My gf just broke up with me because I forgot her birthday, how do I profit from this

my gf just broke up with me because I forgot her birthday, how do I profit from this

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Upgrade to a younger model

Sell her nudes

Buy a rope

you already did, you didn't buy her a present

Go back in time and bet against the relationship

u already did fren

if she broke up with you because of that then chances are she already had someone lined up and was waiting for you to fuck up to blow up on you over to make her move.

Easy, no gf means less expenses that can be placed in a solid investment and not in contempting her bitchy ass. Maybe you can even buy one of those silicon dolls

you typed diarrhea