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Going to new Baber, don't know what to say

What do you guys tell your barber?

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>going to the Barber
never gonna make it, just invest 100 bucks and buy a nice panasonic hairtrimmer, buzzcut

>Used to go to same Baber for last 10 years. I sit down he cut hair. End of

Moved house. Confused and lost. What do you say to the barber? I'm getting a haircut in 2 hours and have no idea

personally i take my fashion tips from the 12th century, so dont ask me. but i understand the lads like to ask for the Hitler Youth cut.

>Implying we have a good hairline

Tell him you want that like "gay Spartan" look. Pic related

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>Spending $100 on a pair of clippers so you can give yourself a buzzcut.
Never. Gonna. Make. It.

Just fuck me up real quick senpai

Give it to me like you been doin it, and don't fuck me up this time neither

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everyccunt up itt should stop cutting hair and shaving- invest in the neckbeard aesthetic and the neckbeard aesthetic will invest in you.

Basically that but without such a sever fade and I keep it longer in the front

haircut doesnt matter if you're a chinlet like pic

I have long hair that I grew out like 7 years ago. I wanna cut it short but im too scared too and I hate the thought of having to go to a fuckin barber every 2 weeks again to get it cut.

> buying cheap shit instead of quality hardware
NEVER EVER gonna make it

Long hair master race reporting. Fuck spending time & money to maintain short hair

Any proper advice?

i go to a salon and get my hair cut by a professional

just say you want an undercut or show them a picture. But only go for an undercut if you are at least a semi chad

I don't have any pictures of what I want.

What would you recommend that's short but not too short.

Not too long

Smart and not crazy

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Buy a flowbee
Seriously

this is why you need to go to a professional

dont get a fucking undercut. the undercut is the standard issue npc-cut de jour. are you an npc? then dont get a fucking undercut.

aspire to the long flowing locks of the cryptoviking, the sysadmin chad. that is our tribe, those are our people.

just grow your fucking hair faggot

What do I SAY to them?

Easy to do that haircut in pic yourself. Especially the back since you're just fading a #3 into a #1 or lower. The top I can cut with my eyes closed, just grab long patches of hair and cut at random until it feels right. Paying $20-50 for a haircut every month is as cucked as it gets

don't listen to this faggot, an undercut looks good on pretty much everyone, if you have shitty hair or don't know what to do with it, just get an undercut and get it over with

normal haircut and they will help you style it to something that looks good on you, will be probably $30-50

It's £10 here which is around$15

I'm not doing it myself FFS

and you have to make an appointment, find a salon near by and say you're a new client

Thanks biz bros.

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they usually have books where you can choose a haircut and he can suggest you a good haircut for your headshape. Talk with them, tell them you want something new something fresh. They will try to do the best since they want to win you as a client just don't be a sperg get out of your comfort zone.

Thanks. I'll do that next time. But I can't afford 40-50
I need one today in a few hours.

Buy a $40 buzzer and buzz your head with a No. 3

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Get some pictures. Find a celebrity that you has the cut you want. If your barber can't work with that productively ie. tell you if it's not going to work, then they aren't a good barber and you might as well just shave your own head.

Thanks that's good advice.

What celebrity's would you recommend? Dont know any :(

Bro how am I going to answer that? Do you look more like Nas X or Danny DeVito?

ive had a shit hairline and thin hair my whole life

it was over before it even began

Hahaha thanks man!

Since the dawn if time , men grow hair

This is a fucking cashcow. Think about it

Cash in hand, no direct tax. Always demand, no degree.

Wish I became a haircutter. Instead of a wage cuck

Reminder long hair is for women. 0 women find long haired men attractive.

Google james bond haircut and pick one of daniel craig’s.

>dude just cut your own hair lmao
I have yet to meet someone who cut their own hair & it wasn't obvious. I remember when a coworker showed up after a fresh self-cut, dude was sent home & told not to come back until he got a real haircut. Literally had to sit him down and explain how it reflected on the entire store. How embarrassing

>as if there is any other option

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It’s unironically called a business cut

T. Cuts his own hair

Get the literal Chad's haircut, the high pompadour.

