Fuck I just realized
All Chainlink does is connect smart contracts. It's a fucking ethernet cable.
Fuck I just realized
Ethan Turner
Parker Parker
AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID I BUY
Kevin White
Then why don’t you make one and profit from it?
Samuel Gonzalez
>fuck i just realize "insert low IQ thought here"
Jordan James
Fuck i just realized
theres like zero customers for link
literally nobody needs link yet
Austin Ross
not only that! it's an ethernet cable that you need to pay to use for every data package you want to receive!
Hudson Collins
> Global Ethernet cable market is 6566 Mil
6.5BN marketcap when?
Lucas White
Why can't I just make a bot that checks api stuff and set up an if/then command in excel and synch that to a database
Noah Reed
you finally understood what a json parser does
Dylan Lopez
More like TCP/IP
Brayden Adams
This
Imagine buying a new ethernet cable everytime you wanted to use the internet.
Link is a complex “solution” already met by existing enterprise API aggregation services. Link is worse than an ethernet cable, it’s like a cable that needs to be replaced after one use.
Justin Diaz
OMG A VLOOKUP STOLE ALL MY LINKS I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
Alexander Mitchell
>Ethernet cables were required for every home modem setup between 1990 and 2011 in order to function properly. They still get used and come with every broadband setup to this date. Literally the most essential but underrated part of the process to connect to the plethora of knowledge that is the internet.
What are you trying to say? That my link will mature in value and stay that was for more than a two decades because everyone will use it? That sounds about right.
Liam Johnson
because it's cheaper to make a smart contract than running a shitbox/vps 24/7
Thomas Cooper
Just wait until you figure out that the Chainlink token serves no purpose at all and is totally worthless
Jacob Thompson
>all the internet does is connect computers to each other
James Russell
All the internet does is connect computers , what a worthless piece of shit.
Jordan Price
when you put it like that it makes me want to buy more
Brody Cooper
Ethernet cables already exist. You don't need funny internet tokens to use them
Eli Ortiz
i do
Kevin Cruz
Aiden Rogers
Nobody ever spent $1000 on a 12 foot cat5e.
Looks like we're fucked.