Ror! It's too rate! This hot air balloon is rising, and the shorts will piss themselves jumping off. I almost feel bad for the ones who are gonna jump off at $20.
That GE dip was bought fast. from 10.8 to 10.05 to 10.57 now... 10$ held.
Aiden Evans
Excel is malware, libreoffice best
Lincoln Sullivan
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.
i hope the fed reserve cuts interests. imagine all the MAGA that would happen
Chase Fisher
I applied for McDonalds and got rejected My rent is due tomorrow and Im flat broke, I have a doctorate in philosophy Mc.... fucking...... AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LIFEEEE
Easton Murphy
>I applied for McDonalds and got rejected Were you overqualified?
I'm long on QQQ and sold an otm covered call with a .10 delta to capture any gains from the announcement. I have a married itm put just in case papa jerome does something funky.
Will sell the put soon after the announcement if its positive news.
Christian Mitchell
YOLo on VIX EOW calls
Anthony Stewart
>degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts lol he knows who we are why u so triggered rn?
do you guys know about risk management? you dont watch your porfolio go down 80% ffs.
Hunter Edwards
It's the elites move to lower. >More available debt >Debt grows 'assets' exponentially >Inflation fucks over the peaons. I hate kikes and usery, but the alternative actually seems worse
I don't get why you would ever sell naked. The fucking greed of some people jesus.
Christian Gray
I have 50k. Tell me what to buy Jow Forums
Hunter Lopez
its been happening for almost two weeks. when will it drop to 6?
Jaxson Hernandez
tons of people sell options, the math looks really really good until you get a 5 standard deviation move and lose 10 years worth of profits in days
Brandon Jones
all in MSFT, it's a discount today
Noah Watson
Are they doing that in your town too? New 'luxury' apartments where the only luxury is paying out the ass to get cancer from all that Chinese crap building supplies? That'll double the next housing bubble. Once home prices drop, they'll drop the rent and turn into shitholes, killing property values.
Anthony Carter
ACB
Sebastian Taylor
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
AAPL doing nicely today. JNJ looks like one of the few safe but discounted stocks out there these days
>yeah, he was selling tons of natty calls and blew up in like 3 days Their trade docs got uploaded for the world to see how arrogant and reckless they were trading investor's money. These fucktards should be in jail by now.
only one I've done any research on is MAIN and I'm considering investing in it during a market correction or crash. I stay away from most REITs, MLPs and I know nothing about first hawaiian. There are a boatload of leasholds in hawaii so it could be a good investment but they may be sitting with empty properties because no one is going to buy a lease hold in a down market because when recovery time hits it still would likley be worth less than what was paid for it.
William Bell
gonna make a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich with some cream cheese, and buffalo wing jack cheese i got from wisconsin
