OHHHHHH WAGGGGIEEEE

Just woke up. Trying to pinch a loaf quick so I’m not late for my boss.

Beats being homeless and work keeps your mind busy. When you are unemployed, your mind goes haywire due to boredom. Work is part of human nature.

NEET life ahhhhhhh
Just got out of bed (it's 1:30pm) about to make a bacon sandwich and watch some anime this afternoon. Life is good.

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What the fuck. Don’t you have any personal projects or hobbies? Even when I’m off for several weeks at a time I can’t do everything I want. Is this a cope for people who are uninteresting/do nothing?

As a former forced NEET, how do you guys stay sane? After about a month or two, the routine of computer time, steam games, and anime got stale. What keeps you guys going?

Probably just jumping on biz to berate wagies

Hobbies need money. When you are NEET you are on the Government cheese program, you will broke and depressed.

dude just wageslave for 50 years lmao

>berated by boss for being shy and not interacting with coworkers
>other boss despises me for having an attitude problem and lack of motivation
looks like my neet days are returning, surprised I lasted over 3 months. not even engineering is safe for neets and aspies. any combination of introversion, anxiety, depression, low self esteem will be interpreted as being stuck up and hating everyone.

Im waiting for my 10k link to moon. When Im rich Ill let poorfag NEETs live with me if they take hormones.

im 6'3 and fit, are you into twunks?

Good arb thanks for the tip

>6'3

King of manlets in 2019

Nice gem

>You are a good master, master.
>My hole itches for you cock
>Ah, yeas, stroke my dick while you fuck my asspussy, oh, Master!
>I am honored to be allowed to live by your side among these other beautiful ladies(men), I owe my life an happyness to you, my beloved Master
>I'm so glad you didn't miss out on buying TRUE for 61% cheaper than other exchanges while shorting OKeX and made all of this possible

Thanks user

> Imagine not spending a rate decision day in sweatpants drinking fine coffee with cannabis
Yikes

I'm living in my parent's house rent free while they travel overseas and collecting NEET bucks for doing absolutely nothing. Rather comfy but devoid of meaning. I need to do something. Not sure what.

Just dropped a hard Eth

Based

>CNBC
>Fox News
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD BOOMERS

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God I fucking hate waging. I don't even have enough LINK to make it so I might as well kill myself now I guess.
The worst part about wageslavery are the slaves. Like these literal niggers at my job get on my ass about me using my phone on "company time" when the CEO fires his "technology manager" for saying we need more powerful computers before we can take on more clients.

Why you would have any fucking loyalty to this company is beyond fucking me.

I'm on vacation you stupid fucking neet. Also my workplace is super comfy.

How much do you have?

3.8k. Need 10k minimum.

Giving blood is that considered waging

Idk about that.

It won’t matter if this shit goes beyond $100.

Just keep accumulating.

Even at $1000 EoY that's a mere 3.8 million. Not enough to avoid Western civ collapse. That will be basically poverty level when the breakaway society comes about.

I'm currently on holiday (3rd month out of 4) and can LARP as a NEET and I fucking hate it i wake up everyday without a goal... the only thing fun about being a NEET is being able to workout 4 times a week on 10 hrs of sleep
> dont take the NEETpill

>Imagine falling for this

Kek nice scam ERC20 clone

You deserve to fail in life.

Fagget, fuck you.

I'm sitting at my desk in my big ass office shitposting and making money while you larp about having happiness because you're watching some news rag about stocks all alone.
I drink wagie tears in my coffee.

why are all NEETs so insecure? Pathetic

Cope

Got a comfy job at a comfy company after 2 years of being a hopeless NEET. During NEETdom I thought I was fucked/not cut out for the corporate world and wanted to go be ski patrol somewhere or teach English in China. Lucked tf out.

Now I’m eating my cozy corporate breakfast, will do some bullshit work, then cozy corporate lunch, then drink my libcuck kombucha and do more bullshit work inbetween shitposting.

I fucking love these threads, when I don’t want to do my wageslavery, I realize how fucking bad most wagies have it. Y’all need a job at one of these progressive tech companies that spends too much on employee benefits, nitro coffee, and kombucha. You can do it frens, my retarded ass figured it out.

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But.. I'm a fucking white male.
The barrier to me entering such an organisation is that I need actual technical knowledge.

Do you actually work for Google? How did you do it? Help my pathetic NEET ass. Do I study CS then move to the US?

imagine being such a cuck you use waging as an excuse to "keep your mind busy" instead of destroying zoomers all day on fortnite
epitome of cope posting

google is genuinely hard a fuck to get into but you can do it if you study and study. there's lots of other companies that treat you just as well.

So you never leave the house? yikes

Jesus fuck, do you not read, exercise, play instruments, or do anything? I have basically never been bored in my life. Boredom is a strong sign of NPC mindset

Study what?

