Tezos ELI5

Anyone that understands tezos? I bought it because I think itll pump when it hits CB Pro then most likely CB app a week later. I heard a lot of the tokens are locked up in baking, what does this even mean, staked? The order books are extremely thin on shit volume exchanges right now.

Is this another "Eth killer?"

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It will unironically kill Ethereum

ETH is an unscalable basedboy shitcoin full of reddit bagholders merely used for ponzi schemes and scams, it's intrisic value is $5

>Is this another "Eth killer?"
Basically. Only slower and with languages programmers hardly use.

Thats what i was reading, its not Java Script, so, why would this "kill eth" if eth is widely used as the smart contract creation platform?

we are about 24-48 hours from a pump that looks like 17 pumps
if you're not in, immediately neck urself

it's already happening. Moon mission is go

is Tezos better than Cardano?

You can stake with it but it takes 35 days to start getting xtz @7% per annum. Hopefully the self government mechanism will being this down to 30 minutes.

baking is a fancy term for masternodes and/or staking

moon mission is starting faggots

i got my comfy space suit on user, we're gonna make it

hello fellow comfy lads. I'm strapped in

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LETS FUCKING GO

>the self-amending ledger
gay and never going to make it

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no one can
doesn't do anything other than muh staking

>javascript
>good

pick 1.
you normie faggots who don't understand anything about programming srsly make me chuckle. a widely used language does not automatically make it good.

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*baking

god i wish that was me
how man Tezos to be a slave to these girls

if you hold you can bake a loaf of bread

Ico buyer here. Doubt it will kill Ethereum but it's far technically superior. Anyone owning Ethereum after they fucked up by making functions default to public & documenting it wrong deserves to be reamed in the ass

100% in XTZ ATM

tezos will kill brapper and 0xBitcoin

> Thinks JavaScript is good for smart contracts handling hundreds of millions of dollars
Never change, buy more Eth, hedge with EOS & Ripple as well

>tezos will kill brapper and 0xBitcoin

you are just stringing words together.

cope brapfag

>cope brapfag

please. brap is memecoin garbage.

MUDDDDDDAAAAAAA
FUCCCCKKKKKIIIINNNNG
PPAAAAAMMMMMMPPPP IITTTTTTTT

and? tezos will eat all the memecoins

tell us more nostradamus
you clearly spend a lot of time polishing your crystal balls

crystal balls for me
sweaty balls for you
tezos to the moon

ok, i don't often say this, but you have persuaded me

Because when you are putting millions of dollars into a smart contract you want to use the most secure language, not the easiest to use

But Ethereum is written in JavaScript and JavaScript has more developers

it is at best incredibly simplistic to suggest ethereum is written in javascript. web3 is written in javascript. geth is written in go. parity is rust. etc