Anyone else here at PWC? Or any other audit firm being a corporate slave?
I am a junior staff or rather a junior slave there. They have me working OT everyday. I just started here 4 months and already want to quite. But stupid me enrolled their courses, leased tesla s, and bought my first home right after signing. In other words, I am stuck now. Or pay fines to get out of this shithole.
My collegues are talking crypto now. Best way and best chance to get from 1k to 1 million.
My question. How?
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Normies buying crypto in 2019 thinking they're smart.
Guess the dump really is coming.
1k to 1m is 1000x. It’s gonna take multiple good flips, to get there. I hold a few projects which won’t 1000x but 10x is doable kek. Fantom, COTI, BPRO and Ultra
even better, you spent 4 years+ in college for the privilege of becoming their slave
chainlink
you need to buy chainlink
btc is expected to go to 1 million.
Buy one btc and wait.
Altseason is about to come. The right project can give you 200-500x return. But you’ll need more than 1k.
I myself believe strongly in exchange tokens. All other tokens have zero utility. I bought BNB when it was 25cents and I have been accumulating Bitcloud’s BPRO token. Imo this is your chance.
Or do nothing and later on tell yourself you should have would have
The believers are only those who, when Allah is mentioned, their hearts become fearful, and when His verses are recited to them, it increases them in faith; and upon their Lord they rely - The ones who establish prayer, and from what We have provided them, they spend. Those are the believers, truly. For them are degrees [of high position] with their Lord and forgiveness and noble provision." (Quran 8:2-4).
Asmah related that the Prophet said: Spend, and do not count, lest Allah counts against you. Do not withhold your money, lest Allah withholds from you. Spend what you can. (Bukhari, Muslim)
Abu Huraira related that the Prophet said: The Lord's commandment for every one of His slaves is, ‘Spend on others, and I will spend on you'. (Bukhari, Muslim)
Lol I always see these pathetic guys and girls driving around in their absoluut minimal audi A3's, Merc A Class, BMW 1 series or Mini. Always with a PwC or Deloitte sticker.
No cool rims, old halogen beams, 110ish horsepower.
Is that why you went to uni?
It always makes me smile passing them in my amg, not having a master or a phd.
OP should take small gains and work your way up.
Or buy high volatile tokens like IOU’s. xFutures is a new platform offering. The first one they did was Akro and it went bananas like 800%. Next up are Dot and Dfinity. If you can get it, the gains are crazy
You would think. But this isn’t even phase 1 of adoption yet.
Jew it with Coti
Coti will open the path to your future!
You are a slave. You're nothing more than a slave and you will forever be a slave. You will work among slaves for the rest of your lives. You will never know freedom for a slave had never known freedom.
You don’t own nothin goyim, work harder if you want more money! Or buy chain link, 1k isn’t gonna get you anywhere. You could buy weed with that and start selling it and invest your profits into crypto though. Why the hell did you buy all that stuff before even being at a job for a year you goofy Norman?
When will coti 10x?
>Altseason is about to come
You're forgetting that Americans can't even buy alts anymore. Binance is kicking them out and even idex requires kyc. Good luck getting 100x without burger bux.
BRO VPN ALWAYS GOOD
Fresh EY seniorfag here.
Just stay 2 or 3 years and take on a comfier controller position in industry.
During these 2 to 3 years, just try to take it up the ass and learn how to do hard-ass work. The insane work ethic you gain from these places will serve you later, even if you decide to start your own business etc. I have a friend who has a "business" but because he is a little shit he's not really getting anywhere. They don't know hard work.
you are a corporate you don't like this. I advice you to look at xfutures, eth staking very safe you can't lose (atleast not in eth value) . You also get free xfutures tokens really awesome . Backed by okex top exchange . Very safe coroporate slave
Starting in a Cyber Security position at Deloitte next year. I also make money through affiliate marketing w/ paid traffic. I make more through aff marketing than the starting salary but I guess my position there is more secure and I only need to spend like 30mins-1 hour a day to maintain my ads.
binance will kyc you retard, vpn wont help if you have american passport/ID
How much do Big4 guys at the States make?
Being a M&A Sr. Associate at one of the firms and making below EUR 90k with 55-65hr avg weeks feels shit. Especially when my tax rate is nearly 40 %.
Atleast I made a months net pay last night through Tesla shorts...
Blue collar worked for me
just get into a skilled trade
cept electric lol
Lmao, eurofag here in Northern europe. My pay is literally 3250 euros a month as an associate, I will get some hundreds more as senior. It's all about exit opportunities here..
We don't even get cars like they do in other countries, nothing.
Monero when the madness starts to happen.
Business school is literally a meme.
>works in big 4
>has a tesla
>house
>probably a gf
>money
>waaaaaah i hate my job
On average a vacancy at PWC gets 15,000 applicants. So be grateful you even have job at such a prestigious firm you ungrateful shit.
how to get into m&a at big4? tell me the path you took user
man if I can afford those things i will work 24h i don't care I would sleep in the fucken office and slave my ass untill I save and buy btc.
>you just absolutely have to be a slave at some point in your life, if you want to make it. Serfdom is good. Independence is bad.
