What was the shittiest job you've ever had?
What was the shittiest job you've ever had?
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Wagie at Subway
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Insurance sales 100% commission
Selling windows. Beat out 12 people for a sales job. Never even done it before. Sold $24,000 in windows my first week alone. Told them i quit without notice and keep my check. Give it back to the people who bought windows.
Didn't like lying to people. Aparently i am a very likeable person. I was really self conscious in high school and my buddy was a chad. Couldnt figure out how hes banging 9s and 10s on the reg because he wasnt athletic, muscular, had a speech impediment, and was balding already. It was baffling. He finally told me its all about reading people. Girls like confidence and, you being funny, and making them feel comfortable. This started a 5 year midsion studying body language, reading people, how to be quick witted, etc. It's funny. Terrified as fuck approaching 9-10 as like a 6 on a good day and acting like I'm not nervous at all.
Managed to bag a Stacy from high school in the end and got hitched.
I've only ever had two jobs in my time of working these past 8 years, and they were both pretty decent.
Inspiring
Pizza place ran by indian dudes. They did teach me to throw dough like a pro, but also taught me to stomp roaches and kick them under the fridge. Theyd regularly hand out paychecks and say if you cash them before the end of the week you'd be fired. I got fired on the second paycheck, walked across the street to Ruby Tuesdays and got a job within the hour. Manager was cool and said I could just show up whenever and start waiting tables (no schedule) so I got a second job the next day as line cook in a bar which took me to bartender within the year. If you're ever in Virginia, don't eat at Bella pizza.
My first job at target. Had like 9 managers, all of them women.
same
I started sexually harassing the younger ones and wound up fucking two of them, and even knocked one up (she was late 30's so she was pretty surprised)
too her credit, she aborted our hellspawn, since we both knew that the product of an 18 year old weed addict and an alcoholic failure would most likely wind up with downs syndrome or worse