What's going to kill you post moon?

Anyone else worried how much the Link singularity will shorten their life?
Pic related will be the death of me if we hit $1000

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Huge tits. Self induced suffocation.

Possibly the best possible way to clog pop

Kek are you a girl or a tranny?

Probably a black guy with a sharpened toothbrush because I was too jewish to pay the appropriate taxes.

If you fail to pay taxes you usually go to club fed with the other nonviolent offenses. From what I read its fairly lax since most people there didn't harm or scam anyone aside from Uncle Sam.

one of my biggest dreams is learning to pilot a helicopter

Wouldn't surprise me if I end up splatter on a mountain side wearing a wing suit

avalanche / traumatic brain injury from skiing pow. or racing moto's , or motor vehicle accident on the freeway - never know

Same thing as pre-moon, crippling lonliness

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I think they meant suffocating themselves in someone elses tits

not knowing i could have sold at $4, been all in TRV, and hit $5M well before Chainlink hit $20 (if it ever does)

I'll see you at the dealership, fren. I'm getting a purple one that glows in the dark and plays the trolololo soundbite on the horn

Getting obliterated when my speed boat hits jumps a rogue wave at 200mph.

A rocket bike on some skis is gonna kill you? I will almost certainly OD in the middle of a FFFM orgy.

such a great bike. Driving a r6 feels so poor ;_;

>'driving' a motorcycle

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Love the new r6.
Toying with getting an msport s1000rr but won't be paying $80,000 for the hp4 race for a while yet.

You just don't know brother, but that's ok

what you drive right now retard ?
>if you never ridden before you probably wont die on it because you'll try cruisers and end up a fat boomer riding around on harley

Got several bikes my man.
Currently a stripple RS, Panigale 1299, KTM 500 sumo, BSA bantam and a BMW GS.
Don't insult me by calling me a Harley rider!

though so faggot you don't need another bike lol
just get new 2020 rr with none-durpy eyes
all my homies ride that shit and its fun and safe.

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getting hit on a bike sucks man
trust me. im crippled 4 life.

You ride them, you don't 'drive' them cretin

>Implying being a fat harley sneans boomer with investment properties isn’t the ultimate goal

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Honestly I'm a fucking 36k wage slave who makes bad investment choices but getting hit on a bike has unironically caused the biggest paycheck of my life to be coming my way.

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fucking millennians ruined everything we love

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Vector M12. Wanted it since I was 12, it's the most autistic supercar ever made. Perfect for me

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Respect to you man and sorry for your loss.

This, but at least you get a nice car out of it.

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This isn't a generational thing. Proper terminology for operating a motorcycle is "riding"

Anything with the old Lambo 5.7L v12 is a winner

My fuckin nigga right here

A lot of stinkies will wrap their super cars around trees.

I was talking about generation of millennial snowflakes not riding bikes because they were cucked by agenda

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I think it was the Porsche 911 (930) that was affectionately known as the businessman killer back in the 70's.
I wonder which car will be known as the Link marine killer

Die to stds from all the unprotected sex I'm gonna have.

That's very 80's

is that your bike? how much did you get? did you get injured?

I’m a very conservative driver, so I’ll be just enjoying my Aston Martin at moderate speeds.

What’s definitely going to kill me is the lack of sleep and paranoia when some members of my family find out I’m loaded.

Yeah I got $20k for a bike crash that didn't hurt me at all, and I got paid out more for the bike than I bought it for, and then broke it for parts and made back half its value again. Was the best money spinner I ever had.