The best example of slave morality so far ladies and gentlemen.
Here is short simple tut how to become the top chad of corpo world
-Socialise with people be nice to them
-Don't talk to much, learn to be good listener instead
-Never talk shit behind people backs but listen to gosips
-Always move quickly around office and act busy, do things fast as if you drank 5 redbulls (will make you loook like you are actually working hard)
-Use people against eachother
-Take other people ideas and pitch them as yours, people will listen when you talk because you don't talk a lot and when you do give simple straight answer (makes you look somewhat smart)
-If you get asked to do something start right away when the person asking is still there even if you have more important tasks (just start it you dont have to finish it)
-Don't be afraid to take blame especially for people under you, defend them but also say you had bad feelings about them however you didnt do anything because he is trying his best and supports whole family finnancialy xD
-If you do something for somebody then try to use the favor back the same week unless they are higher up the food chain
lmao don't make it harder than it is. Just befriend higher ups and bee yourself.
>Got MSc in Finance with 4.7 / 5 GPA.
>Thesis concerned the effect of macro news on certain fields.
>Compiled a small blog out of valuations (mostly domestic smallcaps + Daimler) I made as a hobby, just like the programmers and artists form a "portfolio" of their work.
>Worked as an accountant for 3 years during my time at school.
Atm I am hoping for an exit to a job with shorter hours, since I may be getting a child within a couple of years.
Atleast in Finland it was really easy getting into Big4 M&A. I don't consider myself special at all, some of the guys from the same course as me got into BB, MBB etc.
>leased tesla s, and bought my first home right after signing
JUST
by buying a shitload of TRV and waiting. That simple.
Fuck working for the big 4. I left PWC and got a nice comfy job in the government. When they say 9-5 they mean 9 to 5. None of that extra hour bullshit unless its overtime pay.
I bet it's a clapped out 1st gen A45
thank you user, i just graduated BSc Fin and i myself interviewed for a m&a position but didn't get it. feelsbadman i can't larp as patrick bateman in the office
lol I'm a contractor at PwC. Most bassackwards place I've ever worked at. I've been here for several months and I don't even know what this company even does.
> quit job
> be influencer
> Shill on Jow Forums youtube
> earn money
I used to be in Cyber Security at Deloitte. Good luck finding an hour a day to do anything else lol.
put in a year's worth of time and then go to a smaller private firm or just start your own CPA office after you pass the test
>Not pitching Denarius.
Pleb
Denarius is the true coin for true patricians
He's speaking about how the experience will lead you to gain perseverance and other qualities good for a strong individual. This is master morality, slave morality is doing what would be good for you if you were a slave (kindness, sharing etc). Pls go re-read nietschze
Spotted the angry wage-Cuck who didn’t qualify for the slave position
I did two years at Deloitte. It's funny that when you are going through the recruiting process and people verbally describe working 80 hour weeks and not getting days off, it sounds bad but you just don't get it. You start to get it when it's 10pm on a saturday night, and your manager just has to have this shit to review first thing on sunday fucking morning, and you haven't had a day without working in 26 days. Words just can not describe how hopeless and despondent it feels. At the same time, you can't bring yourself to leave because the culture constantly reinforces how good this is for your career. You are literally sitting next to a guy who makes $500k a year, and he isn't even in charge of the engagement. There are 15,000 people who want your job, but everything else in your life is falling apart. You never see your wife and kids, or can't possibly find a wife. You are getting fatter and fatter because Uncle D buys all your food and you have zero time for exercise. Meanwhile, the actual work you are doing is creating enormous piles of paperwork that you literally hope no one looks at ever again. The whole thing is a recipe for depression, but it led to me being retired at 36. Feel better now, but don't honestly recommend.
>Leasing a car
>Buying a house
You deserve to be a corporate slave you retard
Hmmm rent depreciating asset, buy appreciating asset. As much as this guy fucked up, I don't think its here.
What exactly is your role with PWC? I started with them last month as a DBA and so far my manager and I just chill in a broomcloset playing videogames all day.
Sorry I was assuming he meant 'get a mortgage on a home' not outright buy it in cash considering he just started working.
Yikes
Philopshy is a meme and a waste of time. Stop trying to label stupid shit that doesn’t need to be labeled.
>friend trying to find work with business degree
>only finds offers for shit pay and long hours with full suit and tie requirement
>spent 3 months getting myself some cyber security certifications
>recruiters and contractors flooding my email with high paying offers working stable hours and no dress code
why is cyber security in such high demand?
Based but bluepilled
>he fell for the salary meme
THAT'S RIGHT GOYIM, YOU BETTER SPEND EVERY WAKING HOUR EARNING SHEKELS FOR SCHLOMO LONGNOSEBERG OR YOU'RE A FAILURE IN THE CORPORATE WORLD
t. contractor
Because money is digital now
Yoo, what did you do to get the certifications?
Please friend tell me what you did I'm getting a finance degree right now and am worried I'll only get a low paying job.
Let's not forget the amount of people that fucking die due to the amount of stress. If it ain't people dying, it's people having full on mental breakdowns in the office. I mean fuck yes the money is good, but whats the point when you're a mental wreck at the end of it all?