/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

dab on the minorities and elderly. This ain‘t your grandma‘s annuity

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LPTX what happening

Bullish

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$3 incoming

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SOON

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>Calling NASA, calling NASA
>This is Apollo 9, condition green
>We've landed on Mars, and all systems are go...

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

steaks tonight boys

jk chicken is on sale

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I so badly want to short the company right now, but I've been keeping my account as a cash account for LCI. Frustrating.

spy ath warned that panic buying must come before any kind of correction, now first panic buying days it seems as vola too high from open to close

xau +0.19%, bynd 234 destroying bad retail investors like tesla used to, eurusd feeling pressure flirting lon term resistance

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You are aware that you can only make 3 round trip trades per week, right?

Yeah, but I have 0 day trades, I've only done 3-5 in 6 months or so of using RobinHood.

Got that BYND put, 59th minute buy
Time for the vegetable squeeze back under $150

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .42% today, good but underperforming the indices. Ah well, my callies have expired good and I got a fat divvy off of GEO (does not mitigate losses). Good day!
Today we're going to a Romano's in Murray, Utah!

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Up about 12.6% today.

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I got fucked by a fake burger. I hate this shit.

I have a 3 step system:
>shill it
>grill it
>kill it
I shill amarin to everybody, then I just fuckin pile drive into it, really turn up the heat on that grill. A week later I get fresh tendies, killin it out here. Up 0.27% today, here‘s the week.

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Up 1% today, let's not speak too much about the rest of the week

Stable position, betting against BYND now with 0.5% of my RH account

Bought more KNG
Everyone should buy more KNG

Meaty +8% with some of that in taken profit. Splendid day.

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AH update, still below strike so i get to keep these gains too. Actually, max gains will put me at around 9.4k for next week.

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Bobo the Bear BTFO

Ror! Up 3% today. It's been a crazy week. About to dip from work, grab some scotch, and go hang out in VR for a while. You guys are great! Never thought Jow Forums would be such a nice addition to my life. Thank you /smg/. May check in again later

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my my...

before the SPY reaches fair value of 400 it must first reach 303, 330 ect so not surprising

up 0.7 percentile, this Week felt like went by too fast

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Todays losses are tomorrows gains, bros. Never forget.

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My SPY puts got raped, all gains for the week lost, still should be positive on the month, at least

beautiful BYND made my portfolio greener again today

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Shorts are going to get the shit squeezed out of them when they have to buy more stock to cover

Advice on which dividend stocks are safe with reliable returns?

PG and JNJ are probably two of the safest stocks out there

also check out: simplysafedividends.com/dividend-safety-scores/

QYLD is the only one you need.

Youll be betting against meme magik unlike the market has ever seen before

Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen.

The magic took them this far
It is over, it is finished
Do you hear me Ethan? Your little charade has gone on long enough
You'll be eating processed pea protein from a tube when I'm done with BYND

Up 2.41% for the week! I limited my options trading and didn't spread myself out too thin. Time to enjoy my weekend

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Reminder that when the market turns, it'll happen FAST. I don't think I ever actually watched this whole thing, I got no idea who Bill Pool is, sounds like a dweeb.

cnb.cx/2OGaEdE

Not clicking that link. U saying we due for a flash crash?

I have no position but my mom does

Heres to wishing you get fugged

i must be the worst investor itt...

>I have no position but my mom does

Missionary with Tyrone and Chad?

Hey I hope your mom takes the nice profit and then buys back in once they let off some steam
I hope we all can get some digging done this weekend. I have to work until midnight tonight and Saturday though

Digging = fugging
Ok I'm done with phoneposting forever this shit drives me up a fugging wall

baggie what's your current investable/invested net worth?

The BYND meat meme stock is officially dead. I will be closing everything and putting it all on puts. Fuck BYND meat. They're going to get so fucked up after earnings. I can't wait to see all you homeless faggots clinging to your worthless shares when we're done with this company.

I dunno probably about 200-250k

then no there are worse investors itt

How much research do you guys do before actually purchasing a stock?
What are signs to look for?

Anybody else snapping up opioid-sued pharma stock? Fire sale at the moment.

yeah but most of that shit is like sitting in accounts i'm going to die before i'll ever be able to spend and it just all goes to my government and beneficiaries.

