almost Saturday edition
Popular brokers:
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Some basic stock market terminology:
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Free advanced charting tools:
tradingview.com
koyfin.com
finscreener.com
Real-time market news:
thefly.com
ThinkorSwim
Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
Stock screener
finviz.com
tradingview.com
Premarket Data:
investing.com
Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com
Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org
Suggested books:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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tripfags out reee
awww kitty
ok, now THIS is based
>Goros
nice ID
What do /smg/ bros do on the weekends. Coming from crypto I find the pacing of the stock market unique and I have gotten really good sleep lately.
THEY CALL ME THUMPER
SMG is gay as fuck
I imagine on the weekend most /smg/ays: spend time with loved ones, read the news/books, shitpost, play vidya, research prospective stock/options plays for next week, mess with code, get blackout drunk, watch/stream videos, study (Pendy), go on dates, count money, hunker down in the corner in the fetal position
4 u
FUCK OFF SMG THIS IS A LINK BOARD
I just wanted to say I'm sorry to everybody I've pissed off over the years.
i've been trying to figure this out of a long time. I think I'm going to cut the grass tomorrow, watch the NYY vs BOS baseball games and if there's time I'll try to find some ducks to feed.
I get drunk and read books and laugh at the news and spend time with my family
I read about firearms and history and shoot muh guns pew pew
Trade crypto, watch streams and play games. That's my weekends, like many others on Jow Forums I don't have a social life
Sounds really comfy bros. I am getting buzzed on some blended red wine. Usually I go with vodka or whiskey but too tired to make a second stop after the supermarket on the way home. Earlier I played with my dog in the middle of a rainstorm.
I'm a bartender so I usually work during the weekends. If I'm not working, I try to read/study for school, play vidya, trying to get into photography right now ass well.
I do occult readings to help predict next week stock market.
I pretty much fucked up my social life after dropping out of college so I just kinda do whatever. Guns, alcohol, netflix, cook, practice coding, fantasize about improving my credit score to get a loan for a down payment on a house where i airbnb the thing out to tourists, maybe see my one old highschool friend i haven't absolutely rekt yet, visit mum for dinner. Just lame normie stuff.
That sounds comfy user. What do you do in your apartment?
Ohhhh stinkiesssss, stinky linkies stinky
Usually play vidya on my PC or binge on whatever youtube channel i'm obsessed with.
Being a bartender sounds tough I hate being social especially when forced. I went through a photography phase and now I have a D3300 with a few lenses that I use maybe once a month.
I drink, and usually I watch a movie on Saturday nights
Also the Neopets stock market is open on the weekend ;^)
I'm the exact, exact same story dobbler (except I would never watch netflix and my credit score is approaching 800)
I have no idea where the time goes... I just know I don't spend it watching the market.
I do trade crypto, but only once a day when the fear/greed index is updated. Fools getting way too greedy, finna get rekt.
How the fuck do you keep track of your time and not fritter it away?
>pretty much fucked up my social life after dropping out of college
;_;
bro
that feel
oh god my life
How do you get into bartending?
Normie shit is pretty underrated. Keeps us grounded. That sucks about your credit score, hopefully you can get it back up there. I'm a 700+ chad but I wanna work my way up to 800.
Once you buy your first house your credit score doesn't matter anymore
IMO
Don't even know what mine is, all I know is I got 3.75% for 20% down a couple years ago
if you have the cash too buy what you need your credit score is basically meaningless.
most netflix shows are garbage, but i got really into aggretsuko and bojack horseman. Highly recommend.
I was always "The Quiet Kid" (tm) so i don't care all that much, but it would be nice to have some actual friends i see regularly for the weekends. my mum is starting to get to that when-will-you-bring-a-cute-girl-to-dinner-with-us phase too.
yea i'll prolly start doing something about that soon. I don't even care about the jew score but something tells me I can't really show a banker my robinhood account as proof that I won't default lol. But i did that for my current apartment so who even knows.
