Jelly Jow Forums?

Jelly Jow Forums?

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No

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Have fun with peeling paint.

I don't give a fuck about your car, I'm jealous I don't get to live in Scandinavia. I'm trapped in burger prison, oh God what did I do in my last life to deserve this?!

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no

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Porsche is the thinking man's car tbqhwys

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also pic related imo is the final boss of "im nouveau riche trash i made all my cash from cryptokitties and pajeeting"

there is no car more obnoxious and ostentatious than a ferrari with tan seats lol

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>buying a shit tier american car with a lot of problems after a while
>jelly

only true brainlets buy a tesla..
enjoy your numerous trips to the garage norway fag

Just move to scandinavia then cuck

Kys

Based car taste fren

Thanks broman

I got the same one with white interior.
Do yourself a favor and PPF the whole thing immediately.
Also console wrap right away and I suggest wheel spacers of 15mm in front and 20mm in back to widen the stance and get mud guards.
It's gonna blow your mind, have fun!

cuck
patrician

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Dilate

What is ppf?

These are hugely subsidized in Norway, right?

Yes no tax, free charging and free parking at public parking places. No toolbooths.
Electric cars can also use the buslane to skip traffic

Fucking hell, that's really nice

Paint protection film.
Get the while thing wrapped in xpel

Shut the fuck up

Why? Haha

Doesnt every normie drive a tesla in norway by now? Stupid norwegians helping burger economy.

Someone had to help them
Its called international aid

kys

Dilate have sex

Checked, you're too right for your own good

Nice

BASED

is this the ultimate basedboi car?

Its a chad car for real men

Reminder that as well engineered Tesla cars are, there is literally no repair service for them.

nice man take a screenshot and fast cancel it!! larp

wtf, when did they start filtering s o y

Wrong kys

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Kek. They legalised being a nigger for certain pepe just because they own electric cars.

Ok so saving the enviroment is being a nigger? Ok

Nah teslas are for fart sniffers

Tesla's actually pollute more than conventional vehicles. The electricity is generated by burning dirty sources such as diesel and natural gas. The real reason to get a tesla is electric cars are fundamentally superior to gas powered ones (except on road trips).

Who cares if some shit country in africa gets polluted as long my country has healthy aid

Kys

>I'm trapped in burger prison
I know this feel all too well. All the countries on Earth and I had to be born in this one.

Jealous of what? The fact that you're getting a car that looks like the wet dream of a 16 year old girl?

I don't care about pollution. Its mostly a meme. I was just saying you're wrong.

Taking the bus or staying at home actually does save the environment. Buying some expensive XXk$ thousands of pounds device is definitely not.

Also saving the environment should be about actually protecting the forests and natural habitats and not some abstract scam shit that is just there to redistribute money, get the economy moving and starve off the oil sheiks.

That's the point. You're supposed to make normalfags jelly. I would unironically buy a lambo if I make it, I don't even like cars or lambos, but it's the car that flexes the most because it's such a stupid purchase

Dilate have sex

Should have bought an used supercar.

Whatever, besides the poor quality and bad design you can enjoy quiet commuting.

He thinks Tesla's are good for the environment.
>Get a load of this goy

>not buying japanese
you're the retard, retard. i'm glad it will cost you shit tons of money to constantly repair it
cnbc.com/2018/10/24/tesla-reliability-slips-to-third-worst-in-us-consumer-reports-says.html

>5 hours for full charge
>200 mile range
I test drove one and sure it's a nice ride but fuck that

youtube.com/watch?v=iR4CFiuR3tQ

Lithium is literally worse

It is 100% and easily recycled at no cost to you at the end of the batteries life.

This is literally not true.

lmao what a bunch of fucking retards in this thread

Wrong

No but skipping tollbooths, not paying taxes and using Buslane to avoid traffic etc is

Nope kys

Ugly looking volkswagen

swedish cuck better investe ur cash to save white race

Kys

Try being stuck in fucking South America. Scandinavia looks like heaven on Earth for me.

Heard about a plane? Just fly out

A what? We're still riding horses here.

Swim then

To what? To become an illegal immigrant? I'm looking for work in decent countries through LinkedIn, you can't stay more than 3 months in any of them without a job that requires a college degree, so I don't really get anything by physically moving right now. I have a CS degree so I'm looking for some developer jobs.

You need to overthrow your government and establish a free market where you live