Be me 5 months ago

>be me 5 months ago
>be 33 year old beta wizard
>cousin asked to be equivalent of a bestman in our culture for his wedding
pic in blue clothing as reference
>tried to set up my beta ass with the other counter part (best woman? or whatever the fuck its called)
>looking forward to it and start to save up for potential dates
>saved up alot as my imagination run wild for the best date ideas
>be last week
>be wedding day
>met the girl during the wedding. never seen her pic before because surprise
>girl was georgeus probably one of the most beautiful creature ive seen
>froze because didnt expect it to be this well
>start stutering and become really clumsy.
>drop the fan when we reach the stage (best man basically do like servants for king in the old days so we fan the bride and groom)
>tried to play it cool
>ffw a 2 hours later.
>time for bride and groom + bestman/woman to eat
>tried making small talk
>she started first.
>"hi user how are you?"
>I'm fine thank you how are you?
>I'm fine user.
>dont know what to say after that
>she tried making a few more small talk and I shut it down in 1 line answer each time
>was supposed to get her number and I even screw that up
>now back to my old beta fag self again
no girl, no date, just a few thousand dollars richer for the date that got burn which i only have myself to blame

Pic related as reference

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Where are you from

sounds like mexico to me

you didn't buyed a blog
>you must be new here

kek

beli bsv bro

Gypsy scum. But seriously get some self help books.

Hahaha apa lanjiao

I think favelanon has some for sale. he'll teach you how to jelk too OP if you send him nudes

Use those extra cash wisely and you will be a wizard no more
Invest in link vidt coti and ftm
Trust me i had 3 hours reading time on investment self help book

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You absolutely useless piece of shit, you can't even reply to this thread. You deserve to be hung from a lamp post for this and everything else

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Woah I think hes targarian

> be me
> best friend marrying a hindu
> shes nice looking so its ok
> be in best man party (a bunch of best mens)
> do dances and be charming
> lots of energy
> fit
> meet and get one brown best girls number
> chat her up on text and cell
> take her camping
> smoke and hang but the fire
> kissing and fooling
> fucked her booty and dropped all my cummies inside her butt

Be me cooking coffee. Drinking. Masturbating. Thats life

bro kau handsome no homo.. kau boleh cari perempuan lagi lawa.. we're all going to make it bros :)

Wanna be rich user?
2 words: Coti

Arsyan is that you?

kau diam la keling
dah la hitam..
kau nampak macam alim
halal ke main crypto?

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Cina makan babi. Berak tak basuh.
India makan lembu.

Melayu power!

ada yang halal ade yang tak.
tapi paling tidak kena paham basic die kalau x tu gamble so haram

Well with the money you saved maybe try some crypto trading
Bitcloudpro app allows you to buy low and sell high from multiple exchanges via one app

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