>1. Get undercut haircut. #1 or #2 along sides, long down middle. >2. Lift heavy weights. Achieve 185 / 225 / 315 on bench, squat, deadlift as the standard baseline >3. Always stir up conversation with people no matter what. #1 and #2 will make them bask in your attention. >4. Always be job hunting to some capacity. There's so much opportunity out there it's painful. >5. Have regular skincare routine and sleep 8 hours a day minimum
ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD. You still get at least 4 hours a day for your degenerate hobbies even with all this and people will see you like a real life stable Bateman.
i actually prefer to waste my whole day OP. stop trying so hard. just focus on making money, other people are nothing but a waste of energy.
Evan Hughes
You forgot diet retard, can do all that but if you are stuffing down chick fil a waffle fries, large cokes, and 6 packs of soi boy craft ipas every weekend you will look like shit
>track calories >eat lots of veggies >lean proteins >less carbs >no processed sugary bullshit, replace with fruit >cut alcohol intake down as much as possible
Juan Hughes
I do all of that except number 3. Ex royal marine that literally can not be fucking assed listening to some roastie talk about her 5 quid cup of coffee.
Nathaniel Barnes
>less proteins Kys thanks
Ryan Garcia
based
Jonathan Hernandez
>wanting to slave for kikes in 2019 id rather be homeless than work for somebody else you literal cuck. kys
Eli Adams
Imagine vying this hard for the attention of vapid roasties.
An undercut isn't going to fix your goofy face and muscles won't fix your twink frame.
Luis Butler
i can barely lift the bar
Noah Ward
IT WON'T MOVE YOUR MAXILLA FORWARD AND WON'T GIVE YOU MORE BONE MASS IN YOUR CHIN YOU BLUEPILLED STUPID FAGGOT LDAR IT'S OVER FOR YOU