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1st for gay aliens

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10 hours 50 minutes
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you made the thread 30 posts early
risk of extinction before morning is increased
sleep is death

Daily reminder that New Age tm Ideology is descended from pre-war German naturism and continental Theosophy via Steiner. Marianne Williamson might be super hot, but she is a herald of genocide, ariosophy, and ersatz perennialist neo-paganism as a smokescreen for elite rule.

I do want to drop some 4-aco and look at the stars with her tho
I'm so ready, daytrading a rat cute will be rad

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GET LEADY

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>Weird though how in the west anime appeals to the types who are less likely to pay for a 720p stream and more likely to download a torrent of a 4k UHD Bluray rip instead.

I would say that's because Chinese people have a longer history of contact with Japanese cultural product which make things like anime being more mainstream than the west. Of course there are still many people that would pirate and torrent them but the amount of people that do so are insignificant compares to the overall mass.

>I did hear that a big manga pirate was arrested in the Phillipines recently, so they might be cracking down on piracy.
He was the operator of Mangamura. It mainly serve Japanese audience. Last year, it was very public about it's act on piracy that caused Japanese publishers and government to join hand and do something about it. Apparently the site gain millions of USD every month through piracy by adding hidden ads and mining script into the website. Ultimately the Japanese government declared an emergency status saying such sort of piracy endangered the livelihood of those who're working in the industry and asked ISPs to "voluntarily" ban those sites.

Apples and pears were blossoming
Mist on the river floating
On the bank Katyusha stepped out
On the high steep bank
Stepped out, started a song
About one grey steppe eagle
About her loved one
Whose letters she cherished
Oh song, maiden's song
Fly towards the clear sun
And to the warrior on a far away border
Bring Katyusha's greeting
May he remember this simple maiden
And hear her singing
May he save our motherland
And love, Katyusha will save

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Is bowl america the only meme stock that actually isn't a meme? Also I took a nap after getting off from work so I could stay up all night and stress about amarin ER this morning.

Also rip Grant Thompson.

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YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?!

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IT IS THE ONLY GAME

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Rastsvetali yabloni i grushi,
Poplyli tumany nad rekoy;
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy.
Vykhodila, pesnyu zavodila
Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla,
Pro togo, kotorogo lyubila,
Pro togo, ch'i pis'ma beregla.
Oy, ty pesnya, pesenka devich'ya,
Ty leti za yasnym solntsem vsled,
I boytsu na dal'nem pogranich'e
Ot Katyushi pereday privet.
Pust' on vspomnit devushku prostuyu,
Pust' uslyshit', kak ona poet,
Pust' on zemlyu berezhet rodnuyu,
A lyubov' Katyusha sberezhet.
Rasshchvetali yabloni i grushi,
Poplyli tumany nad rekoy;
Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy

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oh jeez that is a really insightful explanation
Westerners see it as more foreign and odd, so the odd types who learned how to use the internet well are a bigger part of the audience...

The piracy probably is a real risk to the livelihood of people in the industry. Music piracy gave me a bigger variety of music to listen to, but if I look at where the money goes, I bet a bigger and bigger amount is going to fewer and fewer people.

Like that guy who bought the rights to all of Taylor Swift's music... He probably takes in like ~98% of all the revenue from streaming music.

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y'alls' ost taste is ass
here, take a real one
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Ready for the Bullrun
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What is there even to do on fed cut day?
90% chance he cuts a quarter of a point, and large specs already bought PM, steel, and industrials, so I get fucked if I try to, right?

Kinda just want to sleep in tbdesu

What are your big moves fampai?

