Apocalypse is coming

Make sure you buy a nice comfy happening bunker with some of your crypto gains

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> not wanting to be a badass ghoul

Imagine have all that but having to repopulate with a chestlet.

I will do that and live in that bunker, only connection to the outside world will be internet.
I will also get a $5000 massage chair, 12 different onaholes, a sex doll and enough snacks to last me at least 15 years in there

Have sex incel

> not preparing for inflation with deflationary coins like ethplode

imagine that...

flat is justice bitch

Lol’d, and you have a point user. Neet ghouls, world will never recover.

What are you going to do after 2 hours pass and you ate all the snacks?

shitpost on Jow Forums 16 hours a day

Perfect plan with no flaws.

> gets ip range banned
> kills self 3 days into stay

never happens to me

Why, so you can die slowly inside a box?

it is.

I'll move to Japan with my OTO gains, thanks, no need, burger-dorks.

That sounds like hell, and I'm a shut in.

>weeb
> calls others dorks
LOL

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good fallout shelter is too expensive
whole Jow Forums could purchase one though

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You can buy citizenship on a tropical island for 150k. Why would you choose to like like a groundhog over that?

Lol a bunker

If you read any seige accounts, groups of people with guns overpower any private "fortress" and jack all the food.

The best defense is an actual squad tied by bonds stronger than mere acquaintance. Turtling is a disaster during disaster, you have to harass and raid and counter. Just luke muh RTSs

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"Bu-bu-buh muh private security"

L O FUCKING L

They'll rat you out far before shit truly hits the fan. People aren't fond of getting killed by desperate and scared groups of other people. Especially for if your only bond is you pay them