Cash deposit at bank desk

>cash deposit at bank desk
>''Hurr durr system is kind of slow''
>''Sorry, transaction didn't go through we have to try again''
>success.exe
>walk out
>check bank account from phone
>Cash deposit processed 2x doubling up my money
>mfw it was €1.5k x2
wat do? Do I just take out all money and move to another bank or wait and see if they will find the error?

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they will find it

No they won't

withdraw everything buy oto cash 10x in a month and THEN secure your profits

They will find the error.

They always find it

+ honesty is good for the soul.

I've had it happen a few times. You're on the hook for the extra money. Same when they give you too much or an ATM gives you too much. I've had that happen too. They take it right out of your account.

Take all the money out of the account and then close it. You are no longer legally responsible for a bank account with no outstanding balance.

If you take out the whole money and they find the mistake, it will look very fucking suspicious, because when you find a mistake like that you have to report it to the bank asap. Just start slowly withdrawing some money, like 200, then 100, then 300 over a couple of weeks, but most likely they will find the mistake I bet. Just play it cool. Then when almost all is withdrawn and some time has gone by, switch to some other bank. Then when they maybe finally discover the mistake, you have a better chance saying "I didn't notice it" or some other bs.

Happened to me in the UK too.
>Withdraw £400
>Check bank account, didn't register
>Go to bank, ask to see account statement
>Withdrawal still not registered
>ff 3 days
>withdrawal registered
Dunno, I'll give them 2 weeks to find the error before I spend it

I'm pretty sure withdrawing everything right after making a deposit is going to raise some flags

No, they don't. The rumors spread among the population is that bank have automated fraud detection systems and such, truth is, all they have is a bunch of Boomers manually checking sql databases.

Any of those can affect my credit rating
I'm not fucking it up for 1.5k

If I deposited 5k I'd make a run for it though kek

>Your credit rating is fucked because of a bank error
That’s not how it works user.

If i withdraw all money and they find error, account will be at -1.5k leaving outstanding balance, which I have no intention of giving back

I'm aware that it's a manual process. One of those Boomers will end up finding the mistake.

This happened to me on coinbase in 2017.
I stole 7 btc from them before caught

it's august, 90% of spain is on holiday/vacation. spainfags are more of brainlets when it comes to work.
I don't expect the mistake to be found any time soon

>one of those Boomer fags sleeping and waiting for his pension will surely find out
Top Kek

99.9% chance they will catch it and remove the money.

thats stealing though. They fucked up so the money is yours

Police will get involved.

transfer to coinbase, close bank account

I work at a bank. It will be found.

>I work at a bank
and I'm a Wendy's chef that makes 60K a year, get on my level

Just withdraw it all and change bank it's their problem

stop it right there user, that money is not your

Stop right there criminal scum

No, it's stealing if you try to keep it.

>Buy BTC with all your money
>Leave society and build an underground man cave
>Shit and piss in a bucket
>Lose perception of time
>Come out of the man cave, bring the bucket
>Bank has collapsed, BTC is now the world currency
>Pour bucket on cashier to repay the 1500 €

Don't touch the excess money, let them know to expedite the process.

Uuh not really

not your cash not your money. as long as your money is in the vank it iant your money. all you have legally speaking is a claim to that money. if the bank goes under so you are fucked. all you have to do is remove that money and if you get asked say you didnt notice anything, if they show you the error say well I dont remember it could have been two times onepointfivekeuros. than they can do anything.

>you are now aware most 2019 Jow Forums posters are unironical paycheck-to-paycheck normies

Send it all to your other bank account, you have one right?

yeah, I've several.
but nope, I think i'm not touching the money, let it stay until they find out and I'll play a victim and demand compensation for their stupid mistake