>scrotum in the catalog
They do it for free, I guess we get what we pay for.

posts like these take away from the posts you make that are more on-point where you really know what you're talking about

Williamson is not a hard theosophist, she's just a fuzzy spiritualist
her views are far less of a 'smokescreen for the elite' than the other B.S. that the demms are saying out there
she isn't super hot, the whole thing about our girl Marianne is that she seems like the type of lady you could toss in the back of a van and have a little fun with.
she and Tulsi stand leagues above the other empty headed stooges


wanna see my saccy?

say the pledge of allegiance and say a prayer to the American Jesus
put a dollar on your shrine
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It's not about what happens if everything proceeds as anticipated. That will be a low volatility outcome. What you want to consider is what to do if a surprise happens. I am about 60% long 40% cash right now. The 40% is set aside specifically to trade the volatility this morning if things develop that way; some short, some cheapie grabs if possible, perhaps some in the vix.

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>descended from pre-war German naturism
>continental Theosophy
>Steiner
>genocide, ariosophy, and ersatz perennialist neo-paganism
All of that sounds extremely appealing
If only it was true

LCIguy BTFO

So... make no moves and hodl?
Maybe some of the big money is waiting for Powell to actually confirm the cut before they pile into silver and steel. Maybe?

And fuzzy spirutualist is accurate. She’s not super hot but she looks like she has some nice honkers for her size, and would probably be down for any kinky shit you could think up.

I’m having a hard time figuring out who believes their own shit from this crowd right now. Sure they’re all manipulative, but some of those woo-woo incense ladies believe their nebulous spiel.

This makes a lot of sense to me. The “dream big” impossible dream for me would be grabbing tvix and riding it up so I can use the profits to by all the fresh new cheapies. Seems nearly impossible to do well.

I kinda just want to sleep in tomorrow, but I guess that would be silly since there’s always a chance things could go wrong.

Powell seems like he’s learned some humility from December bear attack

but I literally, no joké, believe reckless conjecture and baseless speculation to be more powerful tools of deduction than reasonable analysis when dealing with people's motivations (particularly spiritual). I doubt Mrs. Williamson knows what theosophy is, true, but that doesn't mean she isn't operating on an unbroken current of ideology which reaches back to some very strange places. Also did you know that if you make stuff up, put it into writing, and get people to read it it sometimes retroactively becomes true? Also not joking, you can warp reality a little bit for everyone by shaking up people's perceptual timelines/reality tunnels

also poast balls

Is it a good idea to buy stock that is floating near its all time low (but the company seems to be doing ok)?

What do you define as a meme

I mean, if it seems to be doing ok then why the fuck not? There's usually something being hidden though so keep reading.
Which one is it?

I would say sounds good but I hope you have more to go on than "seem to be doing ok"

>The piracy probably is a real risk to the livelihood of people in the industry.
Yeah, but the situation is not as straightforward as it seems.
After WWII, Japanese constitution have laws that ban censorship, except during emergency situation. The purpose why the occupying power add such a condition to the Japanese constitution was to ensure the freedom of press and prevent pre-wwii media regulation that aided the rise of militarism from happening again. But then, a few years ago the Japanese incited this condition and told ISPs to ban child porn because of emergency on child safety, and now they cited emergency on livelihood of people in the pan-anime industry to make ISPs ban purated content, there are some (not much) amount of worry that the Japanese government might continue to ban various other content using these kind of reasons and ultimately damage freedom of expression

PBYI

deutch bank up 3.7% or so today, took a gamble on a short. Who's with me?

Deutsche Bank probably

Deutsche Bank is done for.
Nice Hitler Dubs while destroying Hitler's legacy.

GUYS I HAVE MADE SO MUCH MONEY TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LISTENED TO SNSS user AND BOUGHT PES

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Bump

I don't even know how it's legal, but amarin just shot up right now. Looks like i'll have a good day tomorrow.