Quality picture
Hey we can't all just run to the bank of mom and pops when we need some money for hookers and gambling
Sometimes a man has to work to put food on the table or put a roof over his head
Sometimes a man has to take a 30 year fixed loan to buy his first house.
I agree with both posts, but for people starting out or low on cash that need to finance a car/house/etc regular cash flow (a good paying job) + good credit score is pretty clutch. I think the average rate for a 15 year fixed is somewhere in the 3.60% ballpark but with trade war shit heating up it should be falling, right?
It's not too bad, I've always liked being the guy who mixes drinks and shit.
I've actually been into photography since I was in high school, and I've actually had a few free lance gigs shooting sports photos, but I'm trying to take it more seriously and maybe make it more than just a hobby. Right now I don't hold a candle to anyone on /p/ though.
Hey what are your top three favorite mixed drinks (to drink, not to make)?
Any drinks that you hate making?
Any drinks that are a special regional flavor that the country at large doesn't know about?
I'm headed to the liquor store after work y'know
Gin and tonic
Rum and coke
Dry martini (with vodka, not gin)
Maybe if im out at a restaurant (aka freeloading because everything goes to robinhood) i'll get a hurricane or some other 'girly' cocktail. You know, I've always wanted to try a pousse cafe (pic), mostly for the lulz. I've heard it's not actually that good.
>if you have the cash too buy what you need your credit score is basically meaningless.
going to buy a house with the pocket change still left in your RH account ?
what a retard
try this one bro,
diet dr.pepper.
your choi=ice of spiced rum
some fresh squeeze lime juice
i order that at bars and they named it after me
Is your name Diet Dr. No?
What do they call it if you use normal.dr. pepper?
Aren't all the fake sugar things in diet soda supposed to be bad for you?
based
buy LUPE
>buy LUPE
why? Give at least some solid research ... technical ? fundamental? jezus
It's okay Mark.
Being the quiet kid doesn't mean we want to be alone.
anybody familiar with PPT income trust? 7.89% yield and pretty stable price. too good to be true?
To drink for me:
1. Dark n' Stormy
2. Captain on Acid
3. Breakfast Shot
4. (in case you don't count shot as a mixed drink) Orange Creamsicle Martini
I hate making Orange Crushes for some reason. They just piss me off. Not sure if there's any special regional drink I know of, but I have a friend that mixes Jager with Coors Light.
(((Lupert Murdoch))) has been suppressing the share price on purpose so he can lower his average. They're conspiring with TAG (The Auction Genie) to do some sort of credit swap, I don't know the exact details. They're also going to pay off debts and focus on the consumer experience in Neopia Central. Didn't you listen to their earnings call? By Q1 2020 they'll be more valuable than STFP
looking forward to the weekend I see
Wow, I hope thats not recent because I kept all my wealth on POWR and SMUG
I feel like you would like this anime girl
I feel like people have been trying to make a video game as good as Neopets for the past 15 years. And they haven't quite done it yet. That game came out before web 2.0 and it had everything. So much content. The only thing that comes close in age and scope is RuneScape, but I think Neopets is noticeably older.
Is there a phone version of Neopets yet?
>I would never watch netflix
Weird flex, but OK.
NeoPets is my first game — I'll never fucking forget it.
maybe
if she teleported to another story
Me ordered meal from every food truck in city
Think have food poisoning now X_X
Both O_O
Hail
Are we forgetting about the tariffs and getting pumped again about the 0.25% rate cut next week, Dark Lord?
Nothing gets me off so much as inverse guro
Just the idea of two (or more) people being together without causing physical harm to each other. It's just so hot to me for some reason
I got into PINS shortly after the IPO when they shat down to like 26-28 range. I liked that unlike a lot of recent companies that ipo'd they seemed to have a bit of common sense and wasn't burning cash like mad. So I jumped in.