My mom is the sweetest, nicest, most religious person. Your insults dont work on her she prays for your tainted soul instead.

that's not the only thing she does well on her knees

JNJ is a buy, especially if it keeps dipping.

>Speaking the language of Deutsche Bank
>betting against a cult stock without insider knowledge
Why fuck around? So many people got vaporized playing around with Tesla.

I did DCA somewhat, never got all the way down to my target price of 1.75, which is where I think the insiders were making big buys.

Can't believe I've been holding this shit since March, no wonder I lost faith and trimmed so much. Could've made much more off of it...

LPTX to mars!

No. I wish I had been in the market then, as I usually have limit buys ready to go, and rarely use stop-losses.

I'm just giving a trip down FUD memory lane. I think all time highs is always a time to be wary, NOT a time to say "oh boy, smooth sailing ahead!"

It's just cnbc's link-shortened version of this:
cnbc.com/video/2017/08/03/watch-the-full-rant-cramers-they-know-nothing.html

>we fell short of our projected earnings, but I'd like to announce a new partnership with Elon Musk! A Beyond cooler build into every new Tesla and SpaceX rocket! We're going BeyondEarth™ !

I fail to see your logic there, that could be after 99% losses.

Depends on the stock. Usually I just translate the letters into chinese characters and then use I Ching fortune telling.

Sometimes though I'll look at the company's website, what some analysts have to say, what the P/E ratio and dividend yield are, what the chart looks like and its bollinger bands, any recent news stories, etc.

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Nope, doesnt work baggie, the more vitriol you spew the more you get rekt

divvyfren here.

1. P/E Most stocks I'm willing to purchase at this time in the bull market need to have a p/e under the S&P 500

2. Dividend yield (between 1% and 5%, sometimes I'll look at stocks above (like BTI, T, MO, etc.)

3. Payout Ratio: I'd like it to be under 50 percent but I bend from this rule depending on the company. (FFO for REITs)

4. CAGR: Compound Annual Growth Rate of the dividend

5. Market Cap: Usually needs to be above 10B aka Large Cap for me to invest in

6. Fundamentals: once all that is done, I look at fundamentals to determine the average yoy growth of the company, ensuring competitive moat is wide (the company cannot be easily displaced), their debt to equity ratio, etc, and the multiple the company is trading times cash.

5. Finally, I look at where it is compared to its 52 week high (or ATH) and 52 week low (or ATL) and determine why to see if its catching a fallen knife or buying an undervalued asset.

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>20 year old family guy joke retold as a 4koma with speech bubbles
Wow... you saved this?
I can't decide if that's a cringe or a yikes.

Fucking love divvies though. LMT just crashed after hours and its VERY tempting but above my basis.

What's a good phone app to track your stock portfolio that doesn't require an account?

>cohabiting with your fiancee prior to marriage

Disgusting.

GEO just took a shit too... I kinda want to get more but my bags are already a pretty good size.

Congrats. I remember when LCI was up once.

The Fed's low interest rate nonsense has caused a massive over-valuation of the stock market. It's too hot. Just look at how markets reacted to the audacious and totally unprecedented idea of raising interest rates ... by 0.05? It's a glass house built upon the conception that institutions will keep on getting free money and shoving it in stocks, not any real or realistically projected increase in actual economic value. What the fuck actually warrants a 30% increase in the S&P 500 in the span of two or three years?

Either the Federal Reserve will raise interest rates and let the market flop from the delusional high it stands at, or the effects of inflation materialize to such a degree that the Federal Reserve is forced to let it flop.

Thoughts on BGS? Just checked their cash flow and balance sheet, both look much better than the current price suggests. P/E is also low.

Powell has the right idea. He’s getting mind fucked by trump though. Even after the interest rate rising in dec 2018, the market recovered. Now the market is demanding a cut and will ask for another and another until there’s no more room left to cut.

I would be up 3.5% instead of 2.5 % this week. Fuck TURkey. Any TMUS holders here?

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Considering going all in on VNQ and becoming a REITchad because dividends and low volatility. Is this retarded?

