for a position. But still the best I've heard from this is getting another pity interview where they still don't hire you.
Based
faggot. use reddit.
bad advice. OP will have to do that every shift then.
Dear Mr. Henderson,
I wanted to follow up regarding our interview today. I was impressed with your team and facilities. As a result I think there is a lot to be gained, for myself and the company, by me joining your team. I look forward to hearing back from you regarding the remainder of the interview process, and I appreciate both your time and consideration.
Sincerely,
Anonymous
Follow up is a hot meme phrase and you should not use exclamation marks.
This is true, at least from my experience of being hired and interviewing people myself. I just Interviewee a software developer last week and the second the guy was out of the room my boss and I were in agreement that we would not hire the guy.
I mean I also agree that I make decisions separate from such emails, but not everyone does so and it would make me think the person has some tact if they can articulate an email and show some formality and respect that is most lacking these days.
okay to help you out, here's what Chad sent to get the job offer immediately
>Yo Hendy boy when do I fuckin start you know I'm better than all the other faggots you've interviewed, bitch ass nigger
this is much better desu, OP's post reads like he applied for a fucktoy position.
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unless your email literally says "i'm willing to work for 20% less than the next guy" and they already liked your skills, the corporate spam filter will catch it before it even gets to their inbox.
This is the one.
if it’s a boomer boss this could probably work
What kind of job?
Dear Mr. Henderson,
Have you heard of decentralized oracles? $1000 EOY poopoopeepee
Love,
Bradley
I work for a huge corporation as a hiring manager and I receive these emails like this directly. Mind you they are very uncommon because people don't send them much anymore.
I bothered to re-read this and just realized I left your "Dear" in there. Don't do that. Just Mr. Henderson is fine.
This isn't a written letter to a close friend or loved one, he is not "dear" to you.
^use something like this, in the original you unironically sound like a cuck
Thank you for the serious answer. I think I might use this instead
Glad to actually be able to deliver something business and finance related.
hiring manager here. don't be too needy or it will hurt your negotiating position.