I’m a straight white cisgendered male. Rare breed in my org. I feel like I got lucky in the respect that my interviews were occurring right around the time that the company was in hot water for discriminating against white males lmao.

It’s tough, but you’re going to have to cuck yourself as a means to getting your best shot into the industry as a white cis male. I was a filthy, filthy lib in highschool so I channeled tf out of that energy in my interviews.

This is a weird complaint, but it’s tough as fuck to overcome getting stereotyped as a “bro” by all your peers if you’re just a semi-normal white straight dude in tech. Gotta walk on eggshells 24-7.

Potentially. I’d recommend learning the absolute fuck out of their Ads and Analytics platform, getting certified, and then getting some experience at a digital marketing agency running Ads / Analytics accounts. That will get your resume in the door, but you gotta play the rest perfectly. There’s a lot online about it.

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i can't you hear over my soon-to-be-astronimical OTO flipping gains.

I don't really care. I already failed in life by following my Dad's advice. Now I'm trying to succeed so I never have to talk to him again.

You realize a lot of """wagies" have it easy. I can also go get coffee at my leisure. And shoot the shit about summer life and plans. You and I are both shitposting ALL DAY LONG. Only difference is im making nearly 6 figures. Oh and last night I had sex. Ya know...that think you should "have"

What this guy said. The higher paying jobs, the less you actually do. Some of my easiest and best jobs were near effortless on my part. You'd be surprised with how much shitposting can be done at a job that isn't some retail hellhole or warehouse sweatshop.

Most NEETs don't do any of that. They just wallow in their own self-pity and then cope by playing pretend online. Most NEETs are NEETs because they are depressed, and when you're depressed you don't feel like doing anything.

How do I get a decent job when I'm basically unhirable?

gotta work shit jobs until you save up enough money to get certs or further your education

Or have friends that can vouch for you "work ethic" so you can slide into the workplace easy

Or be lucky enough to know that rich and successful guy who likes you a lot.

Tell me what to study faggot.

LOL

Depends on the area, but robotics isn't a bad choice since people are going crazy over automation. My friend got into robotics and got a job who works with Toyota. He helps out on the programming side. But you know, that requires college, and it might be oversaturated by the time you're finished.

If you're not too hot on spending 4+ years in college, you could always go into a coding boot camp where they teach you shit like web design, UI/UX, back-end coding. It's much cheaper and much shorter than any college. Some boot camps require no cost until you actually land a job. My other friend did a coding boot camp, and was able to get a job 3 months after he was done.

I heard trades are in demand recently since all the boomers are finally starting to die and millennials/zoomers were taught that "trades r ghey" so very little of them bothered with them. If you can land an apprenticeship, you're pretty much set.

I don't really want to go back to school and I hate coding.

Maybe I should just try for IT?
That'd be a lot easier if I could study at work didn't have dumb niggers telling me how important it is to be watching some jackass's car I can't afford every second of every day

>You'll love the team here. We also have you your very own office!
>Let's take a picture of you in your office to commemorate this!
>Very nice heh heh heh. Now let's get to work!
>*Click*

Going to buy a boardgame and get some shopping done before I work opening shift tomorrow, I dont mind, I'm excited because opening shift means ez calm work for most of it and fuckloads of tips

I'm 18 and what I'm trying to do right now is just show far more willingness to work and do the jobs no one else likes while building a friendship with my manager, who wants to leave her job. She got manager after two years, so hopefully I can get it as quickly

IT is solid, but it also covers a wide range so if you do go for it, make sure you get a good look into it.

Maybe if I keep smoking a pack of cigarettes a day I’ll die and the suffering can end.

What game?

This. I was a NEET this summer (going back to Uni in the fall though) and it was amazing. I finally had several hours at a time to really go deep into a book/piano and exercise wasn’t constrained by anything.
Feels good.

Its hump day
I want to die.

>watching CIA propaganda

I have no problems with hump day anymore. I've trained my brain to enjoy all the secret joys leading up the weekend. Wednesdays i basically just fart around and do nothing at all because i can make it up on thursday and thursday is like "Friday's Eve" So I can do whatever i want on Thursday night knowing that friday is usually a chill day anyhow. In fact I just remembered my team just elected to work remote on Friday because they dont want to deal with the hassle of commuting during Lollapalooza so pretty much a 3day weekend for me. Anyhow, Mondays and Tuesdays are still a bit rough but i think the worst thing about training this rapid mindset that "wednesday is essentially the start of the weekend" is that the actual weekend goes by faster and feels smaller and more on the cusp of monday because im already relaxing by wednesday.

tuesdays nights i usually go see a movie. mondays are my chill and rest days. At least until NFL starts backup

thanks

this

How do i get into wageslaving 80 hours a week and bringing home over 70k with no skills or training? atm i am earning 300 dollars usd a week

Imagine slaving for a company owned by jews that censors and distorts every truth there is in this world.

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I never knew this until in group therapy every agreed that they saw me as arrogant. I'm introverted and anxious.

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