Are you a newfag?

Literally clicked on Jow Forums by accident when trying to get to a more salacious board ages ago. I’ve been here every fucking day since.

I was told about it from my friends when we'd have guys playing Dungeons and Dragons board game version

Reddit

In august 2017 some guy in my physics class was telling me about BTC and how he wanted to invest in it. I realized how much I could've made if I invested rather than just spending my BTC on drugs. Next I figured Jow Forums might have a crypto/business board and it sure fucking did. Bought LINK at 10c and sold at 15. Thanks you flamboyant homosexes.

>2007: /b/
>2009: /tg/ +/co/
>2015: /tg/ + Jow Forums
>Delete facebook
>2016: Jow Forums + Jow Forums
>2017: Jow Forums + Jow Forums + /diy/

Boards like /a/ and /v/ are now filled with zoomers and normies so I came here to make money and finally leave Jow Forums for good. I should have come here ages ago and done that; years ago someone came to /v/ bragging about his crypto portfolio, saying the vidya's a shit tier hobby. For whatever reason I didn't check it out; I think it was back in 2016. Someone else on Jow Forums said they'd become a millionaire after finding a bunch of bitcoin on his old computer; I just figured I'd missed the train and never dug deeper. That must've been at least three yeats ago. Fuck.

This is the only major board where being an oldfag benefits you and it's also the only one in which I'm not one. Wasted my youth arguing about fucking Naruto with high school kids. I really hope LINK redeems me bros.

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I gained all I could from Jow Forums now I migrated to Jow Forums to finish the second half of my making it journey.

I don't understand this mindset.
Sure maybe playing video games and shit is bad if you think you're never going to make it. So you have to constantly toil to be the best wageslave you can be.
But if you come here and get rich, it's like you skipped to the end.
Why would I be depressed knowing that every day I wake up I have enough money to do whatever I want and never work again, if that's just playing video games all day?

>1995: BBS and mIRC
>1999: slashdot
>2004: visited some gay weeb forum called 4chins
>2006: gay weebs have grown on me
>2008: the internet died
>2016: Trump restored the internet and raised Atlantis

I came to laugh at the pink wojacks in Jan 2018.
Now I am the pink wojacks.

Fucking based. Same as me. We're going to make it in all areas of life brah

Hey we take risks and spending time on this board looking for financial knowledge is a large risk, but the larger the risk the bigger the reward.

Researching csw.. is satoshi

>State how you found this board
I heard about DigiByte and learning about that crypto led me to Jow Forums

Bsv is your 2nd chance

>came here last november
>old fagg

lol

Bsv is probably ya last chance, link is maidsafe

Bsv is low risk 10x minimum

this

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26 now, been lurking or posting since I was 14 hacking the Nintendo DS. Saw the rise of all crypto’s before having enough income or understanding of what was going on

I've been here since the first day it was created and I still havent made it

2014 /b/ (fappening)
2015 /tv/
2016 /a/
2017 /sp/
2019 Jow Forums
Damn I suck

I forgot about the fappening, good times

I got to Jow Forums after Jow Forums until I saw a few crypto threads. Pretty much exclusively Jow Forums and Jow Forums now. We're all gonna make it

I was here about 6 months before Ethereum was talked about a lot. Around when it was $7-15 dollars and all the biz-bros were saying buy it

moot announced it's creation.

>23 years old and I've accomplished nothing
>spent my whole life smoking weed and arguing with other NEETS anonymously
>all those goals and ambitions I once had are now just fantasies
If LINK doesn't moon I might necc

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I unironically had a dream that chainlink went up a bunch of percent (this was when I knew nothing about link other than that existed on cmc), so I googled it and found this board. Anons tried to convince me to fomo in but I only half listened. I road link from 1.8 to 4 but fomod harder at 4.5 so I practically broke even on that for not listening to anons. I used to go on Jow Forums but I didn't find biz till i googled link this year. I also knew about btc in the early days cause of Jow Forums but I usually ignored those threads. Once btc was $400 I bought some and sold at $800 and then ignored crypto because I had a gf during the bull run. I've been back in crypto though since btc was $3,200 and I'm hoping The Powers That Be don't fuck up that institutional bull run we're all hoping for.

Goals and ambitions are the trademark of the wageslave. If you /makeit/ who cares about goals?
I have no desire to continue wageslaving my whole life. I'm willing to die if it means LINK is all just a big scam.

Anons on Jow Forums, Jow Forums and other boards told me how comfy Jow Forums is.