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It does look shitty, but it hit all time lows and might pump for a while. I would have bought in at $9 if I watched this and put my stop loss at 8.75 since it looks decent for a short term pump.
But don't hold it for too long or if you do, move your stop loss up with it and pray it passes 10.50 with exuberance.

all thetas are coalescing towards 25 bp with 25 more bp in the net 9 months
no big deal
priced in

the fact of the matter is, Jerome and Donald are still in a good position at this table. The EU is bleeding chips. China is putting on a strong face, and sure they can try and outlast us, but really this will hurt them more than it will hurt us.
They might take HK in the interim, who knows.
Iran is a question mark, but it's a "known unknown", not an "unknown unknown"

The "unknown unknown" right now is human behavior primarily, and business credit secondary.

nah to 40% of what you posted

I'm pm you my nuts sometime on movie night
they're one of my best features IMO

nice
good
but also, get a real job for some extra income

PES going to 0.4 today probably.

Oh man, I just noticed I bought gopro at 5.04 back in mid July. Completely forgot I had a resting buy order for it, thank fuck I hit 2 profit targets before this garbage ass stock started dumping again..

After review of the economy, the interest rate on the field stands. The entire market will be charged with their first time out.

Thanks. Bought at 9.30

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this is one of the best Taylor swift song
shes like 30+ now though
what you think

Reminder that you will quickly learn why I'm the God of Calls. I'm the only true shot caller in this biz prison.

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FOMC decision

call it little guy

25bp is hard EV

PESchads DISPENSE THE CANDY

Will this be the biggest sell the news event of the century?

not about fomc decision. it's all about technicals. we are at 11 premarket, told you it was the last time a few days ago GE was below 10$

>another trip obsessed with TA
There‘s a reason you don‘t see any trips here obsessed with TA

Ok but did you buy PES tho?

i dont buy penny stocks

there is a reason why 90% of my calls are correct, that's why i started tripfagging, you will quickly learn that when i say something you better listen kiddo.

>not about fomc decision
you could have said something reasonable like "my projection is FOMC EV-neutral"
but you didn't say that, did you

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it was already priced in by insiders. it's ok if you dont know how to read charts.

Probably gets on a greatest hits list.

I told everybody to short silver yesterday and now look at it!

....
'priced in' is what EV -neutral means
do your best, don't let the weight of the world drag you down, but it seems you've never been educated in or worked in the markets for real
I'm rooting for you
but 99.99% chance you're a retard


I sold the rest of my paper silver yesterday, but still have plenty of physical

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SNSS user when are we selling PES?

I like "red" and "We Are Never Getting Back Together" too, because I'm a total causal Taylor Swift fan. Meaning, I like her ultra pop-songs written by other people more than all the songs she wrote herself.

'All Too Well' is OK but not the same as a pop anthem compared to the others

she's still a total qt a person, even though she's old now
she just got super lucky to have ~120IQ, moderate-high attractiveness, and QT autism all at the same time
once I start breeding qt autistic girls, I'll make a bunch of those

It's known that Taylor browses Jow Forums so even though she's old, she's always ours

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>Taylor Swift - Red was 7 (seven) years ago

jesus christ FUCK time
what is going on here
it really fells like it was just yesterday
AHHHHHHHH zoomers beware
this will happen to you too

all of taylor's songs are good nobody said they weren't it's ok to like a famous person's songs just bee yourself. I like "Shake it off" the best, especially the movie remix version from Sing.

the pure dance pop direction is a mistake all songs now suck. should go back to country and country-pop

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nah man it was yesterday. I was 24 then and i'm still 24 now.

listen you got trips, so good job on that

but if you really think that 'shake it off' is her best song you are mistaken
we got some stuff here:

"I Almost Do"
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
"Red"
"Love Story"

would be my top 4
baggie can probably add another 5 songs from her early catalogue that are better than "shake it off"

shake it off sucked

trouble made her the best dub step artist all time

I was 21-22
I haven't really changed
I remember driving long drives listening to some of the songs on that album
but FUCK time man

Where do you rate "I Almost Do"?

>Guys! Something moved 2%!!! I called it!!!!!

