Why?

she's in her pet cage atm for mouthing off so im checking my investments and reading shitposts on here for a laugh

>pet cage
You joke, but I actually have an "activity basket" in my bedroom for when I'm doing stuff but she wants to hang out, stuff to keep her busy. It has crossword puzzles, sudoku, a slinky, a pack of cards for solitaire, and a rubix cube.

yeah I was joking. She's playing some old msdos game on her pc atm. not sure which one desu

Haven't got a girlfriend.
Had to quit drinking because life falling apart.
Stupidest thing is i dont even have any investments.

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>why
>why why why why why

Because zog has pumped our countries full of millions of desperate insects competing for a limited pool of resources while simultaneously undermining collective morality to perpetuate a constant crisis mode where the past, even though it may have been only a decade ago, now seems as far gone as the Victorian era, leaving us with divided nations polarised by opposing ideologies and populated by a huge swathes of selfish old boomers and low-iq brown people that’ll fight over the expropriation of resources from the actual productive members of society (you and I) once the information revolution gets fully underway and essentially makes them permanently redundant.
Because I don’t want to become a victim by subjecting myself to the whims of fate in a future that’s beginning to look increasingly hostile to me and my ilk. Because the accumulation of wealth is the one and only way I’ll be able to secure an existence for myself free from zog and his mystery meat hordes.

But if you think beers and cuddles are more important then sure let’s order Chinese and see what’s on Netflix

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Based. Good luck when all purchases are under one accepted currency though, and nobody accepts anything but the accepted coin, and money from your digital account is automatically withdrawn and distributed to nignogs if you have too much.

Because I’m on my hour break after starting at 8:30AM and can now peacefully hit my juul and get nicotine - I’m broke right now but I just started this job and today will be a week. From being a NEET to this. I am grateful. My plans are to use the opportunity I have in savings by living with family and go decently in risk with crypto while budgeting accordingly in case I fuck up

What the fuck is a girlfriend ?

Reading with the occasional shitposting is more fun

Haha imagine that, snuggling up to your gf, in your guys' apartment watching lotr with pizza and beer, then fucking the rest of the night. Haha that would be silly.

It's only lunchtime where I live.

Fucking third worlder.

>Why are you on Jow Forums on a Friday evening

I dont choose when bitcoin moves. I have to be there when it does.

And tonight it will move.

Imagine drinking beer consistently like a beta fattie

Why would you be snuggling with a beer?

>I love her and she is a good life long partner

You just answered yourself right here.

>Tuning harps ftw

holy shit it is friday. I'mma put some beer in the fridge and squeeze my asians tits. brb.

fuck off illiterate

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you can lose a lot of money chasing girls, but you don't lose a lot of girls chasing money

>snuggling
what a faggot. I'm going to drink expensive japanese whiskey and then fuck the shit out of my gf in every hole she has

>jap crap
Cringe.

"crap"
I see a real expert here.