Came to Jow Forums for r34 and trap threads, stayed for the 9gag memes

Ethereum when it was $1.50. All that whining and fighting made me market-buy like 6,000 ETH.

All in UND now.

Natural transition in my Jow Forums life cycle.

Spent my high school years in mid 2ks on /b/, spent the next 2-3 years on /sp/ and Jow Forums while in peak form. Became a lazy pos during the actual difficult years of college and post grad and spent the next 2-3 years on /tv/ and /vg/. Spent 2016 on Jow Forums for the shitshow and made my way over here in late 2017/early 2018 when I became a professional.

I’d imagine that in another 2-3 years I’ll be on /lit/ or wherever else the boomer fucks migrate to next

I came from Jow Forums when one of you link faggots came over and started a link thread. Now im down $200 because I fell for the link $1000 EOY meme. Fucking linkniggers.

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I love this picture so much.

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Hi guys!
I first heard about Biz a few months ago in a CC thread.
I was intrigued!
Thanks for welcoming me and telling me all about chainlink!

Did you sell? If not, then you're not down.
Hold and quit being a faggot.

I've been debating using some of my income to invest in something that can give me stable return, I just want something I can put like 50 to 100 dollars into and get some money into.
Do I have to keep giving money or can I make a one time investment?
I have no idea about any of this and was wondering if I could get some genuine help here to improve my financial situation...

>If not, then you're not down.
Fair point. I just hope the linkfags were right about chain link having a future.

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You should sell right now. Have you not bothered looking into the project? Its a big fucking biz meme.

>You should sell right now.
Why would I sell right now and take a $200 hit when there is the possibility of link going back up to $4 so I can make a small profit?

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Its never going back up

ok

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Well I was checking myself for hemorrhoids one day and noticed an abscess so I went to the doctor and while they were lancing it I screamed "FAGGOT" really loud and someone said I should take that kind of language to Jow Forums, so here we are.

Zoom out, retard

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>Implying normies and zoomers aren't into crypto
Oh you delusional retard.

i came from pol

ok

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Assblaster said we would see $60-200 in the near future and the value will have an upward trend indefinitely.

Dyor we will see $1000 and eventually we will flip bitcoin and be #1

Cringing hard at your attempt at drawing memlines with no basis. Go back to pol you low iq dumb faggot.

Assblaster was exposed as a larp newfag linkie. The level of delusion and cope is astounding.

former Jow Forumsizen here as well
made enough body gains
now making money gains

I'm no newfag, but I do have a comment:

Before Jow Forums and /his/, I would constantly post asking for a /$/ - Money board and a /his/ - History board, because at the time the only places to discuss those topics was /b/ or to some extent Jow Forums, Jow Forumsnew/, or other topicless boards. I was really mad when Jow Forums was created because /$/ was way more elegant.

Anyway this board is shit except for /smg/ and any discussion of bitcoin. shitcoins are shit for a reason.

>2011 /b/ and Jow Forums
>2012 zyzz died
>no Jow Forums, became successful, fucked hundreds of thots, studied at a private university, earned my first 100k
>2018 Jow Forums /sci/ Jow Forums
>2019 Jow Forums and I'm broke again

I saw a youtube video with a kid screaming about chainlink with the israel flag hanging on his wall
Pretty neat huh

>shitcoins are called 'shit' for a reason
that reason is bitcoin maximalist butthurt

how's your measely 20x gains since 5 years doing?

yeah who needs all those 200x gains in 6 months that you missed out on

Fuck you, learn statistics. 200x gains on SOME shitcoins isn't worth total loss on some hundreed shitcoins.

I've always been into bitcoin, litecoin, and dogecoin for the meme. Been totally happy with that. Link may have spiked but I don't see it going anywhere long term, same for ethereum. They just don't have the mindshare necessary to stick around rather than get replaced with something better.

Basically this with a bit other boards thrown in along the way that didn't have a heyday and subsequently go to shit; /ck/, /sci/, Jow Forums have always been on my radar. Also became a fan of 8ch somewhere around 2016

2017. accidentally clicked on it and was interested in crypto because i wanted to buy psychedelics off the dark net

>Fuck you, learn statistics. 200x gains on SOME shitcoins isn't worth total loss on some hundreed shitcoins.
it actually is
if you could take 10% of your crypto portfolio from 2014 and put it into the top 20 coins at the time it would outperform 90% bitcoin to this day

Jow Forums knows this. that's why we're here. the problem is you, old man. you're old and slow and the times are passing you by

this is a link board retard

>you're old and slow and the times are passing you by
That's what every bullfaggot says until the bear market comes. The point isn't winning, it's not losing. Even bitcoin was a huge risk, let alone litecoin (dogecoin was always a joke).

