Guys what does it feel like?

Guys what does it feel like?

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Idk I’ve never smashed a girl this pretty

Cold and wet. If you break it in two down the middle you can share one.

Like Chris Hansen showing up in your kitchen

warm apple pie with two bags of sand on top

LoL. Sir why do you have Mikes hard lemonade and condoms?

I swear I wasn't going to do anything, I just wanted to check and make sure she was okay without her parents home.

Me neither, what do I need? Money? Muscles? Personality? I'm working on all of those but a girl like that seems so far away from me.

>girl

You need to be fit, well dressed, successful in your career/life/hobby/pursuit (not necessarily rich) and socially adept.

All of these can be accomplished without changing your genetics. The last one is probably the hardest for most people, but it is the most important.

Bags of salty coins

That feels like jail time

She looks like she's easily at least 20-23 years old desu

anywhere from 14 to 22 imo

kys

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ive never smashed a girl at all

( v_v)

> but it is the most important.
na. You can be fit and provided you are not totally awkward and weird girls will want to fuck you. Not engaging in conversation is fine. Either act aloof or just quiet/stoic type. They will still want to bang you if you are fit and hot. "Socially adept" does not describe it correctly. Not socially retarded might work better.

No social skills = no pussy, it's that simple.

Knowing how to act around girls is required. Socially adjusted people see it as basic skills, but it is literally an insurmountable hill to climb for many guys who doesn't even know how to talk to people in general, let alone talk to girls, let alone actually get a girl romantically interested, let alone fuck a semi-attractive one.

It's much easier to blame genetics/looks/poverty on one's lack of success though, because then you can establish yourself as a poor victim in your own mind and rationalize to yourself why you shouldn't try harder to put yourself out there to improve or build your skills.

best description ever

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this

best feeling in the world esp if its tight and wet. Like a warm pouch with a body which is all yours

It's really not that hard, I'm a quiet person but I'm very sociable and fun when I want to be. Still not smashing things like OP's pic though.

Get some confidence pussy lol she’s barely a 8 her teeth are dusty

You’re delusional buddy, she definitely has nearly perfect teeth

This, they are sweet and really hit the spot on a hot summer day. But remember to brush your teeth.

I'll probably never fuck a white woman. My one gf was Japanese, and I'll never have a chance to get another. All future sex I have will be with prostitutes, and asian ones are much cheaper.

I have a friend with this same mental illness, if a girl is even remotely youthful looking he's like "dude she's way too young" like shit, what have the kikes done to your brain.

>fit
Note how most of the posts on Jow Forums and the bodybuilding.com forums are people whining that they're still incels even after getting jacked

gross

At first her teeth looked brown. she is still not that good looking

The emotional sensation is way better than the physical feeling if you vibe with her like that

It's one thing fucking a hot girl

It's another fucking a girl and having feelings

But fucking a HOT girl that you have feelings for and that you know wants and needs YOU is fucking phenomenal. Multiply that by 10 if you're in shape. Meme all you want about roasties but if you have all those factors going for you, sex is anything but overrated

ahaha he fell for the traditional japanese waifu meme

She unironically looks like a 30 yo with a bunch of filters