Wake up at 7.00 am

>wake up at 7.00 am
>shower and get ready for work
>leave the house at 7.30 am
>walk to train station 15 minutes away in 35°C temperate 90% humidity
>board a crowded train without breathing space
>reach the office at 9.00 am
>eat the same thing for lunch everyday while making "small talk"
>work ends at 6.00 pm but you have to stay till 7.00 pm to look like a hard worker
how the fuck do wagies do it?

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Wtf that sounds like a shitty job. I go to the office twice per week, usually from around 10-15. Sometimes if I have a lot of meetings I need to stay until 17:00. Other three days I work at home and set my own schedule.
Wagelife sucks unless you have a suitably advanced skillset and can sell yourself a little, then you can make your own routine.

not the same for everyone
>Wake up at 8:45
>shower and leave by 9:15
>enjoy my 40 minute drive with no traffic
>get to work at 10am, boss bought donuts for everyone again
>stay til 6:00 or 6:30 to avoid traffic
it could be a lot worse, in lucky my boss lets me come in at 10 instead of 9

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Manager: "user, could you stay longer each day."
Me: "Let me ask this; is all my work done by 5pm?"
Manager: "Yes.
Me: "Is it done correctly?"
Manager: "Yes."
Me: "Then I see no reason as to why I should stay longer."

I've had this same conversation with every job I had. Luckily I got out of wagie hell and now run my own businesses.

>Wagelife sucks unless you have a suitably advanced skillset and can sell yourself a little, then you can make your own routine.
well yeah this is better but it still sucks ultimately

t. work from home last 2 years, it's becoming a really sad existence

>wake up at 4:30 am
>take a shit, smoke some weed and drink coffee, have a wank
>drink Huel (more natural onions alternative) on the way to work
>drive a forklift all day, feels kinda like a video game
>imagine i'm in a forklift simulator
>chuckle to myself at the irony
>hit a pallet of Tide jugs
>drive the fuck away and not tell anyone
>work 4 days, take home $860
>maybe i'll work 5 days next week and make $1,000
>or i'll just work the minimum 3 days (36h) and take home $580, then have 4 days off to enjoy my hobbies and friends
turns out not all waging is created equal, idk why I even went to college

wtf i didn't say onions I said ONIONS

OMG S-O-Y-L-E-N-T

what the best way to get a job like this user? sounds comfy desu and due to severe arthritis right now I could use a job sitting down but not in a cubicle

I did a few years working entirely remotely and it can indeed become a sad existence. I like the balance of two days at the office - my colleagues are smart and interesting people, so our "small talk" is about crypto and other nerdy stuff. And I still get three days to sit at home smoking weed and building cool shit.
Obviously I'm still looking forward to making it with LINK/RSR, but the waiting room is pretty comfy at least.

sounds like me
> he thinks he will make it with RSR
75% LINK 25% TRV

Look for jobs at distribution centers for good companies (not walmart or amazon). However I didn't drive a sit-down forklift. The position they were constantly filling where I worked was for order pickers, which can actually be pretty physically demanding. I left out the part where I'm filling the cart on the back of my high level order picker with boxes that weigh up to 40 lb. BUT there are lots of other positions for drive sit down forklifts they don't have to get out and do other stuff usually. Just move pallets.

I got hired with no training or related experience during pre-christmas crunch time when they really needed people. I got hired as seasonal then was taken on full time. You might find it easier if you get forklift certified first. Look for a place that does classes near you. We had outside contractors who exclusively handled supplying and repairing wooden pallets and they drove huge sit down forklifts and apparently made even more than us.

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I could tolerate any work load for a paycheck when Link was .40c... now I feel numbness.

thanks for reply

What you described literally isn't working for wages though lol

>Yeah having AIDS sucks if you actually don't have the HIV virus and aren't actually ill in any way shape or form

wagie wagie get in cagie

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But I wouldn't know what to do otherwise! I'd be depressed if I didn't wage!

>tfw jewed

I see you're probably in Malaysia or Indonesia from this photo.

Are you in RFR yet? If so, get on it.

Chinkapoor

lol this didn't happen

The alternative is worse. Embrace the capitalistic hellscape in which we exist.

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If you were salaried, get out by 5 o'clock. If not salaried, who cares how long you stay? Get overtime, and buy chain link

so. fucking. tired. wage.
I WANT TO JUST SLEEP REEEEE

>Newfag oblivious to filters that smokes weed before driving a forklift.
Surprised you even managed to go to college.

kys newfag

TRV is a joke, which is why it is only ever mentioned in one-liner throwaway comments without any substance.
What is your definition of "working for wages"? I work, I get paid. I don't work, I don't get paid. Sounds like wagecucking to me. I have a lot of freedom and a high hourly rate, but it's still wagie life.
If you are stuck in traffic it doesn't matter if you're in a Hyundai or a Mercedes, you are still in traffic.

>train
drive, walk or ride a bike but fuck pubic transport

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>work ends at 6.00 pm but you have to stay till 7.00 pm to look like a hard worker
Japan?

Based

>wake up at 8 am
>lay in bed procrastinating till 8.15
>shower and get dressed in a rush
>leave home at 8.30
>ride bike to work, arrive at 8.40
>10 minutes late, no one cares
>make breakfast and sit at desk
>don't start actual work till 9.30
Feels gud

>I don’t know what I would do, if no one was there to tell me what to do...

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Try working in a small, family-owned Greek restaurant. You will know true Hell. No job seems bad to me after that shit. Fuck Greeks/Turks.

ITT mouthbreathers who will be automated out of jobs in 10 years or less

Dude, shut up and get me my fucking gyros

>Wake up at 6:30
>Force feed myself breakfast and freshen up a little
>Get to the tram at 7:10
>Arrive at work 8 am
>Be at the bane of Microsoft updates, whenever updates are run my workload doubles
>Take a smoke break for 5 mins every 1.5 hours
>Eat at my desk and do a little stroll in the forest for half an hour before slaving again
>Some days I read the news all day and trade shitcoins
>Other days I have spent talking 4 hours on the phone and 4 hours solving bullshit problems

Any tips to get out of the helpdesk life. It is truly suffering.

What kind of helpdesk? If it's tech stuff, use that as a springboard into a dev/engineering position.