It's great that my coins worked out. It's great that your coins worked out. But none of it was guaranteed and you need to worry more about losing money than gaining money.

i thought crypto would be more fun than the wow ah, i just like making fake money.

Newfag since 2017. Came here to learn more about Link. Also probably here forever.

Knew of it for ages

Came here after Krautchan died

> But none of it was guaranteed and you need to worry more about losing money than gaining money.
You sound like a pussy who's afraid to take risks, and you are.

i started coming here almost two years ago after seeing LINK shilled on r*ddit and now i have to physically restrain myself from saying the n-word in public

This is my first post.

And I am never ever ever selling my stinky linkies.

lol serves you right, faggot. Why would you worry about calling out niggers? Get rich and fuck society's rules.

Take all the risks you like. I focus on not losing everything first, then taking risks. We'll see who's still here in 10 years. Protip: I'll be the guy living in a mansion while you're homeless and harassing pedestrians about how you used to be a millionaire.

in 2016 i inherited 15k. ive been browsing 3chins since 2008 so i figured i go to 3chins finance and investment board to find out what possibilities i have. i saw some bitcoin threads, looked it up, looked at the graph and thought "man, this graph is slowly rising. this looks healthy." so i threw 6k at bitcoin for 600 dollaroos each.

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The 2017 boom had me googling Bitcoin. I had no idea that any altcoins existed. I remember silk road. I knew Jow Forums would have the answers to cryptocurrency secrets. It was exciting times.

very good career path.

When moot finally had enough of u cryptoniggers shitting up Jow Forums and made this shillhole

Oh yeah, right ;)

>Tfw I am now realizing my 9 years of experience shitposting on a greek orthodontics christening bulliten has given me a streets-smarts edge in navigating the beginnings of the 4th industrial revolution

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2017
bitcoin crash
>ignore this board because stupid wagecuck
2019
april 1st, i bought bitcoin @4970

now I can't stop refreshing first page

I know I'll be rich beyond my imaginations, richer than you will ever be. Only a matter of time. You'll be living in a shitty McMansion on the land that I own.

Browsed /b/ in 2011 for all of a week before I found Jow Forums.
Posted on Jow Forums literally daily for 8 years, whilst /wsg/, /ck/ and /o/ were my other ventures.
Found Jow Forums in '14 or '15 while trying to get information on starting a business.
Business worked out for a while until it became too cost prohibitive to carry on.
Started browsing Jow Forums again this week after trying my hand at stock trading.

early 2018 a LINK marine voyaged to pol and spread the word, everything since June 2018 is history

I saw it. Bitcoin in the very beginning. Just 3 years after joining Jow Forums in 2013, the first threads on /b/ with anons screaming autistically about why you need to put your life savings in bitcoin.

We all thought they were shills. Now I am here except its thousands of autistic shills. We should have listened.

/b/>Jow Forums>/x/>/mlp/>/co/>Jow Forums>Jow Forums>Jow Forums

/h/, /e/ and /d/ in 2015

t. degenerate

you into that gay /d/ shit? quit porn, stop eating s o y, start lifting weights; this recipe fixed my brain

I was here when Jow Forums first started years ago and we actually talked about real business (ok a lot of bullshit "side hustle" stuff but still). Jow Forums is a bit longer story.
>lurked a Halo 3 forum in 2008 that talked about /b/ a lot
>went there occasionally but was mostly disgusted because I was like 13
>lurked Jow Forums starting in 2010
>Jow Forums in 2012
>Jow Forums when it started, left for a while, returned June 2017
Didn't make much fucking money in crypto because I held the dip, still up 3x though which is more than some people can say.

>>/mlp/>/co/>Jow Forums>Jow Forums
Holy shit this is a fucked up progression. So backwards.

It should be
>b>co>mlp
--->r9k>pol

Fuck me. I'm putting in buy orders for another 1k. Sergey better not fuck us over and dump.

>believing chart analysis
You poor fool. You deserve to be parted from your money.

Been here since day one faggots where my do/g/e lads at

Googling Bitcoin in 2017 washed me up on these foul shores. Now I cannot leave

newfag here: browsing Jow Forums makes me more horny, therefore less productive. fuck you niggas and your giant tiddies avatars.