So far my gamble has paid off. Who knows? Maybe this will be like getting Facebook in the early 2000's. I know I'll be celebrating if I see one day the price per is hitting $100 or hell even $80. But one step at a time. Hope they keep the ball rolling. Another gamble I got in was KDP. Could end up being like bagging KO in the 1950's.
don't be like this scammer
Which do you think has better fundamentals KDP or PINS? Why?
Buy HSGX
"Histogenics stockholders will continue to own their existing shares"
The reverse split from the merger will only target outstanding shares. The merger is coming in September. This shit is basically free money.
Making dirty mojitos has been the best choice I‘ve made all day.
using a linux distro there Dobber?
I like both companies. KDP has a lot of value thanks to the Kureig machine. So many different applications for it. I'm sure that each time some company makes a "thing" for that machine they end up paying KDP a fat royalty fee with the branding and all required on the packaging. Then you have the other brands under the umbrella, drinks,coffee,etc.
KO is not going anywhere but soft drinks is there bread and butter. They know the tide is turning so they bought that coffee company and is now launching an alcoholic beverage. So yeah..
ubuntu masterrace
I'll invest in msft but i won't damn use them.
Wageslave. I'm doing it now. Place is dead, which is nice, but it's hot out and job is outdoors, not as nice.
It's possibly the best game ever made in my opinion, I probably have over 1000 hours in it. I would play it all day after school when I was a kid. I think the secret sauce that made it so good was that it was made by scientologists, they understand psychology and how people derive pleasure to a dangerous degree.
user... I...
The CIA hides strange frequencies and viral ideas in all netflix shows, they can make anyone on earth kill themselves if they watch it. Instant undetectable assassination. The real danger is netflix's sociological effects though, anyone who watches it carries some degree of it's programming with them at all times and can spread it through speech
I can believe the social programming netflix induces. I watched Tuca and Bertie and now I actually have slightly more sympathetic towards women and their daily struggles. God, I literally cannot imagine it because I am a man.
I do gotta say tho the scene where pete gets weird about touching bertie with the banana roux and then her running into the bathroom to get off was kinda hot if not fucked up.
i got fucked today, biz.. and not in a good way
/blog
I think... you’re thinking too much into it. The real damage being done by all the distraction and amusement is basically distraction and amusement. We take little time to actually think, and we find less and less interest in the real world.
That’s rough. Very difficult to live out that fantasy in real life.
>The CIA hides strange frequencies and viral ideas in all netflix shows, they can make anyone on earth kill themselves if they watch it. Instant undetectable assassination. The real danger is netflix's sociological effects though, anyone who watches it carries some degree of it's programming with them at all times and can spread it through speech
ummm you might want to see a qualified Dr about this paranoid delusion.
wait... lemme guess.. you think they are also part of the conspiracy too..
You just discovered this General today, didn’t you?
You’re very new.
Are you the poster who was asking about rate cuts last night?
>You’re very new.
No just getting real tired this guys bullshit
Baggie is hilarious, if you don't like him you can always filter his trip
>TVIX is reporting tonight
Big lawl
tvix for life niggers
Dis reports earning next week. Big ass rubber stamp that says "Profit out the ass bitches" is about all it amounts to.
But who knows? The way the market is acting such good news may tank the stock. Look at GE, they reported good earnings, better than before yet the stock sank like a rock. So yeah..
>Baggie is hilarious
or we can call the loser out
and tell him to quit his bullshit
it's no joke to commit fraud and try to trick investors and scam people's money for his personal profit.
They’re doing a lot of buying, investing into the new service and the parks, but they’ve sold a lot of movie tickets too.
I’m more looking forward to the reveal of the actual product which I think is also this month.
Ummm user, baggie is a novelty account, and he is drunk half the time. I really hope you didn’t follow his advice.
The real ironic part is, the trip user you quoted who was talking shit to baggie, he is an actual pumper, a real fraud and scammer trying to trick people for his benefit.
