Fuck biz. My boomer neighbor across the street (rural area) whom I don’t talk to caught me staring at him mowing his lawn from upstairs through this big window... He waved at me and I quickly stepped aside out of the view. Does he think I’m an autist now??? How should I make things normal? Should I drive off somewhere and honk at him twice?
Fuck biz...
Gavin Wood
Alexander Long
youre such a fucking loser good god how are social interactions this hard for people. guaruntee hes forgotten it
Carter Campbell
Now he's going to sneak into your house at night while you sleep and run over your dick with his lawnmower
Austin Miller
>Should I drive off somewhere and honk at him twice?
Do this. Universal sign of friendship.
Nathan Hill
Kek definitely do the horn thing
Nolan Bennett
Use the horn, be carefull about the duration of both horns.
Nathan Torres
Shit, good point. Don't wanna piss the guy off even more. Fuck OP, you're in a sticky situation here.
Chase Roberts
OP is fucked enough as is. Just about anything he could possibly do from here on would likely result in his neighbor killing him. Since any future chance of friendship has been obliterated, OP must establish dominance, preferably by setting fire to his neighbors lawn. It's kill or be killed at this point.
Carter Torres
Is a triple honk too aggressive? Or does it show stronger friendship?
Josiah Turner
depends on the type of honk