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cashed everything out

a decent i guess. ours, teardrops on guitar, crazier, today was a fairytale and innocent are better ones :P less known i guess but definitely better written songs

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If you have made money, whenever you want. I plan on watching how it acts today and then making my decision on my selling price point based on that, however it could be as high as $3 because the reason the stock tanked the way it did on the last ER was fear of a restructuring. That restructuring didn't happen and their cash on hand actually increased as did profits, meaning the stock no longer has any reason to stay below early 2019/late 2018 price.

Hope you guys bought SPY puts. Today's the big one.

1000 a thousand big ones throng and writhe below
Jerome sees them all
it will be different this time
but, it really will be
it will always be different in ways that you can't understand
that's what the future is if you aren't the person making the future
the internet offers a million billion unhealthy and unnatural opportunities to the humans
but this time, the combination of internet and algos might take us a little bit higher than anyone would have ever thought to imagine.


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you don't have to believe it
you don't have to believe me
but some years from now you will accept it, you will accept it, you will accept yourself

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HAWKISH FED
HAWKISH FED

COME ON BABY GIVE ME THOSE SWEET SWEET BIPS
LEMME SEE 50 OH YEAH SHOW ME 50 BIPS BABY YEAHHHHH

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Powell takes the mic, we've decided to raise the borrowing rate 2% because fuck you. I'm not taking any questions at this time.

The Pre-market volume on PES is already 240k. When the market opens you will believe money can fly.

ok I can’t even tell you what I did - ok I’ll tell you no Dont do it! Well I never called 911 before! It was the dang “Neighborhood Watch!” You know sometimes they take their job MUCH too seriously! OMG back to stocks tomorrow! I am guilty of bothering the police actually thinking a woman’s life and her sweet young son might be in danger. She is ok just finally answered my text- the “man” was her brother who just went over to “look” at the house his sister rented! He had trouble with the key. She didn’t answer phone or text until just now said she had fallen asleep so tired from packing. Good she is ok and no need to do anything about a man who claimed to be “insert sister’s name” what I don’t understand is why he said he WAS “sister’s name” Was he a comedian? He said I’m “insert sister’s name” and we rented this place. When the neighborhood watch lady said she talked to “insert sister’s name” I said, “ What about the man? She saiid that was”insert sister’s name”

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How did you lose 58 grand?

dont buy penny stocks pump and dumps people. scammers own the supply

I don't pick pump and dumps, I pick stocks with long term value.

>away for a week
>my MSFT stonks made me $500 while you fags still losing money on opshuns
>baggie changed name to "TheJUSTED"
how was last week friends?

That's the dude that was selling spreads on volatility and got fucked..

pretty boring, all considered
big day ahead with the FOMC

what is your favorite 2 Taylor Swift (or Brand New) songs?

I'm more of a James Taylor than a Taylor Swift (fun fact: she was named Taylor after him).

Last week sucked, this week is shaping up to be better though.

he was selling and buying for arbitrage
as if there was some value there, in the robinhood options market
the whole point of the robinhood options exchange is that it's a joke to take money from the new traders
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get bogged

Looks like he reverse arbitraged.

ya
plenty of opportunities to do that

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why did you change your name?
are you still a two thousandaire?

no the satanic jews took all my money

Are you SURE it was the Jews, Baggie?

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Ror! Fenneko

we saw them do it
Baggie is a jew so he stole his own moneys

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How's everyone doing; first time back on here since like February. Decided to put more cash into investing since I've been working a bunch.

Hope everyone is doing well and making fat cash. We still shill AMRS?

that dream is dead

buy ATVI and renew your WoW Classic subscription

yes.. if they have a strong future...

I got justed.

Any advice on cheap broker in canada for small accounts (

all in AMRS
about to pop off to the moon
if no balls, just buy safe picks like SGMO, KHC,and KNG

Ror! Most of us here have less than $100k. Select few have more. Apparently the average was between $6-10k. But idk canadanon

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all the canucks use that cuckhold TDs shit.