Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
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Free advanced charting tools:
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koyfin.com
finscreener.com
Real-time market news:
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ThinkorSwim
Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
Stock screener
finviz.com
tradingview.com
Premarket Data:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Previously on /smg/:
>scared money don't make no money
eh... you're young so you can afford to go bankrupt a few times I guess...
But survivorship bias + discounting the downside risk can fuck you up.
During a recession?
Earn and invest as much as possible while the stock market is down. Invest in the USA.
The best way to increase your investment returns is to increase your income...
>That gap up
this doesn't seem like the best time to get in... I'm looking more towards gaps down right now, hence RGR.
Dividend juicy as fuck tho. May "diversify" away from MO and towards BTI a bit if it takes any major pain before EX-date.
God I wish that ciggy were my bepis.
First for writing covered calls.
accumulating income streams
cash inflows every week
cash inflows every month
the money keeps coming to me
the crab can go where he will
I am growing stronger still
I can get 4 of them.
Daily reminder: SNSS will never moon. Sell meme stock now! And keep in mind: dividends are your frens.
Buy F
you should have bought before and
also they have the best cigs and most diversified e-cig portfolio
imma bout to go all in on AYX
I dont know what im doing
Probably short stock and then buy a protective call to limit loses in case of upside.
It's buying a put without theta dicking you. Unless I'm missing something its a good strat when you're down
DETAILS ON THEIR ECIGS PLZZZ?!
Seems like the brits totally approve of vapes.
I’ve had them on my watchlist for awhile and just freed up some cash. Is it still worth getting into or should I wait for a dip?
If I remember correctly they cornered the marketshare in Poland and some other countries
And the Vuse saves you money on Nic salt or something by half of the juul price
>discounting the downside risk can fuck you up.
100% too many around here will learn this lesson from the school of hard knocks
R8 my new folio bros
that's silly
if we crab sideways for the next decade you will just lose money
you want to secure yields
divvy stocks and selling calls
be the theta
be the one dicking
Not enough LCI
Holy shit baggie what a recovery
proud of u bagsy. may u get gainz amen
Im not going to tell you to fomo in on a 7% day man
Honestly at my college and most colleges in the south Vapes are hot topic and I know a few brands people fucking live if you want some names
>15067793
heh.
Frenly reminder!
>b-but I'm finally profitable
>l-long holds are tax effective, even though long-holding a profitable company would've made me exponentially richer if I had done the same dip-buying
don't @ me with your tired responses.
Jesus, imagine if you'd just gone with a safe name like PG.
lay it on me.
Like juul is popular but the fact they can only sell like 2 types of pods in stores is killing the amount of juuls I see now, however noveau is a great brand , eonsmoke is making juul compatible pods and capes that are basically juuls and actually have good flavors. Phyx isn’t popular at all in the south but I hear from some of my northern classmates that they’re all the rage on the Eastern seaboard
Sourins are hot too
Oh yeah, phyx, I have a friend who is using that and seems to really like it.
But I think FDA is requiring compliance soon and the names most likely to successfully do so are the big ones/
>Sourins
This is actually cool concept...
I wonder if juul can get a battery pack traveler thing going
why do only douchebags vape? Its always the same guys that wear sunglasses into stores...
Do girls ever vape? probably not.. because only lame guys vape....
Why is that?
I get all my shit from a vape shop, and little known fact about colleges. People have fake IDs, they’re gonna get their nicotine in some way so I don’t see the regulations really killing too much buisness. And most vape shops if you hand them a fake they’re not gonna care
you shouldn't tell them all the secrets...
You must’ve never gone to a bar, literally if people see you vaping they will come up and ask for a hit even if they don’t own one. Girls are usually the worst about vaping.
I know some girls that vape, and they suck. Most girls at my college juul though — they fucking name their juuls too and one time someone I knew lost theirs and they organized a school wide search for it.
Well, it's good to see AMD is already recovering again.
>KERN down 13% today
Fug
>You must’ve never gone to a bar
i play pool at a different bar almost every single night........
They ask for a hit but they'll never buy one.. it's like a fat girl.. or a moped.. it's fun to do... until your friends find out.....................
>Girls are usually the worst about vaping.
I only ever see girls vape their weed...... they may have a vape but only use it when some beta orbitor gives them juice
thats pretty cringe.....
i cant believe none of you asshats talk about AYX, blows my mind. keep gambling on your biopharmashits
I do the Juul, it's fucking great. I really wish they had these when I was in highschool. It would have been fucking awesome.
Fuck me... XLP was on sale yesterday too, despite having a large portion of PG.
TWLO this morning, MRVL yesterday...
I hate myself right now a little...
As someone who smokes ciggies I hate the Juul culture because ciggie culture is great and more of a community thing. Having said that though they are kinda cool when you’re really drunk.
But if they ask for a hit and never buy one then cringey Guys will buy even more to compensate for their lost juice, I’m not really here to argue I just have a little insight into what today’s college students are buying
TD Ameritrade's mobile app got an update.
It's overall an improvement.
>I just have a little insight into what today’s college students are buying
ok
Next SNSS news is Aug 7th.
We'll be breaking $1 within 3 days of that.
There is no volume right now because everyone is holding a bag and waiting
globenewswire.com
I like that 1000 shares of PES. Big talk after Stacey mentioned mergers on the CC yesterday that they might be merging with Crosby to gain the dual benefit of a stock price boost for PES and to let Crosby take public investments without filing their own IPO
So anybody got recommendations for banks or credit unions? Was thinking of opening one to store funds and keeping my us bank card open for the 5 percent cashback categories, then storing my funds elsewhere. Was thinking of Alliant CredIt Union, but then Greendot dropped that debit cashback which is pretty enticing.