Post screenshot of your puts. BYND is seriously overbought but I think earnings day will be in line with projections and the stock will pump due to euphoria.

me short @ 3029 never filled even though hit that price many times -_-;
alittle annoyed no going into weekend with ez short

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The market recovered? Wasn’t that due to the plunge protection team and the Pivot™?

Trump actually spoke directly to the American people to tell them, “buy stocks, incel”

;_;

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Do you have a list of stocks you'd like to buy at low prices when the next recession hits?

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the recession has been canceled, plunge protection team is fully operational and will not allow the market to wreck the boomer's retirements

Smallcap index.

1. It's about hitting the targeted inflation rate, we have consistently been below 2%
2. Everyone else is cutting, so if we don't cut the dollar continues to get stronger, which will move us eve further from the targeted inflation rate and give international competitors pricing advantages in trade to sell their goods.

u should start poasting ur entries and stuff again, I really liked that. I'm going to start daytradies again, I've been too busy the last month and a half to knock any out
I wonder what % of smg had inappropriate experiences at a young age. Probably higher than normal :(

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So what do /smg/ regulars do to make money when the SM is closed? Are there other ways I can get into the hustle on other exchanges or other methods?

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Do you have a job

I considered giving blowjobs on the street corner after midnight. Could be making an extra G but it turns out I'm allergic to semen and also I'm not gay.

that photo has a few weeks

Yes. I work a regular desk job Mon-Fri.
Same.
Sorry I updated with something else.

But seriously is there a side hustle for experienced traders off regular market hours? Like trading stuff on international markets or something else?

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do you use a pony-tail ?

>not using https on Jow Forums
bro

Forex

Or crypto if you have balls

Crypto

Or forex if you have balls

So divvyfren you don’t own any shares of F?

>Not watching danberu on the stairmaster at the gym
NGMI, it's literally what I'm about to do
>I hope the normies don't think I'm a pervert, but I get the feeling they already do. I can't help but glance when objects move in the periphery of my vision!

>boomer's retirements
SEE PIC RELATED

Mostly bluechips, some insane growth companies as well (TTD), off the top of my head...
>2x(DIS+MCD), PEP, AAPL, AMZN, JNJ, COST, MRK, LMT, MA, NVDA, AMD, PG
Who am I forgetting?

>inb4 just get an index fund
true, and I'll be missing out on all the gains I don't see coming, but I'll also be avoiding the collapse of companies that fail to change with the times. KHC comes to mind.

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>they’re propping it up
>they’re protecting it
>they’re pumping it
Brainlet here. How exactly do they do this?

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Any advice on mining/oil stocks? Is anyone following the developments with NAK and if there is going to be solution for their EPA issue?

KHC took specific and careful steps to depress their stock valuation as much as possible, while keeping their core business impossibly strong.
They had some random accountants that they found on the street to forge lower earnings and higher acquisition costs, just so that they could admit fraud to the SEC and shake out even more weak hands

The truth is, they're sitting on a treasure trove of extremely powerful and valuable food products. They subbed in a new CEO and gave him a fresh slate by basically churning up and acknowledging all the bad news at the beginning of the year.

I shouldn't be sharing this information publicly, but you only live once. KHC is sitting on the most powerful meat replacement yet. People have forgotten that KHC is the most advanced food processing company in the world. They have LMT skunk-works levels of food processing stealth technology that most people can't even imagine. Their fake meat product won't hit shelves until 2020, it might not even be announced until then. But no one knows when the announcement will be. Just be careful and don't be too greedy with your entry timing, because this stock is about to go nuts

Just buy shit with magic money
Google quantitative easing and read about, anyone who exists in the economy should have a rough idea of what it is, because it effects everyone

Had, iirc, several buy orders. Stock was under said price but purchase never happened. That normal on robinhood?

Guys! Supreme court made a ruling today allowing The Donald to use up to 2.5 billy pentagon funds for The Wall. Long steel!

latimes.com/politics/story/2019-07-26/supreme-court-trump-in-border-wall-funding-dispute

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Who hired you to lie like this?
Was it the rat?

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Bought FNGU a month ago

Bough small caps yesterday time for them to catch up, based FNGU shrugged off the netflix and tesla gap downs like it was nothing

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What was the spread

I only lie to women