WAKE ME UP INSIDE

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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WHY?

AAPL was fantastic today.

Wtf just happened?

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

WAKE ME UP

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>WHY?
rate cuts
>Wtf just happened?
rate cuts
>WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS
RATE CUTS WERE A MISTAKE

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>-0.70%
fucking boomers

>less than 1%
Is this news worthy for you boomers? Absolute state

>-0.75%
>-0.61%
>-0.70%

is this supposed to be bad?

not what you expect on RATE CUT day.

>boomers pink wojaking over -1%

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> -0.75%
HOLY FUCK THAT VOLATILITY

dow is -1.23 now.

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Its nothing and no one on this board knows shit.

Kid I missed out on over 200k by not selling LINK at 4$ and I didn't even touch my pink wojak folder. I'm baffled this actually exists.

AND SO I BEHELD A PALE HORSE

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Dumb zoomers not realizing that a 1% swing on the SPY translates to $50,000 swings for people who have actual money

It needs to drop about 10% more for me to get some good divvy stocks on discount

at this rate Dow will be 0 by the end of the day

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someone want to tell me what the fuck is happening?

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The feds cut rated

How do we capitalize off of this?

It’s ok btc is tanking now too.

buy gold or btc? c'mon man lurk more

>RATE CUTS
>MARKET DROPS
>????
more liquidity = more zombie companies leeching off nanny fed = more buybacks =/ STOCKS DUMPING?

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they cut rates at all time stock market highs instead of within a recession. It's a bad sign.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

who shorted the market?
why didn the government allow this to happen?

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SAVE ME

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this. people are already scared of a huge recession, and actions like this suggest their fears are warranted (as the fed is doing everything it can to pre-empt such a recession - why would they do that if it wasn't a real threat)?

arent cut supposed to make stocks go higher?

I mean, if you can't hold treasury bonds because the rate is low = you buy stocks.

right?

ok now buy the dip you fucking idiots

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Suicide time at -10% then. Can't wait! DAY OF PILLOW INCOMING!

Silverchads rise up

>fed rate currently at historically low levels
>stock market doing great
>unemployment at historical lows
>everyone feels rich, economy must be doing well
>fed starts cutting rates
And then you get the mass realization starting to seep in
>wtf, maybe the economic outlook really isn’t all that good.
>wtf, the fed can’t do much to save us from recession this time
>time to get the fuck off this impending train wreck

HAPPY RATE CUT DAY

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Then why don't you literally just make one(1) good trade in crypto, profit 20%, put everything in bonds and never have to worry about finance again