>makes you look taller
>looks like a lot of work, but not really
>not done to death like the Hitler Youth

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Ponytail/Man-bun

Fuck barbers.

Jow Forums i have unfortunate ears, why are all these haircuts short on the side, is there anything for me or am i doomed to be a incel?

>tfw balding so expensive haircuts by professionals are a waste of shekels

only appropriate if you literally have a neck tat

they find it attractive if you are attractive but you need super nice hair tho

personally ahead of time I like to indicate to everyone that i have insane perspectives on life and you should be prepared to live in a tent with me

My hair legit has the exact same color and texture as pic related. The longer it grows, the more it turns into a matted shell. Even Murray's can barely shape it.

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caring about hair is gay just buzz it with a low 1 all around

is it 1997 again?

stop being a fucking jew mate

don't cut your hair user, there hasn't been one time I went to the barber and then left satisfied

pic related is my hair

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you need to get with the times and cut that shit right off. go to the barber and ask for a close skin fade. when he asks how short say SKIN. and then fade and then max 2 cm on top. bring your look in to the 2010's.

The biz haircut is to not pay somebody else to cut your hair. Either grow it and your beard out like a chad or buy $10 clippers and buzz it yourself.

Pic related is a fade OP. Ask for mid fade on the sides and then just tell him how much length you want off the top. That's it.

good ol NAZI haircut

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Ask for the Vitalik, stupid.

>Implying incels from biz are not getting bald in their young ages.

short on sides and back. let it grow on top.

Talk to him like a man.

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I'll take the hitler youth sir

>actually paying someone to cut your hair
lmao do you pay someone to brush your teeth and wipe your ass for you too

>Baber
OP's typo just gave me a great business idea. What if there were barber shops where babes (slang for attractive women) cut your hair?

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Women can't cut men's hair for shit, and nobody who makes money off their appearance (ie the people who will come in regularly) goes to the barber to look at tits.

there's this place called boardroom salon for men in my area, but it is filled with goblinas.

>he doesn't make other people wipe his ass for free
Never going to make it.

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Or even a better one, forget the babes. Just a normal barbershop where you could order your haircut through a website and describe how you want your hair to be cut or choose from the examples.. that way you don't to do any communications with the barber and neither should he be talking with you while he's cutting your hair, because to me that is personally really annoying.

What if they take out the mirrors and provide horse blinders so you don't even have to look at the barber?

bring a picture, either printed or on your phone. tell you him that's what you want. done.

Low fade, crew cut with a blended taper and 0 on the sides to skin

That would be even better but normal people will find it weird, which would result in no business.

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i bet you wear a scarf too faggot

I've been cutting my own hair for years
nothing is more degrading than tipping a barber who just JUSTD your hair

i've got andis masters, a t-outliner, and some korean shears. Those clippers are made in the USA and last a lifetime with proper maintenance.

I tell him to just fuck my shit up

Thats the point of a barber. You sit down tell him to cut your hair and he cuts it.

No bullshit.

>high time preference consumerism when a much cheaper pair of clippers would achieve the same exact result
I bet you spent $100 on one of those digital bathroom scales that doesn't even work because Bio-electrical impedance is garbage

Nah, just looks professional you NEET fuck

I think sportsclips was trying to do that initially, but attractive women don't want to cut hair for low wages and men don't want to pay more just for that unless if it comes with a happy ending

You can cut your own hair with some electric clippers. Just be conservative with how much you cut off and you'll learn. For every asshole that claims they can tell that you cut your own hair there's hundreds more that paid to get their shit fucked up. I started nearly 10 years ago. Can you imagine how much money I've saved? I like my hair now more than I ever did.

>professional
Only see faggot zoomers with that who are trying to impress some Stacy.

Keep it pretty short on the sides, and have your barber use thinning sheers on the top. You are one of the lucky men who need their hair to be THINNER.

when you get a nice haircut, take pictures on your phone. when you go to a new barber, show them pictures of the haircut you got that you liked.