We should adopt a system that accepts Chucke Cheese tokens as currency. Imagine buying a new Lamborghini with 153,345,654 Chucke Cheese tokens. The grind is real!
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Bro that sounds legendary! You’d see strippers at the club being pelted with Chucke Cheese tokens and it would make bank robberies interesting. How would this impact the structure of the banking system?
You dont have enough tickets
Post yfw the Chuck E Cheese market fails
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chuck e cheese tokens have intrinsic value because you can exchange em for a pizza mouse plush
So what's the exchange value to USD?
a central bank of chucke cheese coins would be established so that 5 year olds can have someone to blame when their tokens fall out of their pocket in the ball pit. Users will also have a digital wallet. The vision is for these tokens to be used as the first "world currency" that will be usable in every country in the world.
Chucke Cheese tokens are definitely the stronger currency. USD to CCT would be like $1=345,654 CCT approximately.
Chucke Cheese tokens will be controlled and backed by some minion looking motherfuckers located in a remote location in South America
Hold on, so you're telling me that the laffy taffy I can get for 30 tickets which can either be worth 1 CCT at minimum is valued differently here?
Explain. How han Laffy Taffy be inherently worth more at Chuck E Cheese?
Yeah this doesn't make sense. You're going to tell me right now why the value is so fluid? How do tickets fit into the equation?
Good question! This guy fails to include an explanation on the inflation rates and this tickets are incorporated in this proposed system.
Shouldn’t it be the other way 1 CCT= $345,654 USD?
Unironically Zuckbucks (a chuck-e-cheese token created out of thin air) is about to make me rich.
Too Crazy a price imo. This is where laffy taffy comes in. The amount of cash it would take to buy laffy taffy is equal to the value of tickets.
Yes that's correct. 1 CCT=$345,654 USD Tickets are factored in by exchange rate. The exchange rate is 1 CCT= 3 tickets approximately
A laffy taffy is worth inherently more at Chucke Cheese because kids see laffy taffys as an experimental drug.
According to Chuckenomics 101, Zuckbucks are invalid because they are tainted by the dirty hands of Jews and need to be avoided so the Chuckeconomy does not become controlled by big nosed Jews. If Jews control the Chuckeconomy, it will no longer be clean but rather dirty and infested with Jewish policy.
What positions have the political parties taken on this issue?
Republicans would love to develop more experimental economies so they support this change in the system. Democrats find some value in this system but would rather it be controlled by Jews. Libertarians love experimenting so of course they support it. It allows for new ways to purchase weed.