Rest of this board is crypto children so I don't bother asking them.
Time to shill some $ATE
Canadian biotech developing anti inflammatory drug ( Naproxen +H2S donator).
Currently in phase 2b (results very soon) and they want to sell or cooperate with a biotech marketleader for phase 3.
NSAIDs like Naproxen are really fugly for GI tract but $ATE's drug does not only not have this problem but it seems to have an even stronger effect on inflammation and pain reduction.
Results and studies so far:
youtube.com
Please wait until the 19th so I can collect my premium on these $1 calls thx fren
>Guys will buy even more to compensate for their lost juice
Yep.
My hope is that juuls are becoming the new "buy a pack and let's go party this weekend!"
Buy a juul kit, hit the bars, lose it somewhere, don't care because lol I'm not an addict, repeat next weekend.
Remember that you should be overweight genetics companies
the next two or three decades will be about genetics
unfortunately, the really interesting genetics work won't happen in Western countries for ethical reasons
but there are still plenty of companies that you can invest in now to reap the profits
I figured the meme was worth throwing 200 dollars at.
>MNKD
Who will be the first to make CRISPR big PP treatment?
Have we mapped which parts of the human genome boost T production and make big PP gains?
STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH
what the fuck who was selling down there...
I don't think that you need CRSPR for that. You only need to reactivate those testo receptors in your dick and your body will do the rest. At max you have to smear testo gel on your pp.
I dont really trust this shit. Tradingview gets things wrong sometimes. When I look at the same chart on different platforms they look slightly different sometimes. On Tradingview it also happens that when you draw trendlines and then switch timeframe those exact same trendlines don't work anymore.
>At max you have to smear testo gel on your pp.
jej
I'm hoping that there will be girth enhancement and foreskin re-grow treatments on the market in the next decade
I don't think we will know where they will come from ahead of the pump though
the point is, buy any genetic company ticker you can find when they're cheap and just hold
there are plenty of good buying opportunities. the research companies (ex. SGMO) and the companies that make gene machines (IE thermo scientific)
there are a couple gene ETFs already as well
bigger penis through science
monstergirls
curing disease
foods that taste better and are healthier for you
burgers that grow on trees
the genetics are happening
Its the big day: BGS earnings afterhours.
Will they cut the dividend? Have the margins squandered? have Spice Island sales gone up or down? Find out in 2.5 hours
>what the fuck who was selling down there...
stop losses and panic sellers
Oh boy here we go.
Bought a SQ call spread. Lofty expectations from the street but who knows, maybe they'll beat top and bottom and a fat 0.20 EPS and it'll moon. Worst case I'm out a quarter
Ror! Yes girls vape. It's a trend amongst roasties atm, mostly college aged. They're really into juul, like the office, or their "furbabies" or "adventuring".
I just wrote a bull spread on amazon coz bored. Literally seconds later the thing fuckin tanked wtf. I could‘ve sold this spread for literally twice it‘s value. Fucking hell.
yay knew shorting was way to go
Thank agent orange.
DRUUUUUUUMPFFFF
I WAS LIKE 10 SECONDS TOO LATE TO GET TVIX OR SDOW!!!
CHRIST THAT VOLUME ON THAT TVIX PUMP...
I couldve literally doubled my fucking money if i inversed myself all in fucking hate this game wtf.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Fuck I could've done good if I'd have just bought then too!
How bout now?!
Why is everything crashing
DONALD TWEETED - NO CHINA DEAL - MARKETS TANKING
Is that tradingview though? I can't see it
More tariffs on China
Agent Orange is putting a 10% tariff on Chinese goods starting September 1st.
As someone who smokes cigars, the vaping thing looks gay AF. And I dont understand why college girls are obsessed with juul.
Not sure. Looks a bit like it.
AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD WE ARE BAAAAAAAACK
Fuck. I just got into this shitty market and I'm already getting bogged
LMAO
Told you it was fake and gay
This fucking, orange cocksucker!
Hmm... Acreage Holdings is flirting with all time low support here. However, earnings are in two weeks. Hrmmm.... mmm. I dunno if I want to fiddle with this thing or no.
>5% cashback
Holy what the fuck what bank?!
Some of the hottest broads hang out at the nicer vape shops.
Checked.
Foregen.org
MY FUCKING SIDES
>can't think of what else to look for besides tvix and sdow
>suddenly RH hits me with a NUGT up 10%
fugggg... I'm always too slow...
MUH LONGEST EXPANSION ON RECORD LMAO BYE BULLS
USbank cash+ but only on like one or two categories I think, and then 3 percent on some others, 2 percent on everything else. No maintenance fees I believe.
Not a bad deal considering i don't have a lot of income, but I'm basically losing the benefits since I still have had a balance for over a year. Getting close to paying it off though.
TARIFF
MAN
STRIKES
AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED OMG
WEW LADDIE. I timed my exit out of S&P longs perfectly today. Jesus... The Donald shitpost was not expected, I was just worried about the rally losing steam right at the previous support before the drop off yesterday.
Thanks Donald, I hate it.
some of the hottest broads don't smoke... period....................
POOL IS CLOSED KEK
we're entering the great global depression
HONK HONK
I really thought this was coming honestly, but I was too much of a pussy to hold vix...
Couldn't give a squat about foreskin, don't think that's where the money is either.
Heightening the eroticism, maximizing vaginal fill volume, maximizing the stroke length, maximizing the area that can be covered with tongues and fingers, etc.
Also I guess I’m an insider on AFG I have an immediate family member who works for a company that AFG owns and I get to know what’s really going on behind the closed doors. Trips and I’ll let out some inside info
I knew that SPX rebound was just a hallucination.