These things fucking suck!!

I've tried several different flavors and so far they were all trash! Anyone here try this shit?

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Their so popular here in houston.

The little bottles called redline that the same company makes are the real shit. You drink about 2 oz and it... well, it does the fucking job let's say that.

They all taste like cologne mixed with something that will turn you gay. The most tolerable one I've tried was the pina colada flavored one, but even then there is sti something off to it, this is the last one im ever buying.

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Root beer is decent, and black cherry vanilla is delicious.

There popular here in ny

I remember chugging redline shots in highschool with my friends. Probably gave myself a heart condition.

its a pre workout you dumb fuck. you're not suppose to like it.

Seriously I drank about 3 energy drinks a day for years before I tried these little fuckers (cut back now that I'm not working at a call center[not fucking pajeet, it was Apple Care]) and half a bottle zoomed me right the fuck up. My face was hot my hands were numb, I'm surprised they are even legal it's basically liquid meth.

I HATE IT!!!!!!

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Eh, i like actually sipping though.

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Pour some over ice

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N-no u.

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Man I still drink 2-3 monsters a day and barely feel it if I do at all.

There used to be monster shots that were like redline. Me and my best bud would chug 3 energy shots in a row like morons to "try to get high"....I saw colors and shit, probably could have died just being an idiot.

That's the most red neck hillbilly thing ever. Who the hell can even finish 1 of these?

I'm only on monster rehab (original) and rockstar hydrate (orange flavor) now because they are non carbonated and so it's lovely to pour those fuckers over ice

I keked

Yea the rehab ones are pretty good, im pissed off they stopped selling the greentea rehab monsters in Florida, those things blew my mind when i tried one back in 2014. :( too bad i didn't buy any btc or eth back then instead.

I was at Apple Care and looking on exchanges and thought to myself (literally) 'fuck I missed btc because it's 300 now' and could have purchased thousands worth kekekekek

Bang Bang Bang! No Sleep Gang!!! Fucking shower in that shit

Fucking zoomer.

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these taste like shit and don't do anything, you fell for the marketing meme

Man its such bullshit, they don't even make the greentea one anymore... why is the illuminati so gay?!?!?!?

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Kek we got the green tea in Idaho. It's got some jap dragon on the front. I get them from time to time also the yerba mate ones...

Has anyone ever had balls energy drink? I don't know if they still make it, was blueberry flavored and came in a blue glass bottle. Best sips ever.

They at least put a decent amount of caffeine, im not a retard who drinks these everyday, i usually drink coffee.

Cold brew is the way to go my man. Get yourself a cold brew machine and some Folgers and make a fucking half gallon at a time

Black cherry vanilla is pretty good. I switched to Celsius though. Tastes great and seems healthier.

Those are like 500 my of caffeine

Cold brew is my fav liquid crack

>Likes Pina Colada
>Already gay

Bawls was the hot shit. I think they brought it back, but dunno if it's still the same great flavor

Maybe ill be trying this one more time, I'll get the black cherry vanilla, but I'll bet those taste horrible as well.

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>300 mg caffeine
Sounds awful

They all taste too heavily of artificial sweetener

Lemon drop, cherry blade lemonade, purple haze, blue razz, citrus twist are money. Provides good energy.

I don't like them, its too much. They make me feel shitty and then I crash hard. Coffee is the way, maybe an occasional redbull

Ask me how i know you zoom?

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Yea, this is it. I'm fucking sticking to rehab, i just realized all the replies telling me to try the other bang flavors are all fucking zoom zooms.

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bang is great, you're a retard

kek

And you're a fucking zoomer.

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Is it a drink for gay Asian businessmen?

Why hasn't Oliet sued this company yet?

Just another zoomer fad.

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These sips suck even worse, and the color reminds me other the water that drians down everyones drains from their showers into the sewers i saw on the show dirty jobs.

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Instagram marketed energy drink

Of the*

These drinks give me tonsil stones. Those nasty little popcorn looking things that smell like shit.

Nasty. Ash? Thay you?

Hey retards welcome to 300mg of anhydrous caffeine. Not a big deal and not magic.

Try the original flavor, it is much better than the others. Pic related

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Wow gross drink bleach haha

I. Like. To. Sip.
Now fuck off.

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They're literally better than amphetamine, what are you on about..?

FUCK OFF ZOOMER FAGGOT!!

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IT'LL SHRINK YOUR DICK!!

A kid literally just died from drinking like 6 cans of monster a day, you are probably not far behind.

you can grab some at fry's here in texas, i didn't know it was super caffeinated

sour heads is best heads