Okay guys I saw a prostitute last night and all we did was cuddle for the whole hour. Then I paid her and she left. I was too scared to see her nude because my heart began to race when I just lay next to her fully clothed and she was in her dress fully clothed.
She wants to do another appointment tomorrow and slowly work up to getting me to be able to see her naked. I'm so fucking scared guys I don't know what to do please help.
F-A-G-G-O-T
have sex
Drink alcohol.
>Then I paid her
that's how you know it's a larp
can you repeat that for me.. slowly..
Fucking lying pussy, you pay whores up front.
she's scamming you fuckwit
if you wanna scam her back pay a big black friend to pound her while you watch
it'll assert you're alpha
just take your dick out and let her suck, whats the fucking problem
THIS WOMAN JUST WANTS TO DO HER JOB
this
Send me $20 of eth and I'll share some info for hardcore improvement that I received from another user as well. Im charging you for that tho
This is literally the most basic human function. Fucking. Besides shitting and pissing
Tiff....Tiff you will never guess what. Got a new punter last night Tiff he was as green as they come. All he wanted to do was lie next to me fully clothed and sniff my butt! I tried to get him going tiff but he recoiled in horror and was almost a mute it was like trying to have sex with Marcel Marceau Im not kidding. He kept quaking in fear and jesus christ Tiff I had to act all concerned and stuff. I kept going for his crotch to relax him but he wasnt having any of it. I made polite excuses and left after an hour easiest money ever. Anyway Tiff heres the best bit he wants to do it all again but this time requested I sew a big funny shaped B logo to the back of my yoga pants lol this job is killing me Tiff killing me i swear!
just stick it inside her and pee
Be thankful you found one that is willing to introduce you to sex.
Most prostitutes I frequent freak-out when I just want to hug them for an hour
Sounds like a real pro. Lucky you!
I lost my virginity to a prostitute
I regret nothing
Gtfo you're posting this unfunny shit everywhere.
I lost mine in a fingering gangbang (me and a few other homies just passed her around feeling her puss) fucked up off of 3 xanax and liquor, then I dated her. no ragrets
>then I dated her
that shit was tiiiiiiight boi, she was a grade A thot. the only reason I fucked her and they didn't that night/morning was because she felt my boner and knew I was packing a small baseball bat. got my dick sucked, felt my first tits and vag and fucked all in the same hour. unironically better than getting limpdick or fucking a tranny like half of you faggots.
You fucking idiot. This is what they set out to do, talk and not fuck. They know shat they’re doing with your hard earned cash. I had one high quality qt do this to me, i drove two hours to see her and 40min in she’s still yapping away with her clothes on so i just undid my pants got my willy out and stuck it down her throat.
take a shower be in a towel when she arrives, let her give you a massage, get some V if you need to. lay back get a blowie, then she will ride you. Fin
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OP has never been with a prostitute clearly
don't fall in love with her