You gotta spend some more time reading and you’ll figure things out.
>Ummm user, baggie is a novelty account, and he is drunk half the time. I really hope you didn’t follow his advice.
weak weak weak argument there
there's no excuse for fraud and considered criminal by the SEC.
>The real ironic part is, the trip user you quoted who was talking shit to baggie, he is an actual pumper, a real fraud and scammer trying to trick people for his benefit.
This is my point exactly:
>just getting real tired this guys bullshit
just a whole bunch of bullshit and fraud here on SMG
Where is SNSS user? Doesn't he know that this is costing me money?
Oh. You're only pretending to be retarded.
Awesome.
>linux
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Jesus fucking Christ, are we going to have to put some disclaimer in the OP or something? What if it said * NOTICE! THIS THREAD IS FULL OF BRAINLETS, BIZLETS, AND SHITPOSTING! NOTHING POSTED HERE IS INVESTMENT ADVICE! NOBODY THAT POSTS HERE IS A REGISTERED OR CERTIFIED INVESTMENT ADVISOR! DYOR AND DYRE! * Would that make you feel better?
Fuck Trump. There, I said it. I bought back into tim apple after the positive earnings, and NOT 3 HOURS LATER THE MOTHERFUCKER HIKES TARIFFS. On FUCKING TWITTER. Oh well there's $100 up in smoke. If only I could go back in time and exchange that for the $100 I donated to his campaign (I was/am a moron Jow Forumstard).
At least he can't touch muh telecoms.
yeah man i feel you. not even the decency to do it on the weekend so we could all unload our baggage fairly.
>put some disclaimer in the OP or something? What if it said * NOTICE! THIS THREAD IS FULL OF BRAINLETS, BIZLETS, AND SHITPOSTING!
Good idea, add to that:
This site contains known criminal activity, scams, fraud, pump and dump schemes, and stock price manipulation. Investigation by the DOJ and SEC is pending.
Same thing happened to SQ. Before this week I'd say any long DIS strategy going into earnings was as close to a sure thing as you could get but now I just dunno
i laughed but only because im on my second dirty mojito.
I would fucking hope the SEC has better things to do than lurk Jow Forums and try to arrest people for obvious shitposting but we are living in clown world so who knows. While they are at it I guess they better round up all the people posting charts on Twitter and Tradingview, all the telegram crypto channels, and all of stocktwits so they can make sure we're all safe.
I used to drink mojitos and drink with mint in them a lot (and mint tea, etc.)
then I found out about mint and I had to cut down on my mint intake
That’s libel, I’ll sue your ass.
Haha wow. I can’t seriously imagine donating to a politician, but I guess I’m old enough to know better than to put my hope in those fuckers.
You could’ve gotten 2 $50 blow jobs.
Hell, you could’ve just stuck it in the S&P.
i would never pump and dump. I give honest recommmendations that i adhere to myself. Please anons, go write covered calls on stable blue chip stocks like microsoft or amd. You will receive fantastic gains at less risk than holding normal stock ordinarily. This is not investment advice.
Is there a better stock to hold long term than AT&T? I don't know anything about the stock market
>Fuck Trump
How dare you insult the Emperor.
His majesty is to be worshiped.
Found our about mint?
oh no does mint reduce Testosterone?
but they're so good...
qyld. see i used to hold over 400 shares until i went balls deep amarin with 1.1k shares.
I feel like people who pick stocks based on what someone from Jow Forums said without making any other research deserve what they get to be honest
better long term holds will be mutual funds and ETFs
get some KNG in your life
get some KHC and NWL in your house
put some of that sweet SGMO in your veins and that dank HEXO in your lungs
Get that T on your phone though, nothing wrong with that. Get some VZ and NOK to go with it, you know how we do it here.
KNG is like QYLD but better
All hail our Emperor (and Israel)!
How was losing all that?